Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

It’s a cool biological adaptation that just as boys get old enough to stop absolutely coating their faces in food every meal, they begin to grow facial hair. Like somehow evolution just knows that male faces are genetically gross when directly exposed to the elements.

It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

The #Canes have had to manufacture their own intensity this week, but they’ve done a good job of doing so. From small ice games to upping the competitiveness in drills, they’ve continued to look like a well-oiled machine.

#Ukraine's robot gunner DevDroid TW 12.7 blocked Russians advancing into Kupiansk for SIX WEEKS. Ukrainian forces stunningly managed to lose only one soldier for every 27 Russian troops they killed during the grueling battle for Kupiansk.

Beach Patrol, Hole 3 🌊 Curved throw, looked perfect — actually a few metres wide, then bounced away. False hope is real 😬 #DiscGolf #UrbanDiscGolf

💥We want a War Powers Resolution and we want articles of impeachment with Rule IX invoked the MOMENT Congress is back in session. @repjohnblarson already has the articles introduced! Thank him and let him know we expect Rule IX first thing on Tuesday.

Flau'jae Johnson catch and shoot three #WNBA

Pizza Margherita is a classic Italian pizza. Story has it that in 1889, King Umberto I & Queen Margherita of Italy visited Naples. A famous pizza maker named Raffaele Esposito was tasked to the royal couple. He made 3 diff. types, & the queen's favorite was the 1 made w/ tomato, mozzarella & basil

Our May Supermom Addie Navarro from North Carolina shares three ways to raise kids who are resilient to climate change with a lot less fear and a lot more joy! ❤️ #momsky #supermom #moms #climatechange #globalwarming

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Will Kyle O'Reilly be ready for the version AEW Continental Champion Jon Moxley he's facing tonight?! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

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Fresh Stats: Caitlin Clark ’s First Indy 500 Appearance Had Fans Going Crazy 🏁🔥❤️ Link: youtu.be/BR4O-_wv5mI #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

❗️Overnight, strikes were carried out on 🇷🇺Russian targets in the temporarily occupied Mariupol and Melitopol.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Bandarsejati: Caitlin Clark Really Hit Natisha Hiedeman with the Mutombo Finger 😂 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

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Heute eröffnet Adventure World für alle! Mal schauen wie heute die Orga werden wird ..... #Disneylandparis #magicdlp (c) Video: DIsney Parks

It looks like the ball grazed the arm of the fan, causing its path to change slightly. That’s my best guess.

Mientras no entran en vigor las medidas aprobadas ayer, el precio del diésel sigue subiendo. En algunas estaciones de servicio supera los 2 euros y en otras lo roza #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

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Stream Schedule for the week🎇 I will be streaming a bit for New Years Eve🎉 I plan to play The Outer Worlds 2 🌎 hope to see everyone there! I will also be talking about some changes I will be making in the near future and I am excited to share with you guys 💚😁🐸 twitch.tv/peterpan_32

Even #JoshSimonsMP the present 𝘓𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳 chap for 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱, thinks his Party's strategy is 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘺! #MakerfieldByElection #LabourLeadershipContest #Starmageddon #KeirStarmer #UKLabour #GetStarmerOut

News Good: #VolodymyrZelenskyy nominated for Nobel Peace prize, #Obama's #JCPOA looking like the best deal ever, let the ketchup fly. #Iran #Lego #Grifter #Conman #Felon #PedoFührer

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Gain a thoughtful Republican perspective on US democracy at a pivotal moment w/ former congressman Tom Davis (VA-11), & @ccps.bsky.social. Engage across viewpoints to understand the challenges & opportunities facing the nation. 🗓️ 4/20 🕑 6:30 PM 📍SIS Founders Room 👉 american-spa.swoogo.com/Crossroads

Another Weird Week Weird Explanation Edition

Things took a turn for the worse at a Kroger in McDonough, GA., after yt man allegedly used the ___ word.

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3 things I'll fight to do in my first 3 months in Congress: 1.) Ban congressional stock trading and end Corporate PAC contributions. 2.) Restore funding for Medicaid, Medicare, and the Affordable Care Act. 3.) Train workers on jobs of the future here in Oakland County. Let's get to work!

Friends - I’m excited to invite you to a special evening of fun, civic engagement, and conversation with my friend, world-famous Diary of a Wimpy Kid author Jeff Kinney. We’d love to see you there, bring your friends! Get tickets and learn more here: secure.actblue.com/donate/jeffa... .

with double standards Crime becomes an identity when committed by some &an individual act when done by others Not because crime was different But the outlook was Due to this, the truth is lost Under a pre-made decision Justice isn't to judge the crime by name Color, race or religion of perpetrator

Another showery day ahead but a few sunny spells too. Still feeling cool today but warmer air is on its way from tomorrow.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch viel Kraft und Gesundheit im neuen Lebensjahr 💙💙💙🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 💙💙💙💙🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💙💙💙💙

More Sunday morning truths. Far too many American "Christian" churches are more about maintaining and expanding political power, control, and money than actually preaching and practicing the teachings of Jesus.

I knew they could fall in pits but I did not expect this AT ALL LMAO! #harperclips

Read the text, then play the video… Obviously, Trump is lying his ass off here—that’s all he knows how to do. But Susie Wiles unable to prevent herself from ripping off three involuntary tells while listening to Trump lie is a 10/10 👏

Trump thinks he's a TV producer. 🔊🔊🔊

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They've redone a lot of rap tracks as shoegazey & whimsical covers for movie soundtracks, it's high time we start turning old country & rock hits into thugged out urban covers... Maybe 🤔✨

This is Lancashire’s Elizabethan Gawthorpe Hall, with a radical textile connection and some excellent contributions from Augustus Welby Northmore Pugin (famous for the Houses of Parliament) One feature appears prominently in This Slavery graphic novel but I’ll give you my hat if you can name it

Yuru, Left, Gabby, and Gabriel's 2nd time encountering each other! It's certainly not a pleasant one! #DaemonsoftheShadowRealm @bstegmairva.bsky.social @amandagael.bsky.social @colleenclink.bsky.social @mollozhang.bsky.social

Trump wants a $250 bill with his face on it youtube.com/shorts/QLRRu...

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Brain Lift with Guided Breathwork Establishing Gut Brain Connection Discovered! Welcome back to the 14th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Brain Lift with Guided Breathwork Establishing Gut Brain Connection Discovered!” will tell you how I activated my brain...

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Facts, nothing but the truth 💯💯🎯

So spricht Italiens "postfaschistische" Ministerpräsidentin Meloni zu ihrem Volk, berichtet positiv und optimistisch von der Einigung mit der EU auf Milliardenhilfen zur Senkung der Energiepreise und dem "historischen Beschluss" zur Einrichtung von Abschiebezentren in Drittländern.

🎦 FEIRA DO LIVRO | Thelma Bawl é a segunda entrevistada da série “Lugar de Fala”. No quadro, Teté Ribeiro conversa com leitores que circulam pela Feira do Livro 📲📰 Leia mais em mla.bs/1708d79a71 O mobiliário foi cedido pela Atec Original Design