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Imagínense esta obra en la sala y, de visita, las tías uribistas, los primos palomistas, los abuelos abelardistas y el vecino tibio de la cuadra. La discusión política que se arma es para alquilar balcón. Pero el que tenga miedo, que no nazca.

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