Jimmy Fallon just used every NBA team nickname in a short monologue about Traitor Trump, and it's the best thing I've seen on the internet today. As a hoops fan, this Mouthy Renegade Writer approves. And GO SPURS! 🏀

Maggie's impression of Trump's doctor at Walter Reed, yesterday. "Oh! I said annual, not anal."😆

Man, he nailed it. Couldn't agree more.😅

MAGA voters in 2024 vs. the Trump criminal regime in 2026. Nicole is brilliantly hilarious on this one.

Good Lord, it's the transitioning Teletubby on testosterone shots, back with more of his stupid bullshit. Smashly Furniture is going to be your president soon, MAGA. Once the Crypt Keeper is finally rotted all the way through. What a fucking nerd.🙄

Nicole, as Don Jr, freaking out about his dad choosing not to attend his wedding. She nailed it. And who gives a shit, anyway? Who would want that bloated, disgusting tub of guts to show up and ruin their wedding? Leave Sleepy Don-Zales at home. They'll be divorced in a year, anyway.🖕😆🖕

And on the 8th day, White MAGA Jesus created Grindr. And Nicole's homophobic husband in this skit said it was good.😅

Nicole goes off on Michael, here. And it's hilarious, as always. Most men should think twice before commenting on women's social media pages. And then do the opposite of what they initially feel they should do. Don't fucking post. Nobody wants to read your ignorance, Fellas.

Maggie, cosplaying as God Herself, has some things to clear up. Pay attention, you MAGA fuckwits.

The next time a MAGA calls you a Libtard on one of your posts, just drop this one on them:

#Rocket Florian Xhekaj bounces on loose puck and sets up Laurent Dauphin for shorthanded goal vs #Marlies Assists: Xhekaj #GoRocket #AHL #Hockey #GoHabsGo

Overnight, Ukrainian attack drones targeted the “Nevinnomyssky Azot” chemical plant in russia’s Stavropol Krai 🇺🇦💪 Russians are complaining about the lack of air defense systems ☺️ #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #UkrainianDrone #Drone #NevinnomysskyAzot #ChemicalPlant #StavropolKrai

A Ukrainian AI-powered turret for intercepting drones has undergone combat testing 🇺🇦💪 The Minister of Defense said that Ukraine continues to develop “small-scale” air defense systems to protect both military personnel and civilians from UAV attacks #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #AIPoweredTurret

Cavs beat Pistons in Game 7 to move on to the Conference Finals #nba #nbaeurope #basketball #basket #cavaliers #nbasky

G🌻🌻D Day to you. 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚁𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚁𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍.𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔.𝚌𝚘𝚖 #𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚝𝚑𝚎𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚝. ♻️ 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚁𝚎𝚞𝚜𝚎 #𝙳𝚘𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝙳.𝙾.𝚃. 🟢𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚙. 🌏🌍🌎 #SustainableLiving #GoGreen

G'Morn #HistoricalScribes of the #BlueCrew Fleet on #TheBSKY GM @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social #W/HarmToNoneW/iLOVEdoAsYeWill תודה רבה Gratias Tibi Ago شكراً جزيلاً For Existing! 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBWY‼️ AM(ÉEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USA's-Constitution&Jesus Pillars to YHWH|JEHOVAH|ALLAH‼️‼️‼️ 🧚🦊🗺️🌺🐝🎼❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🎭🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

DEL PIOMBO AND THE LOST MASTERS is an epic time-travel music thriller about a bedroom producer who breaks through centuries to work with the greatest composers in history. And the war he starts by doing it. Part One and Part Two available now on Amazon. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G7MNDG57 #newbook #scifi

Aaron Parnas: #f'djt #Grifter #Felon #PedoFührer

Looks like this comet has been caught in the act of reversing its spin… No aliens needed! iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3... #astronomy #astrophotography #nature #news #science #scicomm

Cool new results from the Webb telescope on colliding dwarf galaxies! iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3... #astronomy #cosmiccollisions #news

For the record, this is how I'm normally greeted in Carson City. The anonymous poster is an outlier. #NVLeg

#wrestling #ballsack #nsfw

Life's been good to Jack Black 🎶 #OfficeHoursLive

Grandpa Trump sleeps while Hegseth stumbles, perhaps drunkenly, through an embarrassment of a memorial day address. No wonder Iran was able to use Lego cartoons to beat the US at war.

You never know what the @RoostersWorldJA family will share next! 👀🦉 Big up @chadii_don for this clip of a barn owl showing interest in budgies in a cage. What do you think was going on here? 🤔 Keep sharing your observations!

Early one morning during Ramadan, Sahara and her family had to flee their home. Amid airstrikes, they sought safety in Beirut, in a school turned into a makeshift shelter. There, they received vital support from local organizations. Her story: https://bit.ly/3PP05cA

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Waterford’s superb win away against Cork 🔥 This result came after beating Kerry away in Round 1 - they are on a roll! 🤯 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

Ana Kasparian points out that Democratic Senators Rosen ($7.6M), Schumer ($6.4M), and Cortez Masto ($3.2M) voted against blocking military sales. She demonstrates that the financial influence of donor groups is the primary driver of 2026 foreign policy. 📉⚖️

Yoooooo cats! #drawing #wiggly #wednesday WIGGLY WEDNESDAY!

Dr. Oz said moms need to be healthy enough for “the most creative thing the universe knows — making babies.” Not healthy enough to live full lives. Not healthy enough to thrive. Just healthy enough to reproduce. That’s the entire maternal health agenda in one sentence.

austria_globalsumud on insta 3d ago Auch Agata war als Teil der österreichischen Delegation mehrere Tage in israelischer Geiselhaft.Sie erzählt v.ihren Erfahrungen mit Hass u.Gewalt durch die israelischen Soldaten+vom Leid der Palästinenser:innen,die niemanden haben,der sie aus dieser Hölle befreit.

Shiny Recap #80 #pokemonstreamer #nintendogames #streamer #twitch #twitchstreamer #pokemon #shiny #shinyhunt #shinypokemon #shinyhunting #shinyhunter #shinydex #streaming #nintendo #shinyhunting #promosky #ShinyPokemonStreamer #shinypokemonhunting

Becerra or Steyer? asif.tv "California sets the tone for the rest of the country and the 2026 gubernatorial race is starting to heat up. Many progressives in California are still deciding between @xavierbecerra.bsky.social & @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social Becerra🌈 www.instagram.com/reel/DYs-Kvs...

El Gobierno Vasco defiende otra forma de evaluación científica: menos burocracia, más calidad y diversidad, y mayor bienestar del personal investigador. El Foro Experto ha realizado una serie de aportaciones para mejorar los sistemas de evaluación. +info👉 www.irekia.euskadi.eus/es/news/1105...

The #Fishing #Cat 🐟🐱🐈😻is #vulnerable in #India 🇮🇳 and #Thailand 🇹🇭 They are edging closer to #extinction from #palmoil #deforestation and hunting. Take action for them when you shop! #Boycottpalmoil 🌴🪔☠️🤮🧐❌ #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2022/12/01/f...

That's true. And you not only kiss the ring, but you hook a leash around your next for him to hold... Take Daniel Zimmerman for example, who lied before Congress about the Iran war, because... he's afraid.

That's a relief, it means I can continue to indulge in living by wearing ≥FFP2 respirators because they are not "masks" ... 🙄🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks #NameAndNormalise #NoFalseEquivalence ...

London Mayor #SirSadiqKhan has completed the Hajj pilgrimage and shared a special message for #Eid and #Hajj with Muslims living in London from the Kaaba.

Every day I count my blessings, among them, to have a house to clean, and people to clean it for.

Software Stock Rally, European Economic Shifts, and Citadel’s Court Ruling #finance #economy #business #markets

OMG Lindsey... via www.instagram.com/p/DY7u4ufvXe...

#apple #intel #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-06/us/Business/es/bs/¿Apple-Abandona-TSMC-Intel-y-AMD-se-Disparan-en-una-Masiva-Reorganización-de-Chips-de-IA/1267930

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I wrote this 2 years ago. How is it possibly more true now than it was then?

bookish opinions. have i offended anyone? #book #books #BookTok #bookish #BookishThoughts

#Iran has too many reasons to: Only children play #Lego.

Happy New Year!🎊🎆 Did you know that most states and empires only last around 250 years before they change, fall apart, or get absorbed into something bigger?.

Trump At War

ELC Executive Director @bob-kim.bsky.social discusses his March 25 public testimony urging the NJ Legislature to support Gov. Sherrill’s school funding proposals for FY27 and renew the current funding formula. Follow us for more information about NJ public education funding!

Today is the last day of Amplify Austin, Central Texas’ largest annual event of giving, organized by I Live Here I Give Here. There’s still time to give and invest in the organizations strengthening our city by going to AmplifyAustin.org! #AmplifyAustin #ATXGives #SupportLocal #GiveBack

(1/2) Jewelbox (1992) by Rodney & Brenda Jacks (Micro Imagineering) and published by Varcon Systems. Classic puzzle setup. You match 3 gems of the same colorto clear them and possibly make a combo. Score based. Turns out it’s actually a clone of another game I didn't know called Columns, by Sega.

🌬️ January winds are harsh, but your routine can stay simple. Dynamiclear Rapid works with just one application, no reapplying required, for dependable cold sore relief. #ONEANDDONE Find us on Amazon, or at your local pharmacy! #DynamiclearRapid #ColdSoreRelief

Simple gesture, strong message: A Des Moines woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, marked the anniversary of her decision to choose life over suicide by spreading kindness through heartfelt notes and monetary gifts to strangers. Todd Magel has the story: https://t.ly/AHASo 

Looking forward to the blood moon tonight

Women can achieve anything in the world except consistent vitamins D Iron and B12 levels.

Or Michael?

WHITE AND BLUE: See it here first. The Binghamton Police Department is starting to move away from the plain black vehicle design that so many agencies have been using in recent years. Watch the video and read details in this WNBF News story: wnbf.com/binghamton-p...

For today I have the puzzle/minigame system of the game! I wanted to be able to do puzzles that were a bit more complex than just finding something avoiding the enemy since that was a small problem my last game had. #godotEngine #godot #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #survivalhorror

📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] 🗣️ "We gotta keep playing defense this way, this will win us the game... our offense will always catch up..." Karl-Anthony Towns, taking charge of the huddle […] [Original post on momostr.pink]

30 years ago.... my word... Great debut album! "Renee" is one of my fav songs ever. It's a sad jam... I love this line.... 🗣️She wants to be a lawyer.. in other words shorty studies law…