I almost discoursed Not today Satan

She's just as gross as the rest of em

THEY DID IT!!! Welcome home :) #artemis

Hehe

This was far from my finest moment

Look what I just met while walking the dogs The nursery rhyme says this is the scary one but apparently curbs are enough to keep them at bay

I told myself that if my dog wasn't better by Monday that I'd take him to the vet On my way there now... poor buddy :/

What the hell are you talking about?

Oh maaaaaaan!

Shhhh they'll call you a boomer for laughing at this

What can Jane Goodall’s work teach us today? From chimp research to global advocacy, she reshaped how we see nature. Join CUNY researchers to explore her legacy and what studying primates means today. 📅 March 25 | 6:30 PM 🔗 RSVP Link: www.gc.cuny.edu/events/city-... #cuny #science

🎄 Once UPun a Christmas: Day 13! 🎄 We’re continuing our countdown to Christmas with some seriously crackers’ jokes from our staff & clients to bring on the holiday cheer. 😆 Today’s dose of Christmas fun comes courtesy of Helen from Online Learning College.

This is who MTG is never forget it

Not to mention, gunning down people for trying to help a tear gassed victim, or saying "I'm not mad at you."

Everything is on fire, yet they stand strong and keep believing in victory. Endless gratitude to the defenders of Ukraine 💙💛

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Clutch Queens: Caitlin Clark Had PRESIDENT LEVEL Security 😳 Caitlin Clark wasn’t even playing basketball… and she STILL became the biggest attraction at the Indy 500. Link: www.youtube.com/shorts/KqgHL... #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Les trois infos du jour valent le détour ! - Y'aurait-il une polémique Octavia Butler ? - Bon, Narnia sera en retard ! - On a un chouette roman de SF à vous présenter. Tout ça, c'est sur le site Actusf #sciencefiction #sciencefictionfan #OctaviaButler #Narnia #CSLewis #gretagerwigfilm

Yesterday, I stood shoulder to shoulder with UNAC/UHCP members at the Kaiser Unfair Labor Practice Strike in Riverside. Nurses & healthcare workers are frontline heroes, not bargaining chips. They deserve a fair contract, fair wages, & safe working conditions NOW! #TogetherWeWin #UNACUHCPStrong

Some jokes only make sense once the future catches up. #AllEyesonIran

Mae pobl ledled Cymru wedi gwrthod y status quo, ond does gan Lafur ddim diddordeb mewn gwrando. Bydd Plaid Cymru yn galw am Fesur Cymru newydd ac yn cyflwyno gwelliant yn galw am bwerau cryfach i sicrhau'r tegwch y mae ein cymunedau'n ei haeddu.

My personal favorite part of Beyond the Mat is when Vince Russo instructs Sable to sell a back injury like death and then we see a clip of her amazing selling prowess.

Zeldin said Gore declared "global freezing." The host, an actor, said that. Gore immediately said No. No. No. Zeldin put the actor's words in Gore's mouth. That's not a mistake. That's a paid service for Big Oil. #ClimateScience #AMOC #EPA

STARSEEKER: Astroneer Expeditions has a release date! The colorful sci-fi multiplayer survival and exploration game will have you explore strange new worlds, work together to complete planetwide objectives before moving onto another world~

@cbsnews.com Norcal coverage Check out Xavier Becerra’s fortune cookies and breaking message.🤗 🎏🎋🥡🥢🥠🎏

"The question we should be asking is: why was any money paid out at all?" Peter Mandelson asked for a £500k payout after he was fired as US ambassador, ultimately receiving £70k from the government. But @maitlis.bsky.social asks: "What are you paying for?" @jonsopel1.bsky.social @lewisgoodall.com

Iran trolling Trumpstein - White House Dinner

Pete Buttigieg is a former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, a veteran, and the 19th U.S. Secretary of Transportation. Buttigieg tells us about the Erie Canal, the engineering marvel that opened up the interior of the United States. #WeAreAmerica250

We have something just for you in our Toys Dept. See what's inside. poshboymedia.com #toys #games #poshboymedia

This message from him meant so much to me because I truly did feel like I was in the minority… But being in a room filled with supporters in this extremely red pocket of Georgia gave me hope. What a fantastic man he is and I really do hope Shawn get a win in April and then in November!

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Trump’s Policies & Trump Threats … are a shadow game! Trump Has Played Three-Card Monte Against The American People Trump will start a war, lie, cheat, murder, bomb innocent people, fire people from his administration, to stop the American people from finding out who raped 13 year-old girls!

What A Great Saturday at The Pueblo Gem Show

Petition with us all weekend / all month! clairevaldezforcongress.com/events

Brando[RIP] showed 'em

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Dein Job kotzt dich an? Versprechen wie Sand am Meer – aber am Ende nur leere Taschen? Dann hör gut zu: Wir suchen Top-Vertriebler für Wärmepumpen! In Glasow und Königs Wusterhaus... #FörderungWärmepumpe #Glasow

“Please hear me clearly: you belong. Your service matters. Our country is better because of you.” — Congresswoman Sarah McBride, addressing five retiring trans service members in a ceremony hosted yesterday by the Human Rights Campaign @mcbride.house.gov @hrc.org

Waiting for the government to tell you what your own eyes already saw? 🤡 You might need to lick those boots a little harder to get the full flavor of the narrative. 🥾👅 Every day feels like we’re living in a State of Emergency. #FolkMusic #ProtestSong #Songwriter #Appalachia #WV

What makes Pennsylvania perfect… @mwoluchem.bsky.social and @livgar.bsky.social of @datasociety.bsky.social on our latest Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000 episode, “Data Centers Go Nuclear”. Check out their latest piece in @newint.bsky.social. newint.org/science-and-... (w @emilymbender.bsky.social)

Edinburgh. Saltires for Palestine. #FreePalestine

El PSG reedita la Copa d'Europa a la tanda de penals Fabián Ruiz: "Qui ens ho havia de dir que faríem història aconseguint dues Champions consecutives..." #ZonaChampionsE3 https://som3cat.video/directeEsport3

Collectibles & Videogames Part 253 Shinobi Art of Vengeance (PlayStation 5, 2025) Grid Studio DualSense Controller Frame (202?) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Sega #Sony #PlayStation #Shinobi #GridStudio #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

A lot of the hype has been about Joseph Dzierwa and JT Quinn, but there's another pitcher from Orioles' 2025 Draft class off to a strong start. LHP Caden Hunter (6th-rounder) had 9 K's in 4 innings of 1-run ball today for Single-A Delmarva. The 22-year-old has a 1.17 ERA in 6 games.

Back to Kyuukyuu Sentai GoGoFive! Here we see there second mecha, the Grand Liner! Here we see it combine for the first time and it's so badass! I just love train mechas!! #tokusatsu #supersentai #gogofive #gogov #mecha #90s

Morning Minute feat. WisGOP 2026 State Convention with GOP gubernatorial candidate Tom Tiffany 📺 wiseye.org/2026/05/16/2... 🫶 wiseye.org/donate 📧 wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #Wisconsin #wipolitics #campaign2026 #election2026

The return of blond #Mingi for Singles magazine AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaa #ateez #dailymingi

Meet NINA (Our Intelligence is Not Artificial). Unlike ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, or Perplexity, NINA was designed NOT to simulate care, but to CONNECT people TO care. 📖 Read the full story by Ana Arriagada: vita-activa.org/2026/05/27/w...

‘Aiden Lewis Octet 4: Bravado’ by Yvonne Marrs As Aiden struggles, Nicole decides to publish their books herself as she is unable to fulfil any company's demands - and unwilling to put anything in front of her husband’s health. books2read.com/al4 #readyvonnemarrs #AidenLewis #2026yearofreading

Fitted & ready for his first pitch ⚾️ @Jadarian15

You're the one obsessed with mayo! @morganruble.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social

BRANDY takes us back to 1994 at the Roots Picnic | 2026 🔥

Have you ever known exactly what you needed to do, but still couldn't make yourself start? 🧵 Not because you didn't know. Not because you didn't have the information. You knew you needed to make the call. You knew you needed to apply.

Magical moment for João Neves ✨ #UCLfinal

Who wants to see Die Hard Trilogy re-released on modern consoles. I will pay money to see this game back on whatever platform it's available on for newcomers to witness this masterpiece! @20thcenturystudios.bsky.social #RetroGaming #PS1Classics #FreeDieHardTrilogy

San Antonio 👀

Epstein files - more disturbing #Epstein

Makai Lemon is already injured... No practice today, with a noticeable limp. Original post

George Springer takes a tumble and his teammates are amused