Dieses erbärmliche „Bei Helmut #Schmidt hätte es das aber nicht gegeben!“ hat zunehmend etwas von „Wenn das der #Führer wüsste!“

Der aktuelle #Ebola-Ausbruch ist auf den Verzehr von #Fledermäusen zurückzuführen. In unrelated news: Trotz mehrfacher Anforderung durch das #Batsignal wurde #Batman seit einiger Zeit nicht mehr gesehen. Macht vermutlich nur mal Urlaub der Gute, kein Grund zur Besorgnis.

#Söders Wahlkampfbudget: 570 Stk. Weißwürste 33 Kilo Pommes 188 Hamburger, 154 Cheeseburger! 78 Döner mit alles...außer Tiernahrung 27 Wurstplatten 131 Bretzeln mit echter Butter 62 Schweinshaxen 157 Liter Weißbier 19 Packungen Rennie räumt den Magen auf... 1 Federkiel

Und wenn wir einfach das Grundgesetz ändern und "Aussterben und das Land besenrein dem Nachmieter übergeben" als Verfassungsziel definieren?

Auch Software muss sich nach dem Zeitgeist richten. Die nächste Version der Vogelstimmen-App kann daher neben 423 Meisenarten zusätzlich unterschiedliche Laubbläser- und Rasenmähertypen erkennen.

Spontaner Soundcheck ™.

Guten Morgen, senile Bettflüchtige.

Es gibt mindestens einen Rentner, auf dessen "Arbeit" ich wirklich gerne verzichten würde.

Spontaner Soundcheck ™.

"Gott hat die FDP vielleicht nur erschaffen um uns zu prüfen."

Ivan Demidov sends Freddie Andersen to the shadow realm and it's 4-1 Habs!

#FreePalestine #EndGenocide #EndCapitalism #EndImperialism #Freedom #Equality #EgalitarianAF

Healthcare cuts aren’t theoretical—they’re already impacting coverage, access, and state budgets. New episode of The Health Advocates breaks down: • Medicaid funding cuts • HHS restructuring • What it means for patients right now 🎧 ghlf.org/the-health-a... #HealthPolicy #Medicaid #PatientAccess

Feet hibernate all winter. Then you ask them to run. Sports physical therapist Zuzana Rogers at Runners Edge Alaska shows an easy progression exercise to avoid injury. Read the full story at alaskapublic.org/survivalkit. ✍️ Annie Feidt/AKPM 📹 Annie Feidt, Matt Faubion & Courtny Brooks/AKPM

St. Theresa Catholic Secondary School will host the 2026 QRSTF. We look forward to seeing the students' scientific research on April 11, 2026. @qrstf www.qrstf.ca

SKI: The Greatest Ski Tour of All Time plays tonight at 7pm and Sat. at 4pm as part of Sons of Norway’s Nordic Film Series. Skier and filmmaker Nikolai Schirmer discovers his reclusive childhood friend is embarking on a ski tour like nothing done before, and that he’s not planning to tell a soul.

New Banksy sculpture just showed up in the center of London. Depicts a man very similar to a certain felon blinded by the flag he's carrying.

Red Bull Dog from Soapbox Derby Last Weekend

#ReleaseTheEpsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

One manor. One secret. One catastrophe waiting to happen. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZKYGG1 #vampirethrillers #gothicfictionbooks #darkreadsbooks #supernaturalfictionbooks #horrorbookstagram #vampirebookcommunity #gothicdarkness #thrillerbooklover #bookcommunityreads

Ben 10 (Promo) - The Complete Season One DVD Commercial Network: Cartoon Network Physical Media: Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Complete Second Season DVD / Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Complete Series DVD Original Air Date: April 24, 2007 (DVD Release) #nostalgia #retro #2000s #cartoonnetwork #ben10

Trippy Cloaking Ghost Cats from Outer Space #blackcats #ghosts

Look, it was 1984. The Last Starfighter didn't quite nail handling the only black character in the film. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

I-376 @ MM 70.6 (COUNTY JAIL) 🕒 9:42 PM - 9:43 PM ET (3x speed) 🌡️ 68°F | Drizzle 📍: 40.433880,-79.993940

Kyle Kirkwood sends it deep and gets passed Palou for P1 What a move!! Wow Andretti could have a 1-2-3 here if they didn't suck on Pit Lane today. #Indycar

I'm Your Huckleberry Exotic Snacks Indy available now on Cole TV youtu.be/nyizjcU_wcM?... #coletv #imyourhuckleberry #foodie #foodtry #mukbang

Join Team LOOK for the #LondontoBrighton Cycle Ride this September and take on one of the UK’s most iconic cycling events. From city streets to seaside views, every mile you ride will help visually impaired young people build confidence, make connections and feel less alone. 👉 buff.ly/BNgUdXm

#TheHearthkin #FreshConcepts #ArtChallenge #digitalcollage

Day 465 - Cutting gasoline prices 50% by 19 JAN 2026 ? Just another broken promise. This video shows trump making that promise on 10 October 2024 at the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit Michigan. He also promised to NOT allow cuts to Medicaid/Medicare, and to lower grocery prices on day 1. Nope.

La vraie raison du conflit en UKRAINE ! Juan Branco - 18/10/2025 #branco #économie #politique #avocat #média

Good job, Santiago👏🏼👏🏼 Mike Wallace would be proud

Got a sneak peek at Palo Pinto Mountains State Park and it’s going to be incredible! This park is still under construction, but once it opens, it’ll be a must-visit. We must continue to invest in preserving our natural beauty for everyone to enjoy. Check tpwd.texas.gov/state-parks/... for updates.

My opponents want you to believe that I’m a kid with no life experience or business running for Congress. Yes, I’m young, but I actually have more legislative experience than any of them because I was elected to the N.H. House at just 22 years old. #nhpolitics #congress #politics #newhampshire #nh01

The Worst Toilet In Scotland #5WordCringe

CD-5 Democrat candidate forum tonight. 19/24 candidates there. Some good moments, but too much empty politics as usual. I don't care about your favorite #football team, I care about #housing, #jobs, hungry #kids and supporting families. You want my vote, come with #solutions

Well educated ... but unemployed? 👉 https://gres.hm/out-reach Prof Professor Daniel Susskind* explores frictional tech unemployment: work exists, but people can’t access it—skills gaps, location, and identity mismatches. *also of ‪King's College London‬

Visualizing the world’s stories 🌍 #ophoc #ophoc #media #news #perspective #journalism #comingsoon #medialiteracy #newsmedia #bias

A trail camera placed in their shelter pen revealed nighttime play between the brother-sister duo, Tarragon & Valerian. But don’t let this sweet sight make you forget about their mischievous sides... they later removed the strap from this trail camera and cached it in their straw! #wolfhaven

🎨🚀 Unleashing a brand-new gallery inspired by the iconic Jessie from Toy Story! Dive into this playful fusion of nostalgia and artistry where creativity knows no bounds. 🌟✨ Explore my Patreon for FREE SFW galleries, or join our exclusive circle for the NSFW magic! 💃 Sign up with code

We do not care if he is GUILTY!

Nick's arms...WTFrick! 😲🫨 #heman #nick #workout #feralfriday Credit to original creator of clips

Darktide #CLIP

This is the full video on my question and answer with Vice President J.D. Vance. It’s unusual for national public figures to take questions from local reporters like this, it was very much appreciated!

Lots of time to think about our DUMB decisions 😅🕹️ twitch.tv/thatpunk_ #gaming #retrogaming #queerstreamer #megaman #twitch

HASAN DOES NOT CARE ABOUT FASCISM

Serving military personnel have been left waiting for driving tests for too long. I asked the Government for the statement in solving the ongoing impasse.

Thank you to everyone who joined us yesterday at Andrew Hayden Park for Police Week in the West District!🚓☀️🩵 ~ Merci à tous ceux et celles qui se sont joints à nous hier au parc Andrew Haydon pour la Semaine de la police dans le district Ouest! 🚓🩵☀️

🎤Morgan, Cathryn and Anson Williams compare John Lennon stories🎤 💥Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts --> youtu.be/scqJOkZOq5w open.spotify.com/episode/3a5v... #2bitchesfromtexas #AnsonWilliams #HappyDays #JohnLennon

We don’t leave anyone behind. The community came together, played, laughed — and raised $2,400 that went 100% to the families at 207 Dyckman who lost everything. Just neighbors taking care of neighbors.

Access to capital can be the difference between securing a great real estate opportunity and missing out. #RealEstateInvesting #InvestmentCapital #RealEstateFinance #BuiltLending www.linkedin.com/pulse/matchi...

Hungary's PM: We won't veto just to veto For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The media is once again spending countless hours talking about Joe Biden's health while largely ignoring Trump's obvious physical & mental decline. Trump hasn't been seen on live TV in a week, yet nobody in Washington seems interested in asking why. Why doesn't the same standard apply?

Al Wousta TV United Arab Emirates (AE) #AlWoustaTV #UnitedArabEmirates

Most AI models just predict the next pixel to build a narrative or an image. Gemini Omni is different. Gemini Omni has an intuitive understanding of forces like gravity, kinetic energy, and fluid dynamics for more realistic movements that follow real-world logic.

Amaro showed some of the animation updates for AOKAKI, improving the Mecha Hand readability and refreshing older assets to match the current art style. 🎮 See more: www.reddit.com/r/godot/comm... #godotengine #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Gaming History for May 8th - Undivine!

The demolition of Sheraton Crossroads Hotel in Mahwah, New Jersey Original post

Ukrainian drones struck the Progress plant in Michurinsk, Tambov region. The facility produces high-tech equipment for aviation and missile control systems, including gyro motors and sensors for Kh-101 and Kh-59 cruise missiles, as well as civilian electronics and pipeline equipment.

In this cozy game you help people regain control of their lives! #neatthegamecreator #cozygames #cozygamer #gaming #Indiegames

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