This was my public school teacher mom's favorite teacher joke on The Simpsons when I was a kid.

Listen. Girl. Break up with him. He doesn't get it.

You're all too mad, sad, or grumpy today. It's May. Go outside this weekend. Enjoy the weather. Watch a silly video. Find at least one thing to be happy about. It helps give you energy to fight another day.

Real talk though, David, black and white are terrible wedding theme colors. Everyone is going to either look like they're wearing a wedding dress or look like they're going to a funeral. I'm on Alexis's side.

I think they should make reenactors use period-appropriate toilets. Let's do some immersive education experience for real.

Here's the video. This woman genuinely believes chemotherapy would harm her child and that he can be healed from Leukemia without it.

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

Meanwhile in the Navy

Europeans... explain yourselves.

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#Toronto Raptors champion Serge Ibaka shared his thoughts on forward Scottie Barnes and the Raptors elimination at the Canadian launch of Spanish lager Madrí Excepcional.

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Step inside FLO-STATE, a new exhibition by Alison Edmonds opening tomorrow (Tues 28 Oct) at The Media Centre. Her richly coloured oil paintings explore movement, transformation & the mysterious space between destruction and renewal. Free to visit until 4 Dec 2025.

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🤬 A direct hit by a drone into a residential building in Kryvyi Rih has killed two people. A nine-month-old girl was seriously injured, with her lower limb injured, local authorities reported.

After another hard day of doing nothing to improve the lives of Americans, and burning through billions of dollars on an unprovoked war in #Iran, it's time for a nap.

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With a trash can over his head, Clark Connors couldn't even see that superkick coming! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Republicans thought redrawing the Texas lines was going to lead to a series of similar moves across GOP states -- and maybe double-digit seat gains before the 2026 midterms. It hasn't worked out that way. At all.

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Quanto mais o pessoal do Flávio Bolsonaro abre a boca, mais se enrola. Agora, o Valdemar Costa Neto, presidente do PL, admite que o encontro que Flávio Bolsonaro teve com Vorcaro no dia q o banqueiro foi para prisão domiciliar, ñ foi somente para encerrar o contrato, mas para buscar dinheiro

This indie developer is making a cozy underwater exploration and hangout game that simply looks wonderful with friends! It's called Splash Divers, will you play this?

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MAGA Logic: Kill the Messenger! #politics #maga #trump #progressive #liberal #democracy

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First day of early voting, DONE✅! Let’s keep the momentum going. Vote early now through June 5th. Your VOTE is your POWER. See you at the polls! #Shaping116Together

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Freedom incoooooming!

#BetterConnected [VD: Animation advising no alcohol on-board services. Travel Safe. Respect staff. Respect fellow passengers]

Sen. Cortez Masto: I am hearing from people in Nevada who are suffering because of the actions of this administration, but most importantly, [RFK Jr.].

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El Auditorio Alfredo Kraus acogerá este sábado los Premios Canarias 2026. Muy atentos, porque les contamos todos los detalles de este acto.

🧵🇺🇦 Day 1 Kyiv: Stolen Innocence at the Feet of Kyiv’s Protector🧸 🌅This morning is my first day volunteering in Kyiv — my 5th time here. Kyiv is #Ukraine ‘s largest city with a population of nearly 3 million people. I stopped by Independence Square as I always do. But today felt different. 🕯️At the

Each day since this Administration took us to war with Iran, it has become more clear that there is no real plan, objective, or endgame for this conflict. Right now, we are on track for this to be America's next forever war.

You can now get lost in “Escape the Backrooms” on Xbox Series X|S and PS5. The latest Steam update adds cross-platform matchmaking, allowing players across platforms to survive together.

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We recently covered Irakli Geleishvili’s physics-based movement system in Unity, focused on making character movement feel heavier and more reactive. 🎖️ See the details: jettelly.com/blog/a-physi... #unity3d #gamedev

#BTS weekend #photography photo shoot over Feltville Historic District NJ/NY environment, spring scenery preparation for Viking #photoshoot

#MeanwhileInCanada #WildHorses #Alberta Credit to thegreatalecks

A little Sunday inspiration ✨ New Motion Highlights with UI animations and motion design to refresh your creative brain before the week begins: tympanus.net/codrops/2026...

It is time to start looking for replacement Senators that through the rest of the democratic voters under the bus having to Bear 6 weeks of a shutdown.

Listen to C. Michael Gibson and Amrish Deshmukh discuss the META-AF trial on this latest episode of Talking Points. www.tctmd.com/audio/meta-a...

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Thousands in Minab, Iran attended the funeral for the 175 children and staff killed in Saturday’s U.S.-Israeli strike on a girls’ primary school.

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With temperatures plunging to -18°C in Ukraine, UNICEF has helped set up emergency warming points for families. In the orange tents children can warm up, get hot food, charge gadgets and chat with a psychologist. Or just sit in the warmth.

FINAL: New York Mets 2, Seattle Mariners 3. ▪️ Cole Young lines a single to left field to walk-off the Mets 3-2! 📺: #MLB on Mariners TV

Behind the scenes of Hudson’s photoshoot at the Canadian Screen Awards! via iambrianmarcus

🔵Feijóo rebutja negociar una moció de censura amb Junts a Waterloo | @rtvecatalunya.bsky.social ➕ Info: rtve.es/n/17096610

A moms of America study tested too fast food restaurants and found dominos to have the highest amount of pesticides residue #pesticides #processedfood

Why The LA Clippers Should Lean Into Kobe Sanders and Jordan Miller... 💭 #ClipperNation #KobeSanders #JordanMiller