¿Sabían que matador tiene caricaturas no políticas y que además sus nalgas son naturales y su carrera no tiene silicona? Mañana los espera en la Sala de Exposiciones Carlos Drews Castro de Pereira, a las 7:00 p. m., para que conozcan el humor gráfico no político de Matador.

Me siento muy orgulloso de Pereira, de su gente de sus paisajes. Vivimos en un paraíso que no es perfecto y a veces no nos damos cuenta, ni lo valoramos.

Romeo y buseta.

Hoy estará nuestro próximo Presidente @IvanCepedaCast en La Dorada a las 3:00 p.m. Después de eso se pueden comer un buen bocachico.

Fusiles, chalecos antibalas, escudos, escoltas, camionetas blindadas...yo me acuerdo de haber visto esto antes. Solo que ahora el protagonista es tigre, tiene silicona en la cola y baila como un recreacionista. Pero es la misma maricada, para atraer ignorantes pobres de derecha.

Al final terminaron siendo una silla plegable al poder.

Los medios tradicionales nos están vendiendo a Germán Vargas Lleras como el ungido, el mártir salvador que Colombia no supo escoger para conducir su destino. Salvo la empatía natural por su penosa enfermedad, Vargas Lleras fue un político más del viejo régimen, más de lo mismo.

—Fajardito, ¿qué quieres ser cuando seas grande? —¡Sueño con ser presidente, mamá! —Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja. —¡No le vuelvo a contar ni mierda, mamá!

Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella posa de gran patriota, pero desde 2023 también tiene nacionalidad gringa. Entonces la pregunta es inevitable: ¿A quién cree usted que terminaría regalándole nuestros recursos ambientales? ¿A Colombia… o a su “Sugar Daddy”, papito Trump?

En un giro inesperado, el día de hoy se conocieron los lazos familiares que unen a Iván Cepeda y Paloma Valencia, ambos candidatos a la Presidencia de Colombia. La noticia fue confirmada por la misma candidata en tarima. Noticia en desarrollo.

Gladiator joins the fight! 🪐💥 Watch the Shi'ar powerhouse take on Quasar, Thor, Red Hulk, Dr. Doom, and Nova in War of the Gems: Fighting Edition. Pure cosmic power! Full video youtu.be/H5LrCkmxlCs #Marvel #FanGame #Gladiator

Keir Starmer s'acomiada de Pep Guardiola, a qui qualifica d'"heroi" https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/l-adeu-pep-guardiola-victoria-gunner-arriben-cambra-dels-comuns_25_5742988.html

Amin Abdullah, the security guard slain at the Islamic Center of San Diego, was hailed as a fallen hero who sacrificed his life to keep 140 school children inside the mosque safe by engaging two gunmen in a shootout that deterred the teenage suspects and helped thwart their attack.

What are the priorities of the U.S. International Development Finance Corporation? Conor Coleman, head of investments and chief of staff at the institution, lays out the DFC’s areas of focus as it aims to align with U.S. foreign policy. #deveximpacthouse #globaldevelopment #developmentfinance

Location: Uttam Nagar, Delhi Date: April 12 VHP–Bajrang Dal organised a Trishul Diksha (weapon initiation) ceremony, during which participants took an oath while holding trishuls to accept the country as a “Hindu Rashtra” and to work for it.

Trump is planning on war in Iran for regime change. This will threaten the lives of Americans and innocent Iranians and we don't quite know how that makes America first. Call your Congress members and tell them NO!

💨 COVID for Docs ( duty of care ): 
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@skinnycookie.bsky.social this is The german city where i'm currently living , which is one of the oldest in the country Trier or TREER if you prefer

To those asking if Bluesky is back: 🤼‍♂️

Arne Slot makes 4 changes to the team that faced Spurs, as Salah, Ekitike, Kerkez and Konate return #lfc #liverpool #championsleague #galatasaray #teamnews

Retro "beautiful horror" game The Florist got new gameplay~ Explore a lakeside town overrun with horrific plant zombie monsters while solving puzzles, defeat enemies, and uncovering dark secrets of a mysterious plan to create new organisms with inhuman tests~

[2/2] "A new record: In the city of #Glazov, #Udmurtia This is almost 2,400 km from the border with #Ukraine." [👇👀💪💙💛✊ 🇺🇦✌️] #Запоріжжя #Україна #Crimea #Ukraine #UkraineVictory #Zelenskyy #GloryToUkraine #слава_українцю #СлаваУкраїні #RepairDemocracy #MRSA

Got the dog activated screaming for that MICHAEL B JORDAN WIN LETS GOOOOO

Small Smart Spaces is a range of Healthy and Comfortable Architecturally Designed Homes suitable for #passivehaus Certification and Homestar ratings, Direct from the Architectural Designer to you. #newzealand #Architecture

Dunce Rump racism - 2016-2019:

Imagine changing the entire look and feel of your room in seconds, just by flicking your wrist. The line between reality and atmosphere is getting blurred. Would you want this in your home? See the full transformation at the link in my bio. #FutureTech #Innovation #Design #Atmosphere

Reporting live from the NBA Draft Combine for @SportsCenter on Milwaukee fully open for business on trade offers for Giannis Antetokounmpo -- and no further NBA discipline for San Antonio's Victor Wembanyama:

There's a lot of talk about drilling for oil at the moment.  Those decisions should be determined by economics and engineering, not ideology.  From my interview on 7.30 last night

Today is the start of National Eating Disorders Awareness Week. Eating disorders are the most deadly mental health illness, and they don’t discriminate. I was recently named a Mental Health Now Candidate by Inseparable Action for my commitment to mental heath as a legislator. #NHPolitics #NH01

C-SPAN caller regrets drinking Donald Trump's Kool-Aid: "He put us in a war. All he wants right now is for a clean face — he wants the Strait of Hormuz open. Guess what? Before he went there, it was open, and the gas prices were beautiful. Everything this man touches..when are people gonna wake up?"

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Bro, what kind of fuckass 'Marxist' theory are they teaching in Australia? 😭

More forces are launching campaigns with SOLV every week. Why? Postcode targeting. Lowest cost. Reach beyond social media. That’s why SOLV is becoming a go-to for UK policing. #PublicSafety #PoliceInnovation #GeoTargeting #UKPolicing #CommunityAwareness

🇱🇧🇺🇳 UNIFIL armored vehicles have been blocked on the road to Beirut airport by young men. The area is considered Hezbollah's neighborhood.

Did you know you can create your own ringtone on iPhones this is how #iphonetipsandtricks #tipsandtricks #iostipsandtricks #ios26 #iphone17series

Iran Reportedly Prefers Vance In Ceasefire Talks, As U.S. Deploy Troops For Possible Ground Operation www.keneci.com/World-confli...

The torture is becoming more brutal and ongoing. I demand that AGATA call and "BEG" my pathological pseudo-family for an immediate end to the TORTURE AND AGGRESSION and immediate return of my freedom. No compromises until the end. ✊️🇬🇧☠️

conversation offers a glimpse into the simple pleasures of living in Italy pros and cons, enriching our understanding of personal well-being. 🧡 #podcast #emotionalintelligence #emotional mirrortalkpodcast.com/purpose-driv... Thank you! 🧡

We just had our Early Career Scientists (ECS) session! Each young researcher, being an invaluable part of the project, presented their progress and next steps, while receiving valuable feedback from the consortium members. #careerdevelopment #pancreaticcancer

The Bearer of the Curse Who Laughs?

Yale Law School Prof. @oonahathaway.bsky.social said in Feb. the Supreme Court has become "extremely partisan in a way that we haven't seen... in my lifetime." "Big question is, are they going to apply the same limitations to President Trump that they applied to President Biden?" bit.ly/4vdQmN0

@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social on ICE's assault of Minneapolis: "This is not an ideological thing, this is a human being thing."

It's been a tough 6 games for the 2s as they head into round 7 hosting mid-table Broomleys at The Cobalt Cricket Ground Mill Lane. A morale boosting win today could close the gap on 3rd bottom Kibworth 2s in Premier One.

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Now on @subvert.fm #MusicSky "...all the murder, still in your name..."

No Kings attendees sure know how to use art as a form of resistance and we love it! 💙

I don't know if you can call a couple's relationship 'vanilla' after they've been forced into a permanent fusion dance by aliens who transcended space & time.

Ifat Ovadia-Luski, speaking at the Jerusalem Post Conference in New York, issued a direct warning to the diaspora: wake up. Drawing on the lesson of October 7th, she urged that hateful words must never be dismissed; they become actions.

MAGA Morons are getting exactly what they voted for unfortunately for decent people. #Trump #MAGA #MAGAMorons #belairviv #republican

2/ A ZEEKR car dealership in Kyiv caught fire following Russian strikes. t.me/kyiv_hey/36102

🔥 Your registration is your power. Take 2 min today to verify it's current at servicearizona.com/ — before the next deadline sneaks up. Don't sit this one out. 🗳️

Fehlende Verschlüsselung, mangelhafte Zugriffskontrollen und veraltete Software werden dem Datenschutz und der DSGVO nicht gerecht. So vermeiden Unternehmen die 5 häufigsten DSGVO-Verstöße: mailbox.org/de/blog/dsgv... #DSGVO #DataPrivacyWeek #mailbox

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. #thebiglebowsky tees by Sillytees. LINK ON MY PROFILE

Die Gasspeicher sind leer wie nie. Die Bundesregierung hat schlecht vorgesorgt. Die Preise steigen. Ich bin besorgt.

NON MOLLA MAI MATTEO! 🛡️🪖 Scambio manifesto della partita di Arnaldi: l’azzurro lotta su ogni palla, anche quando la situazione di punteggio è critica 👏🏻 #EurosportTennis #RolandGarros

Graham Platner denies stories about his behavior with women as reported by the NYT

WHAT YOUR LIFE IS WORTH! THE HIERARCHY OF BLOOD open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Gaza #Palestine #FreePalestine #WarCrimes #Genocide #GazaChildren #Hamas #HumanRights #ICC #Justice

'The Odyssey' website shows you how the film looks in different aspect ratios 🎞️ 🎥 jeremylovesyall | TW

This is not a movie. This is Kyiv last night. Residents recorded impact after impact - consecutive, relentless, no pause between them. This is what a massive Russian attack on a capital city actually sounds and looks like. Support link is in our Bio.

Brazilian singer and composer Miúcha was at the heart of the bossa nova music scene in the '50s and '60s. Though she struggled to find her voice in a man's world, her vibrant spirit couldn't be held back. Miúcha: The Voice of Bossa Nova Watch free on knowledge.ca/program/miucha-voice-bossa-nova