Cuando Abelardo intenta que la única mujer periodista de la mesa vea el tamaño de su pene, no está tratando de impresionarla; está tratando de llamar la atención de los otros hombres de la mesa, que son mayoría. Aparte del mal gusto de esa escena, la mujer no corre peligro. Jhovanoty, sí.

Sergio Fajardo es la verdadera llanta de repuesto del uribismo: siempre aparece disponible cada cuatro años, conserva buena presión de aire y de dinero para sus campañas, y su desgaste nunca es por el centro de la llanta, sino por la derecha. Al final se desinfla, pero lo reencauchan y lo guardan.

He visto, en varias oportunidades, que Abelardo hace gala de lo conquistador que es con las mujeres: en la universidad, en lo profesional y en lo social. En un afán de demostrar masculinidad y poder, pero en el fondo es inseguridad.

Con admiración y desde el lenguaje del arte, este es un homenaje a un hombre que le devolvió dignidad a la gente que este país había condenado al olvido. Feliz cumpleaños, presidente Gustavo Petro. p/d Mire esa cabellera tan frondosa que le pinté, parece el quinto Beatle.

La derecha siembra miedo y muerte antes de las elecciones, esperando recoger una buena cosecha de votos. Ya lo hemos visto antes.

En Pereira, Paloma dice que las motos deben pagar peaje. Aquí les dejo el video, para que después no salgan a decir que es mentira.

Imagínense esta obra en la sala y, de visita, las tías uribistas, los primos palomistas, los abuelos abelardistas y el vecino tibio de la cuadra. La discusión política que se arma es para alquilar balcón. Pero el que tenga miedo, que no nazca.

¿De qué sirve tener una llanta de repuesto si el problema es el motor de arranque? Sígueme para más consejos sobre mecánica automotriz.

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Cuanta razón tenía Jaime Garzón.

💥 It's getting worse, not better. We're ALL going to have to speak up. Join us - FLARE USA and 50501 DC - tomorrow (4/24) to lobby the senate for a war powers resolution.

Fairfax County is ranked 3rd nationally for releasing deportable individuals despite ICE detainers. Over 1,000 released between 2022-2025. Is this public safety? #FairfaxCounty #SanctuaryCity #PublicSafety #ICE

India’s rise isn’t just about economics — it’s about strategy. 🇮🇳 In The Focus, I speak with Lt. Gen. Ravi Shankar (Retd.) 🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/SnVromCSwA0?... 🎧 Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/13tH... #India #China #Pakistan #IndoPacific #Geopolitics

Suns owner Mat Ishbia: “I’ll ride into a fire with Devin Booker, and I’ll do it proudly… Devin Booker is not getting traded. Devin Booker is our franchise player. We’re going to win a championship here with Devin Booker. I’m excited to do it and be next to him when we do that.”

Near as I can tell, American press are still claiming that it’s unclear what’s causing these explosions. Meanwhile BBC is calling it out. You have to know by now, our press is shit. I put stock in the BBC before CNN or WA PO or <insert major US news outlet here> www.bbc.com/news/article...

You’re used to us endorsing climate candidates, that’s our 🍞 & 🧈 but we also back campaigns that help our 🌍. @michiganmop.bsky.social is a chance to clean up the money that slows down climate progress in favor of Big Industry. Help them collect signatures by chipping in! ▶️▶️ mopupmichigan.org/jfp

The first review for The Elemental Wolves. www.amazon.com/Elemental-Wo... #werewolfromance #darkromance #fantasyromancebooks #enemieswithbenefits #supernaturalromancebooks #bookstagramromance #paranormalfantasy #romantasycommunity

My Big Beautiful Flag only TRIGGERS 3 types of people.

Rapist Primate Trump "blinked" for a long time during Pete Kegsbreath Memorial Day speech

"Not me." - DT 🤥😈 #fyp #foryou #foryourpage #bluesky #america #sos #fuckice #fdt #redhats #january2026 #usa #Epsteinfiles #money #lies #monsters #evei

I'm pleased the Government is taking action to reduce smoking and vaping - to protect young people and help smokers to give up. I welcomed plans to encourage enforcement, giving councils the power to reinvest fines from shops which break the law to help pay for local enforcement.

#340.1 - A New Soap Opera? - JACK&JOZEF - Do you watch soap operas on TV? #ad #fy #fyp #LifeHack #podcast #talkshow #PodcastGemist #SoapOpera #Schiedam #afvalbak#wastebin #stage #news #new #media #ironie #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #talpanetwork #tv

Western diplomacy fails with Russia and China because most of the world is not a dignity culture. #CulturalPerspective #Diplomacy #Russia #China #HonorCulture

On this day in 2011 All My Children started to air their Finale week on ABC by saying goodbye to the Kane family #AMC

Part 2 NEW footage ! from car passerby confirms person shot & killed in Minneapolis #minneapolis #breaking #breakingnews 1) a white male, camera filming, 2)Fed agents went toward him, pushed him, engaged him, & 3) that lead to the murder. going 2 be tough to defend? #ice #iceriots #iceprotests

Ukraine has ALWAYS gone to the table to talk peace, guess who NEVER shows up? If you said Russia YOU would be correct! Putin does NOT want peace so we MUST ensure that he fails economically and militarily! #BeBraveLikeUkraine @caolanrob.bsky.social

Didn’t plan a concert. Florence made it happen. Her dog made it a duet. And suddenly we’re all part of it. That’s solidarity—no script, just people coming together. #ChrisAhuja #CA32

"Sword Peak" (Jianfeng) located in the Shennongjia National Nature Reserve in Hubei Province, China. Millions of years ago, this area was an ocean floor made of thick layers of limestone. Earth's movements pushed these layers upward, creating vertical fractures. #nature #geography #science

Fresno showed up BIG for our movement. I won’t leave the Central Valley behind. Together, we’re building a future that works for working families, farmers, students, and the next generation of Californians. Fill out your ballot, make your voice heard, & bring 3 people with you to vote by June 2.

Nickelodeon was a part time babysitter for my kids while I did housework in the early mid nineties. What in the heck was I thinking?! This is from Ren and Stimpy

One day, we’ll be able to tell our kids and our grandkids - when the future of our country was on the line, we fought for it. And we won. That means getting involved TODAY. Hear it from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

He yearns for the outdoors‼️ 🤣🤣

A jury found Meta’s platform design intentionally harmful to young users. That finding, combined with failures like weak age verification, significantly increases legal and regulatory risk for social platforms. zurl.co/H433F #SocialMedia #TechPolicy #GoodRevenue

the #wnba going global, per #caaaaaathy.. & wondering how this will all sort out internationally amid the shadows of #projectB *fyi I hate watched this bit to share the news & cut it off as he says he's "a father of a -"🙄

This #OneHealthMonth, check out our infographic on 5 facts about zoonotic diseases and listen to our OWOH #podcast with Bosco Atukwatse & Dr. Alex Braczkowski, as they tell us about a potential zoonotic disease reservoir they found in a bat cave in Uganda. Listen: onehealthtrust.org/news-media/p...

If you enjoy politics and betrayal in fantasy fiction, welcome! I'm glad to have you here in Anturia. The women's diaries in Anturia tell you who falls first.

We help manage our libraries interlibrary loan requests, receiving them at Parkland and making sure they get on the vans to our libraries! Looking forward to your next request! #InterLIbraryLoanLove #InterlibraryLoans #Requests

Daily Briefing: Europe ‘shatter[s]’ heat records | India’s killer heat | ‘Eternity glaciers’ disappear ➡️ Read today's briefing here: buff.ly/ihih0qT ➡️ Sign up to our email briefings: buff.ly/3kFciAO

Did Stephen Miller pay someone to write these terrible jokes?

When a country has just committed the largest single mass execution since the World War, with thousands of corpses left on the side of the streets over that single weekend. When I still haven't heard from many of my relatives after 3 months. Forgive me if I don't share your whataboutism.

🤖 SF Giants on NBCS Eric Haase gets one back with a big fly 💥

Roe v. Wade was never codified. That's why it was overturned. I will fight for abortion rights that can't be taken away. Healthcare, bodily autonomy, and reproductive freedom are a human right. #MattDodsonforUSSenate #VoteNM #TooPissedOffToBeBoughtOff #AbortionIsHealthcare

Após campanha militar de 470 dias e 72 mil mortos, Israel planeja a 'migração voluntária' da população da Faixa de Gaza. O plano, confirmado pelo ministro da Defesa, Israel Katz, é rejeitado por moradores locais ouvidos pelo Correio. 📽️ Rodrigo Craveiro/CB/DA Press #CBReels #CBShorts

My first mistake was choosing to play rainmaker

Wolves once beat Real Madrid to sign Ruben Neves. In the Championship. 😮 Then sold: ❌ Jimenez ❌ Jota ❌ Neves ❌ Cunha ❌ Ait-Nouri ❌ Semedo ❌ Sarabia 20th. Every week. All season. This is what systematic dismantling looks like. 😶 #Wolves #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

"En els complements autonòmics apliquem la part estatal per voluntat política." La consellera Niubó assegura que es tracta d'un "esforç pressupostari" que es veurà reflectit en la nòmina dels docents, "que serà de 400 euros més" https://3catinfo.social/9q2 #Matins3Cat

me singing Right There this morning 🤭

Short video on Camila Arrieta's performance for Paraguay v Colombia the other night. The 23-year-old played left wing-back in a 5-3-2. Good anticipation, a number of interceptions + some skill on the ball too. Plays club footy in Brazil for 3b da Amazonia (joined from Cruzeiro in February).

Jared Kushner, the unelected grifter. Trump and his crime ridden family, sons, daughters and son-in-law, were ALL unelected. Both times foreign & national interests hijacked the election to control the United States government. Will they ever face justice?! The American people want justice!!

#poetry #poems #quotes #love #life #death #matrix #insanity #sanity

Draft this kid now.

💥 They wiped out 3 residential apartment blocks in one single strike!

This is Indica. She is enjoying a movie and some pupcorn. Would like to enjoy it without commentary, if you don't mind. 12/10 (TT: julia.perez3272)

Tá géarchéim tithíochta i gCorca Dhuibhne agus tá sé ag cur brú ar an gcoláiste samhraidh i mBaile an Fheirtéaraigh toisc nach bhfuil na leapacha ann chun scoláirí a choiméad i rith an tsamhraidh. jrnl.ie/7053211

Verdis is a city-state, meaning the entire country is the capital. It is the second smallest country in Europe after Vatican City. #verdis #news #politics #europe #passport #standwithverdis #newcountry #president #usa #uk #invest #viral

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Arménie 🇦🇲 Le 7 juin aura lieu le second tour des élections législatives en Arménie. Moscou s'ingère par la création de faux sites d'information et la production de fakes news. Selon le résultat, soit Erevan restera dans le giron Russe, soit elle se tournera vers l'U.E