if your genitals could speak, what would they say?

hol up der oversize whut the hell goin on?!?!

the dmb shit on the boat song playing air guitar while carrying a guitar would be my 2nd choice

we ouchea supporting arsenal in cdmx. #coyg

can’t wait to try this at the next cyberbuddies summit

1.0 is domestic terrorist mode imho

peak baseballing

ellie is amazing 🐘🗽

are we cooked, god? it’s me, miggs

@ arsenal

Game Boy Advance 25th Anniversary | Colorwind History #ColorwindHistory #gaminghistory #GBA #GameBoyAdvance

Dr. Shana Ntiri shares how listening to her patients is the best way to learn and to become a more culturally competent family physician.

Okay, so the $billion is for Trump's bunker "under" the ballroom. To me that's spending taxpayer money on the ballroom that nobody but Trump and his enablers wanted. 🗽

51% of Americans live in childcare deserts—areas with little to no licensed care. I'm running to eliminate them by 2030 with federal construction grants and insurance reform. Check out my full childcare plan at www.varelaforcongress.com/childcare

"It's hideous! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!"

#Lebanese Ambulance Ass Al-Nabatieh Al-Fawqa Vlntr rscud #cat trpd on balcony of bldg hit in rcnt ataks on Nabatieh #Beirut #Lebanon #NoToDogAndCatMeat #AnimalAbuse #AnimalCruelty #stopanimalcruelty #RescueDogs #RescueCats #Vegan #NoToDogMeat #StopAnimalTests #Cats #Kittens #Kitten #BanYulinFestival

🦁🔥 Five-Star Reviews Are Roaring Through Wildwood. www.amazon.com/Throne-Claws... #queenrising #fantasytransformation #darkfantasyqueen #romantasycommunitybooks #alphakingdom #bookcommunityreadsworld #fictionloverbookscommunity #supernaturalromanceworld

Caption “From pacifier to power... the dark side begins 🤣”

Billion yen view AJ & Lulu are streaming on #youtubegaming & #twitch every Thursday at 7pm PST! #streamer #gaymer #queer #youtube #indiegaming #lgbt #mecha #anime #mechaanime #retro #retrogaming #nanao #robotalchemicdrive #ps2 #ps2games #sandlot #enix #jrpg

Vince McMahon "you're fired" green screen

Have this gorgeous dancer Wang Yibo for #GoodVibes today 😍❤️‍🔥 #WangYibo王一博

I went live with Yeganeh to talk about what a truly people-powered campaign looks like. We talked about the California we deserve — rooted in affordability, justice, and community. Join the fight: oliverma2026.com

Missglückter Start - und jetzt? Vielleicht hilft dir das ❤️ #stillen #flaschenbaby #geburt #abpumpen #stillennachbedarf Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

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Matthias Neumayer, co-founder of OscarStories, says he's already been targeted by AI scammers, and it's only going to get worse. Would regulation help fix the issue? 🔴 Join us for WeAreDevelopers LIVE every Wednesday at 12:30 CE(S)T at wearedevelopers.com/en/live

MAGA cultists in Miami erected a golden statue of Donald Trump and prayed on it. Trump "called in" to thank them for their loyalty.

Customs that surprised me when I came to Japan #travel #japan #fyp #foeyou #foryoupage #japanese #lifeabroad #tiktokjapan #japanesetiktok #nightview

@Channel4news reports on Putin’s weakening grip on power as Ukraine hits Russia deep in its own territory. Imagine the hold that Putin would have had over Nathan Gill if our security services hadn’t taken him out. Relax - he’s gone. The question is - how credible is it that he was the only one?

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Are your pupils smarter than a Stone Age engineer? New podcast: Jennifer Wexler from English Heritage & maths communicator @teakayb.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy discuss the amazing engineering & maths behind Stonehenge. 💡 Bring prehistoric STEM to life in lessons. www.teachwire.net/podcasts/tea...

👀 #indiegames #zelda #nintendo64

McSweeney's phone containing direct messages to Mandelson was stolen last year. Parliament is now demanding every communication. Those messages are gone. Ignored warnings. A rushed process. A £75,000 payoff. A missing phone. No cover-up, says Downing St. #MandelsonFiles #MorganMcSweeney #Epstein

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

Trump Won't De-Escalate and Oil Traders Know It #Trump #OilPrices #Geopolitics #GlobalEconomy

🧬 PAHO reports 1,031 measles cases in seven American countries in the first 3 weeks of 2026—a 43‑fold jump from the same period in 2025—after nearly 15,000 cases last year.

🌍 New US “global gag rule” expansions and shifting European priorities are tying HIV and reproductive‑health aid to hard‑line positions on abortion, “gender ideology” and civil society—pressure advocates call bullying that fragments services and chills rights work. #GlobalHealthAid #SRHR

More progress. The reinforcements are working.

Transition to cranky old man.

🇮🇪 Comóradh Cásca Chontae Mhuineacháin 2026 🇮🇪 Thank you to everyone delivering our Easter newsletter across Monaghan — featuring those with local connections to the 1916 Rising. Caith do lile na Cásca le bród ✊🇮🇪 Join us Easter Sunday, 5th April, 3pm 📍 Church Square → Latlurcan Cemetery

#BTS opened @billboard #ama hooligan #btsarmy #rm #jin #suga #jhope #jimin #v #jungkook

F*ck Eric Swalwell! We don’t need another gRapist in office!

For #caturday, we are grabbing our brother by the neck and cleaning his filthy, filthy ears.

#iran #us #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/1jgwpf84

Ce général est agacé ce soir par cette femme qui est là chaque soir sur LCI pour déverser les éléments de langage et la propagande des États-Unis et d’Israël. Mais mon général, c’est pareil sur toutes les chaînes d’info. 😉

Well we went 0-1 up but another poor game which will prove costly. #Arsenal

that man Arthur Morgan is a baaaaad Mutha-- (Shut Yo Mouth) I'm just talking about my dawg! #reddeadredemption2 #rockstargames #xbox

Some storms don't just destroy—they reshape reality itself. When the signal calls, you answer, or everything you've ever known crumbles into static.

Smoked up a flock.

Pre-9/11 travel byke!!! Countdown to when someone reenacts a 90s era romcom with a public declaration of love minutes before their love interest boards their plane

I’ve added a Wisp Forest room to my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. This new area is set in a mysterious forest that whispers in your ear. The Forest Guardian will give you a quest that plays an important role in the progression. #indiedev #gamedev #godot #darkfantasy #psx #nostalgic

🇺🇦🇷🇺 In the past week, more than 2,300 drones, nearly 1,560 guided aerial bombs, and 108 missiles were launched at Ukraine by Russia, as attacks show no signs of being slowed by Putin.

sorry in advance. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

Im Klartext: Sklaverei.

repost @victor_wong_art_tech on IG This week is all about NASA’s Artemis II Moon Mission. Surprisingly, my AI robot ink painting exhibition ‘Far Side of the Moon’ (which uses topographic data from NASA) in London in 2019 still looks fresh today 😍😊🤗 #robot #moon #inkpainting #london #hongkong

Problems in Paris #Scandinaviannewsagency #France #ProblemsinParis #snnfinland

Tip of the day. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #indiana #livemonetization

Casey Schmitt crushes a 2 run shot to give the #SFGiants the lead

“Award Winning” Acting Director of National Intelligence, dear fellow citizens.

"I don't think they have a weakness." Nienaber's honest take on the Stormers ahead of the semi-final. #Leinster #URC #Stormers

Genius idea: Date Boy is a short, free game about juggling a date and your Game Boy #FreeGames #GameBoy #IndieGame #PCGaming #datinglife