Todo en Abelardo es postizo. - Su cabello es un injerto. - Sus nalgas son de silicona. - Su discurso es de Uribe. - Se cree Milei. - Posa de italiano, pero come ñame. - Usa ropa fina, pero es un filipichín. - Y aparte de eso se cree tigre y hombre.

He visto, en varias oportunidades, que Abelardo hace gala de lo conquistador que es con las mujeres: en la universidad, en lo profesional y en lo social. En un afán de demostrar masculinidad y poder, pero en el fondo es inseguridad.

No es solo un gato. Es una prueba de humanidad y empatía por los más débiles dentro de una urna. Quien se ríe del dolor de un animal indefenso no merece un voto: merece el rechazo de un país entero. #NoAlMaltratoAnimal #MiVotoEsConciencia

Paloma se desinfla y Oviedo hace humo la campaña. Paloma en su desespero invita a un café tibio a Fajardo. ¿Se subirá Fajardo a ese Titanic a ver ballenas?

Fusiles, chalecos antibalas, escudos, escoltas, camionetas blindadas...yo me acuerdo de haber visto esto antes. Solo que ahora el protagonista es tigre, tiene silicona en la cola y baila como un recreacionista. Pero es la misma maricada, para atraer ignorantes pobres de derecha.

Todo en Abelardo es falso y postizo. Su discurso es de Uribe. Su cabello es de nylon. Su programa económico es de Milei. Sus nalgas son de silicona. Su pinta es de Bukele. Sus firmas son de humo. Y es corroncho de Florencia, Italia. Por eso dicen que el Tigre no es como lo pintan.

Vicky Dávila recuperó su Silla Vacía en Semana: la misma silla, pero ahora giratoria.

Ayer habló la esposa de Abelardo de la Espriella. Hoy en la noche, después de tres años de silencio, hablará la mía. Su nombre es Alejandra Valencia. Y lo que va a decir no es un chisme: es una verdad que merece ser escuchada. Me siento muy orgulloso de ella.

En Pereira, Paloma dice que las motos deben pagar peaje. Aquí les dejo el video, para que después no salgan a decir que es mentira.

Cuando Abelardo intenta que la única mujer periodista de la mesa vea el tamaño de su pene, no está tratando de impresionarla; está tratando de llamar la atención de los otros hombres de la mesa, que son mayoría. Aparte del mal gusto de esa escena, la mujer no corre peligro. Jhovanoty, sí.

#RichmondHill: outside Sybil's #bakery 🥯 #phagwah #holi #queens

El humor de Kike Pérez siempre es un buen plan. Disfruta de un viernes de muchas risas con su espectáculo "Entradas ProhiVidas".🍿🥳 ⏰22:30 horas https://rtvc.es/television-canaria-apuesta-por-el-humor-este-viernes-con-entradas-prohividas-de-kike-perez-prensa-22-de-mayo-de-2026/

One more really bright orange Oriole video today. #birds

Soursop: Nature's Potential Ally Against Cancer 🌿✨⁣ ⁣ Discover the incredible potential of soursop in the fight against cancer. Rich in bioactive compounds like acetogenins, alkaloids, and phenols, soursop may help induce cancer cell death, inhibit metastasis, and reduce oxidative stress.

Well, that isn't the word I would’ve used. But then I don’t own the Trump-to-English dictionary. A large faction of Americans is in an abusive relationship, and they don’t seem to care that they are.😢

Future or Stagnation? Europe is at a turning point. 🤖 AI will change the world—with or without us. 💡 We must create, not just regulate. If we hesitate, others will move ahead. Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

Congratulations to the University of #Minnesota women’s basketball team for making it back to the #NCAA women’s basketball tournament. Our senior players played a major role in rebuilding the program. Your unity through all challenges is appreciated. Thank you. #SkiUMah go #gophers.

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Ce lundi 20 avril est plein d'infos ! Voici les trois que nous avons sélectionné pour nous ! - Le décès de l'auteur Ian Watson... - Il y aura un nouveau film World War Z. Mais on est moyen hypé vu le précèdent... - Notre avis sur Le Nid de Shirley Jackson ! Tout ça, c'est à retrouver sur Actusf.com

Just days after amending 38 C.F.R. § 4.10, VA rescinded the interim final rule and restored the prior regulatory language. That means the change directing examiners to consider how disabilities function while treated with medication is no longer in effect.

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week to those who do this work. If you wanna support a drunken educator’s weekend shenanigans, my cashapp is $TheProfessorPash

Interest rates affect how much people spend when they borrow to buy a home, car, or large appliance. Yet different forces can affect those rates. Here's what you need to know:

Going to be thinking about this House Call from Swerve Strickland for a long, long time ...

Beg ur pardon Stat Daddy ?

Warum die deutsche Autoindustrie Fahrzeuge fürs Museum aber nicht für die Zukunft baut in 22 Sekunden. Die neue Mercedes S-Klasse hat natürlich immer noch einen Verbrennungsmotor, dafür aber jetzt ernsthaft beheizte Sicherheitsgurte🤦‍♂️

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Hope and Letty wish you a… Merry Christmas! 🐺🐦 🎄 ☃️

Listen to what supporting those in need through our Movers for Moms campaign means to Chicago, IL marketing and B2B strategist, Nika Zisman.💜 #moversformoms

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Epstein Survivor woke up on a surgical table.

Mecha fighting? The DJ Boy sequel is wild! B.Rap Boys (Arcade, Kaneko, 1992)

Mein Wecker funktioniert. Wird aber leider immer leiser

Java Minecraft players really gotta have all the good stuff installed for the ultimate experience. www.twitch.tv/dexterdownun...

It was an honor this morning to join The Wake Up Call with Reverend Horace Sheffield. We are building a campaign to reach voters all across Oakland County, so that we can build the Democratic Party and make real change for working people.

"Lemonade" by aespa, out now.

Ondřej Knotek: I'm really pleased that we could elevate this topic also on the floor of the European Parliament.

This is I mean by State Police “used horses.” poor babies are just trying to be good boys and girls, but are being used as battering rams for crowd control. NJ Gov. Mikie Sherrill said this State Police abuse was “absolutely necessary to protect public safety.” Resign, @mikiesherrill.bsky.social.

Você não precisa resolver tudo hoje. Não precisa entender tudo. Não precisa ter todas as respostas. Hoje. você só precisa fazer uma coisa: continuar. Mesmo devagar. Mesmo cansado. Mesmo com medo. Só continua.. Music: 🎵 ESSENCE 🎵 @ricksloboda @officialshimmerjohnson @refeci.ofc Label: Loudkult

Been working on the look of terrain and platforms, currently using a grid map setup. While it allows me to make blocky terrain of any shape, I'm not sure yet if it is an efficient way of making maps (both time and performance) 🤔 Does anyone have experience with gridmaps? #GodotEngine #GameDev

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"You can just pop this open for an hour and make a tone of progress" Checkout the full discussion of Max Spoilers - Perfect Tides: Station to Station now available on Patreon and YouTube. youtu.be/wwQfCOc1BJk

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Happy World Creativity and Innovation Day! Join us on FreezeCrowd.com to freeze with coolness. How are you being creative or innovative on your college campus and are you using AI? ❤️❄️ #WorldCreativityAndInnovationDay #CreativityAndInnovationDay #WCID #Creative #Innovative

🇦🇺 Before ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ became an Australian rock ritual, it looked like this.😏✌️☮️ This recently uncovered footage from the surreal promo film ‘Alice Through the Lift Doors’ captures the Angels performing inside Sydney’s Roseland's Shopping Centre in the 1970s! #Australia1977

Good nutrition and health do more than help children survive. They help children grow, learn, and dream bigger for their future. In 2025, 347,791 malnourished children and pregnant and breastfeeding women in 26 countries received life-saving treatment from World Vision. 🧒🏽👧🏾🧒🏼

Is..he..dead..yet? 👀

Chelsea's dressing room problem. Rosenior: big personality in press conferences Rosenior: edge in the Chelsea dressing room Toxic squad. Incompetent board. £350k a week players. You need Ancelotti. Mourinho. Klopp. Who would even take that job right now? #Chelsea #Rosenior #PremierLeague #EPL

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ George Springer with his 2nd homer of this series to extend the Blue Jays lead to 6-2 #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

There's been one clear winner of Trump's war against Iran so far. Spoiler: It isn't Donald Trump.

Schon ein kleiner Hektiker, der Siebenschläfer 🤣 Er sollte sich mal ein Beispiel am Eichhörnchen nehmen 😉 Sieht im Zusammenschnitt der einzelnen Videoclips natürlich noch hektischer aus, als es war. Er nimmt sich dann weiter oben im Geäst schon bis zu 20 Sekunden Zeit, die „Beute“ zu verspeisen…

Dr. Christian Donald Pentz highlights the need to avoid ethnocentrism in global marketing. Emerging markets show massive tech adoption, reshaping how global brands must build local strategies. Supercharging India’s AI future with DSU. #DSU #GlobalMarketing #Technology

Every card is welcome aboard 🚅 🚌 🛳️  Tap to Pay is now live across Puget Sound! Tap your contactless credit or debit card, physical or in a digital wallet, to pay your transit fare. Easy. Learn more: info.myorca.com/contactless/

Impariamo ad amare e a rispettare il nostro pianeta e soprattutto a non inquinarlo siccome é già malato!🌎 #terra #earth #planet #pianetaterra #giornatamondialedellaterra

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If you've got travel days ahead of you, Audiobook month is the perfect time to carry the stories with you! Try your library's selection of audiobooks like these! #AudiobookMonth #GetListening #TakeStoriesWithYou

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He cracked the Enigma code and helped win WWII. Then his own government prosecuted him for being gay. Alan Turing deserved better. #QueerHistory #LGBTQ