"Thanks for the gumball!"

If you see this QTP with a sword.

Another entry in the (sadly) continuing series of "Yes, this nonsense AI-generated ad is actually running on YouTube, who in the hell is this garbage targeting, and who could possibly take it seriously..." Direct link to the unlisted ad source: youtube.com/watch?v=vpD7DwuhnnM

2/2 And you may as well see the "story" through to its pathetic end (presented in two parts since the ad runs over the 3min Bluesky time limit). Here's the direct unlisted YouTube link to the ad: youtube.com/watch?v=vECiYPdsyCA

"Yeah, my mom's, like, super-wired on that weird juice and talking to herself again... I think she's been up for, like, a week now..."

All I have to say to this is... BAMF!

This is an ad currently running on YouTube. It is equal parts pathetic, depressing, and hilarious that anyone would consider this effective marketing, or that anyone would pay money towards these "courses"... 1/2

I may have picked up *a few* back issues at my local comic shop… Just a few. (And it’s very odd to be re-buying “vintage” comics that I considered modern when I originally bought them off the newsstand…)

I remember a lot of a capella suddenly popping up in the zeitgeist in the mid-to-late-80s, and I'm not entirely sure why it happened, but it did...

Keep hands, arms, and legs inside the vehicle and remain seated at all times during the movie...

Our parents said “we got McDonald’s at home.” Now folks can’t afford THAT either. Ground beef. Potatoes. Bread. Grocery prices jumped more in April than in 4 YEARS. What did YOU stop buying? This is Trump’s economy on your table. #TrumpsGroceryCrisis

I hurt my back last week and can’t work much as a result. Pls share my works and adopt creatures if you’re able to 👀👉👈 ladamaluna.com #independentartist #traditionalart #darkart #artprints #homedecor #creaturedrawings #pocartist #mexicanartist #illustrations #collectibleart #cryptidart #witchyart

South Jersey History, Cool Events, A Brewery & Dog Friendly!! #ColdSpringVillage #CapeMay #JerseyShore #SeaGlassFestival #DogFriendly

Cape May County Land of the Free: Celebrating America’s 250th Across the Shore #Fireworks #CapeMayCounty #America250 #JerseyShoreCelebration #LandOfTheFree

Hunter Biden gets candid on ElonMusk: “You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US” #mags #trump #Biden #ElonMusk #US

🎞️ The Anti Let Them Theory /2

"Social Union" actually should have been "Soviet Union!"

Numero uno, West Final. Plenty of jam in the building! #StanleyCupPlayoffs

Ukrainian girl reacts to fireworks at parade abroad.

"I would like to apologise" 🤣 #funny

Registering a complaint. #CatsOfBluesky

ㄴ📂 bangtan > reactions > joon_spinthat.gif 🗣️ DJ SPIN THAT SHIT 🎶🌸🎶🌸🎶🌸🎶 #namjoon #rm #bts

Where will Dewey Take me? What do you now about the Dewey Decimal System? Dewey the Robot? #TeacherSky #EducatorSky #LibrarySky #ParentSky #BlackEduSky #BlackWomenIn#STEMSky #WomenINSTEM #KidLit #ChildrensBooks #KidsBooks NoireSTEMinist.com/childrensbooks

Glorious! Enough said ..

Truth.

Orgull de campiones, orgull de ciutat 💙❤️

I'm watching #ZhanZhaoAdventures and the fight choreography is fantastic but I'm lost with the plot. I think if you're not familiar with the source material you'll struggle to keep up with the exposition dumps. Luckily the charming leads and kickass wuxia moves are still hella entertaining #cdrama

Sam Kerr better keep up her superstitions, because they’re working 🔮😏

"China wants to displace, not replace, the US." @asiasociety.org 's Philippe Le Corre tells #F24Debate that Beijing aims to make itself more central to the world order by diminishing US relevance ➡️ https://go.france24.com/axLm

Prince looking at Morris Day and the other negros in the band from Purgatory:

Ukraine is launching a “logistics lockdown” program to expand strikes on russian rear infrastructure, Defense Ministry head Fedorov said 🇺🇦💪 Attacks on russian logistics, warehouses and command posts have increased 4x in recent months. UAH 5 billion has been allocated for the program 🥰 #War #Ukraine

Wandsworth went big in the sunshine with the Borough of Culture Finale event - great to see so many of you at Battersea Power Station. Thanks to the Council for organising such a great year of events across the Borough. The beat goes on….

How do you endure the unimaginable? For Karrie and Bob Burgess, the answer lies in turning a profound loss into a life-saving legacy.

A new ad dropped for Senator Ossoff.

At least 2 people were killed after heavy flooding struck the area around the Shakumbari Devi Temple in Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India 🇮🇳 (29-05-2026) 50°C look like this

That late night Magic: The Gathering feeling

This approach fosters a positive attitude and propels significant personal development, reflecting a true business motivation. #entrepreneurship mirrortalkpodcast.com/spencer-vann... Thank you! 🧡

Jaron Elkins is one of the more exciting prospects in the Dodgers system. Tools are off the charts (7 HR and 16 SB this season) but strikes out far too much (roughly 30% entering today). After two failed bunt attempts, he nearly hit Ontario's LF scoreboard on the fly with a go-ahead homer.

For @ofspiiderswords.bsky.social's eyes only.

Snapback Sunday In our third episode, we talked about Oolong, Yamcha, and Pilaf, and delved into the inspirations and backgrounds of those characters. Here's what we had to say about Oolong. Of course we made sure to talk about how he looks like Chairman Mao. Check out the full episode for more!

DO YOU WANT ICE TO HAVE $70 Billion AND NO ACCOUNTABILITY? Input Needed Before June 3 Appropriations Markups New Jersey Gov. Sherrill denied access to North Jersey immigration detention center as hunger strike enters fourth day open.substack.com/pub/charles4...

We just wrapped up a tour of our #Military in #SanDiego with our Legislative Women’s Caucus. Powerful to hear from women leaders who are serving and also spouses struggling with the issues of our day - access to quality childcare and affordable housing. #caleg #marines #navy #navywife #navylife

been making progress here! got full vertex manipulation and textures working now #godot #godotengine

@BYDGlobal Cars now have an On-Vehicle DJI drone launch platform

throwback to making my first #burlesquecostume she was a force to be reckoned with and I can’t wait for all the costumes to come! #plussize #costume #burlesque #unserious

You can climb anywhere in Cairn, but now you can play Cairn anywhere! Cairn is launching Steam Deck verified so you can take the adventure with you!

A Palestinian man was injured by Israeli gunfire near the separation wall in Al-Ram.

Just released: a new report shows that 36 fossil fuel giants are responsible for half of the world’s CO₂ emissions. Thirty-six. While communities are fighting to survive floods, fires, and record heat, a handful of corporations are driving the crisis and cashing the checks.

deleting all the praise I had for that myth brb

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Your move, @scanlon.house.gov. GO CANES! #canes

Morning light and wagging tails make the day start right. Early walks help dogs burn energy and focus better throughout the day. It’s a peaceful way to welcome new beginnings. #KayKayLe #Affiliate

u’kesh white gilgamesh shower

The way Trump stared at this reporter is disturbing. She was asking him about U.S foreign policy/China’s role in Latin America. Instead of answering her question he says to Vance Í just like to watch her talk “before saying to her”Good job Good job thank you Darling”. This is so 🤢

A new generation of advanced AI-powered drones are reaping havoc in previously untouched areas to the rear of Russian forces. Logistics trucks have been blasted in Donetsk city and along the largely untouched M-14 southern coastal highway, connecting Crimea with the Russian border east of Mariupol.

An ENTIRE FAMILY was BURNED TO DEATH after an IDF air strikes hit a residential apartment west of Gaza City. The names of the 5 family members: Manar Ibrahim Labed Hassan Rabah Labed Mohammed Hassan Labed Rafah Hassan Labed Tamim Hassan Labed Im at a loss for words at how many times we have

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Americans are struggling with credit card delinquencies and using cards for basic necessities. Kevin Hassett’s tone deaf response. #gasprices

Lujan New Mexico presses Scott Bessent ( Howdy Doody )

Ootd, wimdy edition