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Todo en Abelardo es postizo. - Su cabello es un injerto. - Sus nalgas son de silicona. - Su discurso es de Uribe. - Se cree Milei. - Posa de italiano, pero come ñame. - Usa ropa fina, pero es un filipichín. - Y aparte de eso se cree tigre y hombre.

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