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—Fajardito, ¿qué quieres ser cuando seas grande? —¡Sueño con ser presidente, mamá! —Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja. —¡No le vuelvo a contar ni mierda, mamá!
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