This was my public school teacher mom's favorite teacher joke on The Simpsons when I was a kid.

Europeans... explain yourselves.

Me posting on BlueSky

Real talk though, David, black and white are terrible wedding theme colors. Everyone is going to either look like they're wearing a wedding dress or look like they're going to a funeral. I'm on Alexis's side.

Congrats Gen Z you now know what it was like to dance in the club to Lady Gaga's first ever single in 2008 as the global economy teetered on the precipice of collapse.

Meanwhile in the Navy

Here's the video. This woman genuinely believes chemotherapy would harm her child and that he can be healed from Leukemia without it.

Honestly more teachers need to be giving that 4.5 GPA talk

Listen. Girl. Break up with him. He doesn't get it.

America's biggest cultural exports somehow became the songs "Sweet Caroline" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Our indie short film was made for $2,500 which was a majority of our annual marketing budget & probably cost us sales. But we felt it was important to do & we got to give jobs to trans folx with it. We'd love for you to see& if you like physical media, we made BDs www.drklght.com/drklght-film...

Xi has sent a very clear warning to Putin: during today's banquet dinner, the band played Swan Lake. State media did not note whether the bunker midget started choking on his Peking Duck when the music started. 🦢🦢🦢🦢

😟 If you are feeling down and #SAD, take up #ZYDECO #DANCING. That will fix you up and put some pep in your step, and make you happy again. **ZYDECO MUSIC & DANCE - TRY THEM - ENJOY THEM #MUSIC FUN #FUN DANCING GOOD SATURDAY #Saturday #SaturdayVibes #SaturdayMorning #Caturday #SaturdayMotivation

F (BL)U(ES) for all my San Francisco friends. Say F U to the status quo that got Trump elected and vote for Saikat Chakrabarti for congress in 2026! @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #blues #jazz #activism #political

My week has been all about new audiobooks, exciting writing milestones, scrummy desserts and the start of summer. Happy weekend, everyone! 😍 #myweek

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🎙️ "𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻" Ethan Ampadu shares his thoughts on today's FA Cup semi-final defeat. #lufc

📍 Ganz nah, egal woher ihr kommt! Keine Lust auf lange Wege? Müsst ihr auch nicht! Unsere Lage ist unschlagbar: 🏙️ Stuttgart & Esslingen – direkt um die Ecke. 🏡 Ostfildern – in direkter Nachbarschaft. ✈️ Flughafen & Messe – nur einen Katzensprung entfernt. #relax #selfcare #beauty #massage #viral

A MAGA media feud is erupting over Trump’s war against Iran: “We're not supposed to be running around doing this anymore.” Read more: www.mediamatters.org/us-iran-rela...

#Colorado #ColoradoPolitics #PhilWeiser #SubstackLive #Drought #WaterCrisis #HousingCrisis #ODC #OurDemocracyCollective

Hegseth: "You can't throw your pronouns at the enemy"

Every Step Counts! These are the images that bring me hope every time they appear in my feed. I wanted to thank you all for your contribution to the America that we all deserve to live in. You're making an impact. Don't falter. #Pinks #BlueCrew #YouMatter #50501Movement #Indivisible #GrowWithMe

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Haifa: demonstration at Horev. “We took to the streets! Where there is struggle, there is hope. Protester and photographer: Eilat Markovitch.

Housing is the biggest check that most Californians write every month. That's why bringing down the cost of housing has been my #1 priority since entering this race, and I know how to get it done as Governor.

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Many Brexit voters thought Brexit was going to end immigration from Asia and Africa…

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✨ Sketching instead of Scrolling! ✨ These animals are from my 100-day journey to swap scrolling for sketching: www.joyousjoyness.com/pages/detox-... Gentle reminder for you to do something other than scrolling, anything is better! #ocean #seadragon #art #timelapse #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart

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vm.tiktok.com/ZNd4t7qL9/ 🇺🇦 #Zelenskyy #Ukraine #war #Kyiv #bus #capital #news #president #world Kyiv 29.08.25 President Zelenskyy is traveling by bus to the opening of the National Military Memorial Cemetery.

“My brain struggles to comprehend how someone even discovers this is a thing they can do” #Reddit r/InterestingAF #ArtSky #Creativity

Rate my swing from 1 to 10! 📈⚖️

"That's not good" New Glenn from a distance. How frightening if you had no idea Blue Origin was attempting a launch today.

📢 In the latest episode of our Polish podcast "E-commerce w pudełku", hosted by Marta Kwiatkowska, Cezary Kożon, CEO at Spyrosoft Ecommerce, talks about something many companies still underestimate: resistance inside organisations.

Num dá, véi, vou ter que passar a madrugada em claro pra aproveitar esses últimos momentos de Tchamilena. #bbb26

I’m so proud of my boys for winning Song of the Summer at the AMAS! Also shoutout to the duck in Namjoon’s hand

Danger Island Movie Promo Clip Recorded May 24, 1995 on NBC/KYW-TV 3 in Philadelphia, PA #movie #thriller #tropicalisland #survival #KathyIreland #NBC #promotion

Daredevil #1 just came back from CGC at 4.0 Off-White pages. First appearance of Daredevil, Matt Murdock, Karen Page & Foggy Nelson — and still one of Marvel’s most iconic Silver Age covers. #daredevil #marvelcomics #cgccomics #thecomicbookpresser

#SciFi Sons of Taldra. 📚 “An explosive book that will mean different things to each reader. The familial love and romantic love that shine make it even a deeper read.” — N. N. Light’s Book Heaven. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sons-of-ta... www.goodreads.com/book/show/33... www.tiktok.com/@dsimolke/vi...

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We love hearing about your vacations 💙 From first bookings to repeat sailings - your stories mean a lot to us. #nonrev #aviation #PERXDeals

Homeowners with low #CreditScores pay nearly $2,000 more a year for #insurance than those with high credit scores, according to a new report from CFA Full story here: www.investigatetv.com/2026/01/30/h...

Fear isn't a strategy. Jocelyn Burnham believes curiosity and critical thinking are better guides than panic. A conversation about AI literacy, independent thought, and engaging with technology firsthand. 🎧 youtu.be/Ql8L_86V3qQ #AI #Technology

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Have you ever had leaky pipes? VANA did on her tour RV... #vana #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourlife #metalcore

Today has been a complete and utter

Me every 5 mins

Gracias (Thank you), #IslaMujeres for all of the great years of memories and the magical friends along the way. I also captured CC singing on the ferry ride, she still doesn’t know I caught this clip. Enjoy! 🎶Music by #CCnDocMusic 🎶

These 4 ETFs Are Beating the Market in 2026 #WallStreetGameNotes #etf #Investing #Stocks #finance

Ambassador Rahm Emanuel, Obama’s former Chief of Staff, says Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who's at the center of the Iran conflict, has isolated Israel like never before.

Dubai is expanding the use of robots on its front lines, deploying automated machines to fight fires and patrol public spaces as part of a wider push to integrate artificial intelligence into emergency services - www.firemiddleeastmag.com/dubais-fire-... #tech #technews

Bringing gift cards to TSA workers is the least we can do. #TSA #Airports

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The Black Line was a failed colonial effort in Van Diemen’s Land to capture Aboriginal people, exposing settler fear, military overreach, and the brutal realities of frontier conflict. #TasmanianHistory #ColonialViolence #IndigenousHistory #FrontierConflict

Devil Wears Prada 2 shilling for for Google ai Demi Moore shilling for ai at Cannes film festival ruining ANY chance that I watch the I Love Boosters movie (she's in it😔) Kojima shilling for ai now And now the guy who made Book of Life Can we PLEASE pop this bubble already

Trump helped turn the Strait of Hormuz into a global crisis—and now he’s looking to China to help bail us out. Think about how that makes us look to the rest of the world.

Drake Maye hitting home runs like it’s nothing 🔥

Kritische Infrastruktur gehört nicht in außereuropäische Hände. Der Verkauf deutscher Gasspeicher an Russland war ein schwerer Fehler. Die Bundesregierung darf diesen Fehler nicht wiederholen.

Emergency! S03E03 - Alley Cat Clip number 0165 #KMG-365 #emergency