Wenn euch 30 Grad im Schatten zuviel sind, dann geht halt nicht in den Schatten. Ahoi von der Havel

Guten Morgen, senile Bettflüchtige.

Guten Abend ™.

Künstliche Beißwerkzeuge entnommen, künstliche Lichtquelle vom Stromnetz getrennt. ™.

In Anbetracht ihrer zahllosen Feiertage ist zu konstatieren, dass der Kathole als solcher ein arbeitsscheuer Gesell ist.

Morgen ist Sommeranfang. Ich wäre dann übrigens zur Paarung bereit. Ich dachte, Sie sollten das wissen.

Künstliche Beißwerkzeuge entnommen, künstliche Lichtquelle vom Stromnetz getrennt. ™.

Guten Abend ™.

Die Bundesregierung fordert die russische Drohne, die in einen rumänischen Wohnblock geknallt ist, mit Nachdruck auf, an den Verhandlungstisch zurückzukehren.

Ivan Demidov sends Freddie Andersen to the shadow realm and it's 4-1 Habs!

⭕L’armée #Israélienne a commis un véritable massacre ce soir dans la ville de #Hanaway dans le Sud du #Liban, 4 secouristes ont été tués. Voici le nom des héros : #Karim_Haider, #Ali_Taj_Al-Din, #Muhammad_Abdul_Majeed et #Moussa_Kafl.

Rice and whatever else, the ol' reliable of meals 🍚 #VSky #VTuber #ENVTuber #AzureGlimpse

Here's my view on the first line of MM werewolf romance Martin and The Wolf. And, yes, super-nerdy Martin DOES have a lot to learn about the oddities of his new boyfriend, LOL! 🥰 #mmromance #firstline #werewolf

As a medical school professor, I read every "reverse aging" claim with a sharp eye. A 2024 vehicle-controlled topical study (DHM/Epicelline) shifted >95% ... https://www.youtube.com/@RobertLufkinMD #SkinAging #EpigeneticClock #Longevity #Metabolism https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10944877/

#ReleaseTheEpsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

Wondering how Soapboxx works? We help nonprofits collect and share real stories from their communities — fast. Watch the video to see how easy it is to create a prompt, gather stories, and fuel your advocacy or fundraising.

Look, it was 1984. The Last Starfighter didn't quite nail handling the only black character in the film. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

Mouse Mindfulness 4/18/26 🐭💜 Always take another shot🫶🏻 #fyp #mousemindfulness🐭 #mindfulness #takeashot #quotes

You don’t condemn something you don’t wanna undo. Just don’t condemn it, it means literally nothing

Your ChatGPT Guide by Marlow Stevens is a beginner’s guide to using ChatGPT effectively. Available now on Amazon Kindle www.amazon.com/dp/B0GXCQQZHF Ebay www.ebay.com/itm/29823076... #pdfguides, #books, #AIforbeginners, #ChatGPTguide, #ChatGPTtips,

Democrats are rooting for Ken Paxton to win the Republican nomination in the Texas Senate race, believing he is the most beatable GOP option. The Hill's Amie Parnes breaks down on The Fight For 2028 the party's growing confidence in James Talarico getting a victory.

#TheHearthkin #FreshConcepts #ArtChallenge #digitalcollage

The women have motion #single #girlpower #womenempowerment

Part of me thinks this couldn’t be a real attempted shooting, then another part of me thinks, they are just this incompetent and yet in the background I’m always thinking Release the #EpsteinFiles and get us out of the war with Iran #saynotowar. I’m like an onion with my thinking!

April 28, 2:43 p.m., the moment when humpback #Timmy [ #Hope ] swam into the barge, alone. Joy, cheers and relief among the rescuers. 📽 unknown / rescuer

Winning Bidding Wars: Price Below Market Strategy Revealed! #realestate #RealEstateInvesting #NYCrealestate #RealEstateTips #realestateinvesting

You will like my indie game if you played: - Metroid Prime - Sable - Hollow Knight - Pseudoregalia

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social: People think both parties are the same. Democrats have to change that.

Are you getting enough #rest?

Cada especie cuenta con adaptaciones ligadas a su hábitat, su metabolismo, la disponibilidad de alimento o el riesgo de depredación 🌿 La conservación de la #biodiversidad es clave para asegurar que la vida silvestre mantenga sus ciclos y hábitos de descanso en la naturaleza 💚🌍

Let's debate! Once you’ve sorted the basics, it’s time to plan your hustings in detail 💪 Spend some time designing the running order & assigning roles. Then get the word out! You’ll want a big crowd 😀 Head to our Hustings guide 👉 https://www.elect-her.org.uk/get-involved-in-the-2026-elections

#homecookedmeals #dinner #foodsky Today I'm making a T-Bone steak🥩 with baked potatoes, 🥔 corn on the cob🌽and broccoli 🥦

It was a privilege to join the CUPE Manitoba Convention last week and hear folks talk about how labour and the NDP need to stand shoulder-to-shoulder in opposition to growing extremism and corporate rule. (1/2)

Filipina tennis sensation is ready for redemption in Rome as she prepares to face China’s in a thrilling rematch. Fans await another fierce battle at the Italian Open with revenge and pride on the line. #AlexEala #Tennis #ItalianOpen #RomeMasters #WangXiyu

OpenAI just made a massive move 👀 Microsoft no longer has exclusive cloud control, and Amazon’s $50B AWS partnership is now safe. The AI cloud war is getting wild. OpenAI vs Microsoft vs Amazon Who wins? 🚨 #AI #OpenAI #Microsoft #AWS #TechNews #CloudWars

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linus update: he’s eating the cat food when i put taters and chicken and apples and bananas and marshmallows up front for him

nature documentary

"Did you really not like your boss?" asks Defector's @jaspercwang.bsky.social. What if you were all each other's bosses? With host @greenwell.bsky.social on The Kicker. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

As government prepares the 2026–27 provincial budget, tough choices will need to be made. We want to hear about the priorities and opportunities that matter most to you. Submit your feedback and suggestions online at: GNB.CA/Prebudget

Tommy Williams thanking his mom and dad after winning the Slidell Police Chief race>>>https://www.wdsu.com/article/slidell-police-chief-election-results-tommy-williams/71326856

A trail camera placed in their shelter pen revealed nighttime play between the brother-sister duo, Tarragon & Valerian. But don’t let this sweet sight make you forget about their mischievous sides... they later removed the strap from this trail camera and cached it in their straw! #wolfhaven

Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery

The only game in the entire world we could Marina Liteyears outside Mischief Makers.

Walter 'the Mack Truck Dog' gave me a tour of the LR Electric Refuse Truck 🔋 Apparently he likes to snowboard and skateboard too... www.instagram.com/skateboardk9...

So I'm seeing #Carney brag-lying about #sustainable nataional extraction projects that will not be friendly to the #environment at all. Anyone that wants to talk about #CleanEnergy better start talkin' about the fact that the People's Republic's artificial sun will be up & running in four years.

Well…….I’d give him another. Ask Sophie.

Roasted sweet potato at Myeongdong Night Market! 🍠✨ Healthy, creamy, and the perfect Korean street food! #korea #foodie #snack

Matt Turner returned to the Revs with 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥 🇺🇸 𝘛𝘶𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘍𝘖𝘟 𝘢𝘵 3𝘗𝘔 𝘌𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚𝘔𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘐𝘍𝘈 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭

A few summers ago I stumbled across this toilet in the middle of a sports field and marvelled at how old school and clean it was.

rat by penelope scott in an alternate universe

Here’s tRump’s health plan finally revealed. #trump #MAGA #MAGAMorons #healthcare #belairviv

Stop by Meet Minneapolis downtown to shop from local vendors, find out about upcoming events, and more!

Al Wousta TV United Arab Emirates (AE) #AlWoustaTV #UnitedArabEmirates

El último informe de la Comisión Nacional de los Mercados y la Competencia concluye que pasar por lo aeropuertos debe ser más barato.

Swiping to AI Matchmaking with Bumble

I HAD TO SEE IT SO YOU HAVE TO AS WELL…🫪🫪

Morning Pups