think I downloaded the wrong scary movie

Welcome to my military parade

Harley Quinn.

Me after filling him up like a water balloon

Cumpigs after being glazed by 7 truckers

Me after @foxcouncil.com unloads his heavy shot

How much of a whore are you? Me:

I had to drop in on that douches profile to see..HOLY SHIT that guy has a delusion that all the guys he does it with are straight LMAO wtf. “When Mother Earth starts to heal and he comes in with an apology”.. -Us:

Me and who

The world isn't ready for Goblincore and it's sad.

Kremlin propaganda network RT's campaign to convince the world that Ukraine uses chemical weapons inadvertently turns into the best advertisement for Russians to stay the hell out of Ukraine.

The folks at Fox & Friends were upset that the Virginia governor is backing a plan to redistrict the state of Virginia. Even Brian Kilmeade had to admit Trump started this trend when he enthusiastically encouraged Texas to wipe out Democratic districts to help him in the midterms

While everyone chases faster GPUs, this company is solving the REAL AI crisis: overheating grids. IcePoint just raised $2M to scale its cooling storage magic. Ready for the next data center boom? Full story here: aktiego.com/sectors/tech... #AI #DataCenter #CoolingTech #Tech #AIDataCenters

🗣️ “We have that expectation that we need to win every game.” Shamrock Rovers head to Oriel Park tonight chasing a fourth straight win as league leaders face Dundalk. #VMNews

In 2026, is the real edge deep expertise or the ability to connect ideas across domains? The truth is, advantage now lives in how you blend the two. questionclass.com/in-2026-wher... #careerstrategy #futureofwork #learning #questions #questionclass

If the Strait of Hormuz doesn't reopen soon, the availability of jet fuel will continue affecting airlines and summer travel. Marketplace senior reporter Samantha Fields talks us through it.

Adrián Martínez (Racing Club) missed goal opportunity against Caracas 80'

Immigration Audits and Minnesota Legislation Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33347605

A busy day on Erdington High Street with Acting Chief Constable Scott Green, WM Police & Crime Commissioner, Simon Foster. Hearing firsthand from businesses about Operation Fearless and the challenges that remain. Good to see Erdington remain a key focus in the fight against crime and ASB.

Power, Pressure, Peril ➜ The Global Sumud Flotilla has challenged Israel’s Gaza blockade, China has increased economic controls against the US, and attacks have damaged Chernobyl’s containment shell.

New York is going to turn into "the dark knight rises" if the knicks win or loose. lmao

Oh, yeah that's BLOODY TERRIFYING!! #ResidentEvil7BiohazardGoldEdition #NintendoSwitch2

Congratulations to @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social for being our favorite #HorrorHost! #RondoAwards #Svengoolie

Trump says the United Nations is irrelevant, then fights hard to block diplomats from speaking there. The actions contradict the words. #CulturalPerspective #UnitedNations #Trump #Palestine #Geopolitics

The idiot comes from Cuba. 🔊🔊

🔵 GOAL 🔴 Salma Paralluelo makes it 3! #UWCL || #UWCLfinal

National Poetry Month: Taha Muhammad Ali, The Height of Love

Texas union teachers are fighting for fully-funded public schools, because every kid deserves a quality education!

A chill game where you and your friends run an Italian Cafe together ☕️ Vacation Cafe Simulator has a demo available on Steam! #SteamNextFest #indiedev

Miles Davis Born on this day in 1926 - I Fall In Love Too Easily - 🎺💙🎺🧡🎺💙🎺

Avi Lewis: "The separation movement in Alberta has no point of comparison with the historic sovereignty movement in Quebec. This is a MAGA aligned, potentially funded, disruptive movement that has been really thrown into national prominence by Danielle Smith."

Un outil né d'une simple carte trouvée en naviguant sur le net. Résultat : un générateur de réseaux de transport interactif, entièrement dans le navigateur. https://iamnoman.com/transit

Weekly reminder that Orange Cassidy is the best wrestling character in the world right now #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision 🤼

AOC: “If you’re a man in the Trump administration, misconduct gets rewarded. They don’t seem to have a rhyme or reason… unless it has to do with the Epstein files. Then you’ll get the shot.” 🎯 Same behavior. Different consequences. #SheShed

Justin Wrobleski #Dodgers (7 IP, 1 H, 9 K vs. PHI) claims Friday's Box-Toppers Player of the Day. 💎 AL Player of the Day: J.P. Crawford #Mariners NL Batter of the Day: Ezequiel Tovar #Rockies Full Daily Scorecard: www.box-toppers.com/blog/2026/5/...

I'll sit outside & they'll usually just pop their head up on the porch from the steps & stare at me lol. Now, they're coming within a couple feet

"LET'S GO FOOTBALL!" Travis Scott is pumped for the #UCL final 😂

Product marketer for hire www.linkedin.com/in/jbredehoft

Rev Sharpton was quite clear when I asked him about Mamdani's "100 years ago" comment last Sunday.

A hobbyist at a gym was absolutely destroyed by UFC legend Derrick Lewis. 💥

Já ficou indignado hoje? Ouça Edir Macedo falando que enriquece as pessoas e continua pobre: “todos continuam me devendo”.

C’est l’un des sujets les plus médiatiques de la semaine : hier matin, la marque chinoise de fast-fashion s’est installée au BHV pour implanter sa première boutique permanente mondiale.

🚨 DON’T MISS - CLIMATE ANXIETY & CHEF CHALLENGE‼️ 💥RSVP partiful.com/e/OIy4XNIocZ...? 👀CATCH IT LIVE‼️ SAT April 11 from 2-4 AT: BESTIES Vegan Paradise - The Original Farmers Market (off Fairfax, an LA Climate Week hub.) ➡️ 3 CHEFS battle it out - featuring Beyond Meat and 3 from items BESTIES!

💪 El món dels anabolitzants: un pacte amb el diable. Posar-te fort ràpid té un preu. Conseqüències físiques, mentals i un risc afegit: zero control sanitari. ☢️ Val la pena jugar amb el cos quan ningú vigila què t’estàs posant dins? En parla, a #TeoriesRelativitat3Cat, l’exculturista Alberto…

Big Oil is raking in record profits while people struggle at the pump. @rokhanna.bsky.social is clear: that’s wrong—no matter who’s in the White House. The Big Oil Windfall Profits TaxAct would return that money to the people as rebates. It’s time. ⛽💸

One of the hard things about ADHD. #adhd #mentalhealthawarenessmonth #yaydhd #depression #anxiety

Roles can be broad with less visible impact, or they can be highly specialized depending on what your team needs. #IndieGameDev

lobotomy hours. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

April newsletter is now out! 📣📰 Check out our latest newsletter, filled with interesting articles, and projects, so as with upcoming event information! Don’t miss out on these highlights 🎯 media-and-learning.eu/newsletter/a... #HigherEducation #MediaLiteracy #AI #XR #VR

No one tell Desmond that Rocky isn't actually about rocks please... 🪨🩶 Desmond the Sand Striped Desmatosuchus, coming to @makeship.bsky.social this Thursday! ⏳🌟🌶️ bit.ly/SandStripedD...

Remember when Trump said Iran was BEGGING for a deal? Turns out, Trump is literally begging for a deal, while also listening to the Neo con idiots who demand he lose harder. OF COURSE Iran doesn’t believe anything he says.

#Libya For second night Security Threats Control Agency bombed This is a war between militias over who controls sea interceptions and cashes #EU_border regime money.It’s a business of blood.Attached is a video documenting the moment the patrol boats of the Maritime Operations Division were struck

Hey guys do you like this furry's bad dad joke? No? Don't worry me neither:P

🛑 Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu: “CHP Grup Toplantısı tarihi henüz belirlenmemiştir. 🛑 Gerekli bilgilendirmeler yapılmadığı sürece CHP Grup Genel Kurulu toplanmayacaktır.”

lmfao

❗️Also at night, 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones attacked the “🇷🇺Progress” plant in Michurinsk (Tambov region), which specializes in the production of high-tech equipment for control systems of aviation and rocket technology.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

MY son-in-law is PR My grandkids love his cooking he's actually a pretty good chef , tue & thru is Taco Day but I have quesadilla Like Baja fresh use to make, I even named cat Baja . Check out the pup in the background lol 🤣 if he doesn't make you laugh well just watch 🥰🥰

ok heres a new pico 8 puzzle game i made today

This is my metallic portrait of a tiger! #art #animal #tiger #sciart #printart #handmade