Abelardo de presidente sería un muy buen recreacionista.

"Palomazazo" directo al bolsillo de los moteros.

Todo en Abelardo es falso y postizo. Su discurso es de Uribe. Su cabello es de nylon. Su programa económico es de Milei. Sus nalgas son de silicona. Su pinta es de Bukele. Sus firmas son de humo. Y es corroncho de Florencia, Italia. Por eso dicen que el Tigre no es como lo pintan.

Dime que eres un idiota profundo, sin decirme que eres un idiota profundo.

Si los uribestias borran un mural...nosotros pegamos mil stikers. ¡Solo Cepeda en esta mondá!

Cuanta razón tenía Jaime Garzón.

Me gustaría verle la cara al tigre Abelardo si, en una entrevista, le dieran a probar una hamburguesa de carne de burro argentino, a ver si se la come. ¿Qué opinan ustedes?

Con admiración y desde el lenguaje del arte, este es un homenaje a un hombre que le devolvió dignidad a la gente que este país había condenado al olvido. Feliz cumpleaños, presidente Gustavo Petro. p/d Mire esa cabellera tan frondosa que le pinté, parece el quinto Beatle.

Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella posa de gran patriota, pero desde 2023 también tiene nacionalidad gringa. Entonces la pregunta es inevitable: ¿A quién cree usted que terminaría regalándole nuestros recursos ambientales? ¿A Colombia… o a su “Sugar Daddy”, papito Trump?

Todo en Abelardo es postizo. - Su cabello es un injerto. - Sus nalgas son de silicona. - Su discurso es de Uribe. - Se cree Milei. - Posa de italiano, pero come ñame. - Usa ropa fina, pero es un filipichín. - Y aparte de eso se cree tigre y hombre.

Denver, CO — Hackers accessed newly powered crosswalk push-buttons, triggering audio messages insulting Donald Trump (while still announcing when it was safe to cross). "Trump Murders Children." "The Walk Signal is on. Fuck Trump"

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Of I didn't know this idiot as well as the entire planet know him I would probably not believe what he just said, but the world knows better. The foul thing can't even speak right. I'm Italian, what's his excuse?

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The new Reform housing chief has been talking about the Grenfell fire: what do you think he said?

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"Die Daten scheinen nun ziemlich eindeutig zu bestätigen, dass wir in den nächsten Monaten einen El-Niño-Zyklus erleben werden, der alle bisherigen Rekorde bricht." Einer von unzähligen Gründen, Klimaschutz als Grundlage für alles zu sehen.

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Alles wiederholt sich. 🤮 Deutsche Firmen finanzieren Nazis.

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Governor Glenn Youngkin pulls no punches, calling out what he sees as a shift toward socialism in the Democratic Party. Watch his heated take on political strategy and voter trust. #GlennYoungkin #Politics #Virginia #DebateStage #GOP

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Mein Wecker funktioniert. Wird aber leider immer leiser

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Oh, can't you see the role we're living? Political lies are just corporate decisions To take away the votes that the populace sent Hold it in to the land of the living Look at the lost souls They seem so black Look at the lost souls Souls of black They're bleeding so black

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"You can just pop this open for an hour and make a tone of progress" Checkout the full discussion of Max Spoilers - Perfect Tides: Station to Station now available on Patreon and YouTube. youtu.be/wwQfCOc1BJk

In Denville over I-80 yesterday, on that bridge where locals maintain a patriotic/militaristic flag display as a 9/11 memorial. Our messages: "Rage against the regime" & "Medicaid & SNAP cuts kill." Shoutout to the Vietnam Vet who joined us! #VisibilityBrigade

For the first time since I came to Congress, I won't attend the State of the Union address. President Trump has shown complete disregard for Congress, the laws of our land & the Constitution, and has not respected the office of the Presidency. I don't respect him & won't attend his speech tomorrow.

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A Ukrainian stork dodges a Russian drone.

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The internet is flooded with clips, leaks, and rumors and the people in power connected to them. But one thing is clear: the public deserves transparency and accountability. Whether you’re outraged, questioning, or just paying attention your voice matters.

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My question is who in the hell is keeping Donald Trump out of prison? Why has the ICC not ruled against trump’s extrajudicial murders in South America? Bibi isn’t the only criminal who’s skating. IN 2026 - VOTE. MAGA. OUT. ALL OF THEM.

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