*Balloons Not Included

If I learned anything as a kid, it was that candy bars were not just a reward for doing anything and everything, they were also absolutely essential (Two kinds of sugars!) for giving you the energy you needed to just get by in sports or at your job...

I hope these are the tools every X-MEN writer uses to plot out their books...

Just found out that Dennis Locorriere, of Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show, passed away. When I was a kid, my parents used to blast music throughout the house on weekend mornings, & one of the albums filling that morning air was Dr. Hook's greatest hits. These vocals seeped deep...

From 1986, this is... awkward.

You've never seen more effort and artistry to sell you a box of juice you drink with a tiny straw.

"Y'know, it's kinda like my Woodstock..."

I think I need to make sure @comill.bsky.social knows that @rifftrax.com is bringing old school artisanal MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 back...

Another brilliant character panel from @bsienk.bsky.social’s NEW MUTANTS run, featuring Illyana Rasputin (Magik) & Lockheed…

This is another ad for an "AI Certificate Program" currently running on YouTube, which somehow manages to top the previous one in its inept, off-putting execution... I still can't fathom who this laughably garbage messaging would appeal to... 1/2

Celebrate one year of Spotlight New England! Join hosts Ashley Erling and Audrey McClelland as they highlight some of their favorite memories over the past year. https://www.wpri.com/spotlight-new-england/spotlight-new-england-tips-to-avoid-burnout-and-celebrating-one-year-of-sne/ 

Being Gay In Iran: a first hand account by Pezman. The Islamic Regime criminalises homosexuality, in accordance with Sharia Law. Punishments include imprisonment, flogging, execution by hanging. This applies also to all genders, and to children as young as 8. Pezman's video also shows

Sanctions ukrainiennes Novorossiisk En feu, le terminal pétrolier de Grushovaya Transneft est le plus grand dépôt de pétrole du Caucase. La base pétrolière se compose de réservoirs souterrains et aériens d'une capacité totale d'environ 1,2 million de tonnes de produits pétroliers.

True NBA Story ❤️🥀 #michaeljordan #truestory #motivation #inspiration #fyp

This week, NGA convened leadership across public and private sectors to share approaches for fast-tracking broadband connectivity to support workforce and community development in states and territories. Read more: www.nga.org/news/press-r...

📉 Sinkender Google-Traffic. 📈 Steigende Event-Tickets. Ein neuer Offline-Funnel als Absicherung gegen Plattformabhängigkeit? 🏊Eisbaden für die Medienzukunft www.horizont.at/medien/news/...

De'Aaron Fox has returned for the Spurs and you see his impact right from the start. First set is Castle setting a backscreen for Wemby. Only that's a fake to get up Wemby screening for Castle. Thunder defend that, quick swing to Fox who drives and finishes. Adds a layer.

As a teenager in East Berlin, Tim Eisenlohr joined an underground environmental movement to share information that the government wanted kept secret. His arrest by Stasi officers sparked public outrage. Learn more in a new short video: retroreport.org/topics/cold-...

Some of us were talking about Epstein before the election.

Get a different view of Oxford from the top of New College’s Robinson Tower 👀

you gotta love the classics heckle, and Jekyll with one shot and snooppy got wet

REPORTER: Attacking power plants and bridges violates Geneva Convention. Isn’t that a war crime? TRUMP: I hope I don’t have to do it… they won’t have nuclear weapons. REPORTER: That didn’t answer my question. TRUMP: You are fake news. 25th NOW

Trump Supreme Leader #Chess #Checkers #Strategy #Iran #War @princesskim.bsky.social @sandor22.bsky.social @annettebeebe.bsky.social @kelmaur7.bsky.social @omgpodcast22.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @patti3333.bsky.social @veramars1.bsky.social

Today is Equal Pay Day. Just how far have women come? Right now, women working full time are paid less than men. The gap is even wider for Black women, Latinas & mom's. This affects real life: rent, groceries, child care and healthcare. Equal pay means economic security. It's time to close the gap.

😼🍣 THIS GAME IS AMAZING. No seriously… WHY AREN’T YOU PLAYING YET?! 👀 Build your towers. Defend the sushi. Survive the chaos. ⚔️ Play Sushi Cat – Tower Defense TODAY! 🖥️ Steam PC 👉 armor.ag/SC-TD 🎮 Nintendo Switch / Switch 2 👉 armor.ag/SCTD-Switch #SushiCat #TowerDefense #Gaming #IndieGames #New

‼️[ 🇧🇪 BELGIQUE ] 🔸 Vidéo montrant le bus scolaire ayant été percuté par un train sur un passage à niveau à Buggenhout. Le bilan fait état de plusieurs morts selon les premières informations.

[3/4] And more....

ABS overturned in #Nationals at #Guardians (Top 6). Jacob Young challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Mike Estabrook | Upheld 34.4% (21/61). Later: Jacob Young grounds out, second baseman Travis Bazzana to first baseman Kyle Manzardo.

Wilbur!

Carissa says one of the dangers of algorithmic predictions, which are being used to shape everything from criminal sentencing to insurance premiums, is how they lock people into outcomes they may have otherwise been able to get out of. 2/

Allow self is on, since its a step particle. I added the params to the params list as well to test. I'm really at a loss I've tested it with bools and also with floats, on enter and on constant, both had results in unity but then not in vrc. everything is updated too, sdks etc i dont understand

LIVE: JD Vance fleeing Iowa back to DC after stumbling speech flop—crowd deader than a cornstalk in winter. Swiped some ethanol, now he's swerving on a drunken pig on the highway. 🌽💥🚗💨

Thank you all for the overwhelming support for my new game “PROJECT SONGBIRD”!!! Releasing art this personal is always a terrifying experience, but it feels so worth it ❤️ I’ve already made my money back, and 35 of the 36 steam reviews are positive! Thank you all so much 🥹!

Cloudflare is undergoing significant changes

From Bronze to Platinum, the FIA Driver Categorisation system is central to balancing competition in endurance and GT racing worldwide. But how does the system actually work? Find out in the full episode, available on the FIA’s YouTube channel. #FIA #WEC

Come out and Protest Trumps Birthday, It’s Patriotic! No Kings

"Over course of the night you should have seen 2 crosses in which the NE would have had a surge for Harris then seen a switch as FL votes, rust belt came in, then another switch when west coast reported We didn't see that. What we saw was programmatic steady percentage throughout the night "

NAME THIS PERSON IF YOU KNOW! I BET YOU DONT KNOW THIS PERSON! #people #physics #trending #reels

🚀 Lift Off! 18 More Satellites Join China's Space Sail Constellation! : A modified Long March 6 rocket blasted off and sent the satellites into orbit. This low‑orbit network is designed to ultimately deploy up to 15,000 satellites to enhance global telecommunications.

Stop supporting people who don’t truly support you. “Poverty Porn” is streaming everywhere now. #Poverty #PovertyPorn #Appalachia #Coal #SlumLord #Journalism #Journalist #Storyteller #Folk #FolkMusic #NewMusic #AppalachianMusic

📢 Final Call! The Lancet Countdown Africa is recruiting Working Group Leads to advance research on health and climate change across the continent. 📅 Deadline: 19 Dec 2025 🔗 Apply now: buff.ly/pzQPfRi

MLAs in line for a £14,000 per year pay rise. My question to those 90 MLAs do you actually think you are delivering for the public? Most MLAs are nothing more than glorified councillors who pass meaningless motions. Meanwhile our infrastructure, health service, Lough Neagh etc are collapsing.

🚨BREAKING: The Shocking Truth About Home Prices in America! This Is Why Young People Can’t Afford Homes Today #HousingMarket #RealEstate #HomePrices #CaliforniaRealEstate #HousingCrisis

Victoria & Joseph sind besser integriert als Geburtsintegrierte. Trotzdem ist Ministerin Bauer leise wie nie. Trotzdem will Österreich sie abschieben. Dagegen gehen wir morgen Freitag auf die Straße vor das Innenministerium um 18 Uhr in Wien. Und am Samstag in Innsbruck bei der Annasäule um 14 h.

☀️ Warmer days and longer sunlight hours. However, cold sore triggers don't take the season off. Dynamiclear Rapid cold sore relief is built for moments exactly like this. One application is all it takes to heal your cold sore. No need to reapply.. 🙌 Find us on Amazon, or at your local pharmacy!

After some tussles, my Saints boss has finally taken down Nahualli! #saintsrow #saintsrow2022 #videogames

Spent the day refactoring the whole loading system. It fixed a lot of issues, I just hope everything else still works the same 👌 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam : store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #RTS #indiegame

AHAHHA It's super weird being in a new place I will be for a hot minute, I can literally introduce myself as anyone. I HAVE A BILLION NICKNAMES. Honestly half the people back home in FL call me 'E.J' more than my full name, I might start going by that, it's shorter and easy to remember...

Waiting for the phone call to perform at Trump's Freedom 250.

. . . STRAIGHT???

In a recent PCC webinar, surprise guest Dr. Jake Quinton outlined CMS's belief that primary care payment should go beyond just doctor’s visits, with APCM allowing for payment flexibility. More in a discussion with him and other health leaders ⬇️ thepcc.pub/apcmadopters

In our new access issue: Gerry Shih on Gaza, @lizskalka.bsky.social on White House correspondents, @banikarim.bsky.social on TMZ in DC, @haleymelodic.bsky.social celebrities, @joelsimonsays.bsky.social on interviewing dictators. www.cjr.org/the-access-i...

Ich hab den besten chef 🙌

It's not about "peek-a-boo", but we do want to know when you are at Trader Joe's because we just don't have time to do the actual work. We even put up some signs!

When the bees go, so does civilization! South Korean beekeeper Park Gyeong-je who has tended beehives for nearly 50 years is now fighting to survive as climate change disrupts flower blooms, threatens the future of beekeeping and raises concern over how crops will be pollinated. c: @reuters.com

They actually added a character i like so i can’t slander this game’s roster choice anymore

Pete Hegseth finally found his calling.