Good morning bluesky

Good Morning Bluesky

Deutschland schwitzt.🤢

Guten Abend ™.

#Söders Wahlkampfbudget: 570 Stk. Weißwürste 33 Kilo Pommes 188 Hamburger, 154 Cheeseburger! 78 Döner mit alles...außer Tiernahrung 27 Wurstplatten 131 Bretzeln mit echter Butter 62 Schweinshaxen 157 Liter Weißbier 19 Packungen Rennie räumt den Magen auf... 1 Federkiel

Die #AfD schickt ihren ungebildetsten Politikersimulator zum „Wirtschaftsgipfel” nach St. Petersburg. Also jemanden ohne Ausbildung und Erfahrung, der nichts vorweisen kann. Einen #Frohnmaier. 🤣

Das fängt ja gut an Auf die Frage, wie es ihm gehe, sagt #Kubicki, er sei "etwas leer", aber gleichzeitig auch "freudig erregt", weil er morgen nicht mit seiner Frau nach #Mallorca fliegen muss. Ich könnte mir übrigens vorstellen, dass er schon heute #Abend voll sein wird. #PromilleWolle

In Anbetracht ihrer zahllosen Feiertage ist zu konstatieren, dass der Kathole als solcher ein arbeitsscheuer Gesell ist.

Sobald KIs gelernt haben, in ihre Sätze ausreichende Mengen von "äh", "also" und "genau" hineinzumischen, steht ihnen die Welt der Podcasts offen.

Der aktuelle #Ebola-Ausbruch ist auf den Verzehr von #Fledermäusen zurückzuführen. In unrelated news: Trotz mehrfacher Anforderung durch das #Batsignal wurde #Batman seit einiger Zeit nicht mehr gesehen. Macht vermutlich nur mal Urlaub der Gute, kein Grund zur Besorgnis.

@nytimes.com HI - new book exposes a future Sports League that makes politics FUN AGAIN! The United States Civic League: The Sports League of Real Democracy. RTweet, Repost, Review bit DOT ly/politicsgame -- #politics #sports #games

Kīlauea Volcano • Ep 37, #Kīlauea summit eruption, Halemaʻumaʻu crater, ended Nov 25, 2025. • Fountain heights of 500-600ft (150-180m). • Estimated 8.2 million cubic yards (6.3 million cubic meters) lava over 9.2 hours. 1/2 #Volcano #Geology #Hawaii USGS Learn More: www.usgs.gov/volcanoes/ki...

An Italian journalist and Flotilla member: "As soon as you entered the entry container they beat you up; they kicked me on the legs and punched me in the face, broke some people’s arms and ribs, while assaulting detainees and saying “Welcome to Israel.”"

Quick recap of what happened in Serbia in the past few days. Video made by Serbian students. Europe is once again completely silent. #Serbia #Protest #Student #PoliceBrutality #Repression Video source: www.instagram.com/reel/DNWEbI4...

No tricks. No shortcuts. Just how it works. If you consistently use more energy than you take in… your weight goes down over time. If you don’t… it won’t. That’s why random “good days” don’t do much. It’s the consistent habits that move the needle. 👉 Not perfect 👉 Not extreme 👉 Just consistent

Friday on Substack Live: Colorado's Secretary of State and AG candidate. Defending elections. Fighting ICE raids. Protecting Colorado River water.

Carolina Forest Dems are ready! Are yall ready for the #NewSC?

I love it. 😂

What’s going on with this Nigel Farage Russian Phone hacking story?

JULIA VS THE WILD: From learning to build a fire to sleeping under the stars 🌲🔥 Follow along here: https://krdo.com/news/2026/05/21/julia-vs-the-wild-a-survival-blog/  Click here to learn more about The Survival University: https://thesurvivaluniversity.com/

“Fix healthcare?” This job ad’s claim is a stretch. The system is broken—and so is this promise. #JobAdFail #JobSearch This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/ndtsA9o

We don't need to fear a Singularity finishing off humanity, just a few dumb asses taking bribes to sign a juicy government AI contract.

Think there's a lot of press attention for Stephen Colbert this week, as his CBS show ends? It still might be tough to top all the media attention for Colbert testifying in a House hearing on immigrant farm workers, September 24, 2010. Full video here: www.c-span.org/program/hous...

Man im not about to sit here and argue with you bout no sperm. 😂 Watch the full episode: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97A8TZrIpy8&t=1035s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97A8TZrIpy8&t=1035s) #Entrepreneur #Business #Leadership #Mindset #UTE

Mae pobl ledled Cymru wedi gwrthod y status quo, ond does gan Lafur ddim diddordeb mewn gwrando. Bydd Plaid Cymru yn galw am Fesur Cymru newydd ac yn cyflwyno gwelliant yn galw am bwerau cryfach i sicrhau'r tegwch y mae ein cymunedau'n ei haeddu.

Did you know the goat doesn't give you food in #Minecraft ?

Lawyers and US Marshals oversee the removal of property from Jim Courtovich’s home in Washington, DC. Courtovich, a Republican lobbyist, owes $4 million to former investors. An attorney for the plaintiff said a Picasso and a 12’ grand piano were among the items seized in the raid.

You have to imagine how many people are sitting around speaking fondly of Grandpa Joe and Uncle Jack being the nicest men youd ever meet ans those demons were murdering and terrorizing Black people in their hey day. Over a thousand of them with families telling stories like this today...

www.instagram.com/reel/DLATtcr... 🇺🇦 #Ukraine #children #Kyiv #attack #boys #war #video #Schoolchildren #kids #world #russia Kyiv, June 17. Schoolchildren are helping clean up the aftermath of the enemy attack.

Thank you to @drrosena.bsky.social for raising a question at PMQs about the suitability of temporary accommodation and the impact on children's health and mortality. Better standards would make TA safer and more secure for children.

More than 28 people killed in a night attack on Angwan Rukuba, Plateau State, Nigeria. Gunmen fired on residents as they fled. Another tragedy in a region trapped in decades of unresolved violence. #NigeriaAttack #PlateauState #SheppardLensMedia

Dragon Quest 40th Anniversary | Colorwind History #DragonQuest #ColorwindHistory #gaminghistory #gaming

✨Today's spotlight is on the Grappler. It's a midrange mechanical threat that changes how players must think about space, timing, and risk.✨ ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/2qRm... ✨ ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #indiegamedev #shadeprotocol #metroidvania @shadeprotocolgame.bsky.social

Hey everybody, I thought I had said Disney World but I said Disneyland it’s actually Disney World. Thanks for watching. #TriviaTime #DisneyParks #DisneyCastMembers #FYPViral

Na Karma, wie sieht es aus? 😳 Keine Idee? 🤭 US-Gesundheitsminister Robert F. Kennedy Jr. steht erneut im Rampenlicht, nachdem er ein Video geteilt hat, das ihn dabei zeigt, wie er eine Westliche Diamantklapperschlange von seiner Auffahrt entfernt. www.reddit.com/r/IndiaToday...

Everyone loves playing with water. 😺 #cat #water #bath

Trai Hume fires home for Sunderland as they chase their European dream!

Algú s'atreveix a explicar-nos algun acudit pitjor? 🥲👍 @masksingera3 #APM3CAT #estiktokat #Rialles #masksinger

NAME THIS PERSON, YOU MAY HAVE SEEN HIM IN TAMIL NADU POLITICS #GuessThePerson #NameThisPerson #WhoIsThis #PoliticalQuiz #IndianPolitics #TamilNaduPolitics #DMK #TamilNaduElection #CurrentAffairs #NewsQuiz #GuessWho #SouthIndianPolitics #ChennaiPolitics #ElectionNews #TamilNaduNews

BOO THIS MAN. 🐟 #RatchetPS5

They should have called it creepy...😒

I cant tell if I did this right or not this looks so jank

learn to aim dammit

Creativity is not just novel combinations, they are

In D.C., humility is rare—this is one of those moments.

La Ertzaintza continua vejando a los simpatizantes de La Flotilla en el ambulatorio de Deusto.

God Punishes Those Who Believe a Lie | Bible Warning Explained Learn what the Bible says about believing lies and spiritual deception. This video explains scripture warnings about truth, judgment, and consequences of rejecting

Wield the Blazing Sword alongside a mysterious, untouchable girl in Tales of ARISE - Beyond the Dawn Edition, out now on Nintendo Switch 2! Challenge your fate: https://ninten.do/6019vpG3x

🚨AB 2509 passes Assembly Education Committee! Burbank, Glendale, and Los Angeles Unified School Districts have been facing declining student enrollment for the last several years, which means less funding for our public schools. 1/5

That Texas support! @StephonCastle 🤝 @paigebueckers1 Original post

Real humor. Don't you miss it?

Brandy @ the Roots Picnic with a word. ✨️

Turbo Overkill is 70% off {$5.99} on Nintendo Switch www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Obie Fernandez opens Day 3 of RubyConf 2026 on July 16 at 9:15AM. Author of The Rails Way, founder of Hashrocket, and one of the sharpest voices on Rails and AI. The last day of the conference gets a strong start. Set your alarm. rubyconf.org

Life finds a way 😎💙😎 Always ✨️

MJ's big day is near. Write this queen your best crowning compliment below! 👇

📚 La selectividad también pone nerviosos a los padres 🗣️ “Me da igual la nota, lo único que quiero es que se acabe ya” #MalasLenguas

A white dress worn historically by Black women at Spelman College #BlackWomen

"Neutral" Russian gymnast turns her back during Ukrainian anthem.

🦌 When a river crossing doesn't go *completely* to plan! The ranger team at Lydford Gorge, Devon, caught these deer crossing the River Lyd on hidden wildlife cameras.