Collins: “Do you think that there should be height and weight restrictions on which members of the military can come?” Jennings: “I asked the white house is this true? And I was told: fake news.” Collins: “There is literally a memo.” Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

We are the laughingstock of the world. Everything is a distraction.

Here’s the one secret the Deep State doesn’t want you to know: If you beat up a cop, smeared feces on the walls, or just swiped a podium from the Capitol, you may be entitled to millions of dollars in damages. Apply to the Trump slush fund.

Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White, has agreed to perform songs and exorcisms at his America’s Fyre Festival 250. Her demands are that he doesn’t try to grab her cat and a few bags of cash.

It’s just stunning. The White House trailer park.

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on him and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

When Fox is admitting it ….

“The fake news keeps repeating their BS that my dad didn’t show up at my wedding. Well, here’s proof he did.” — Con Junior

Donald Trump lays a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. “Donnie, are you okay?”

Stephen Colbert’s replacement, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ratings have dropped 85%. Good job, CBS. 👏 www.thedailybeast.com//obsessed/co...

Join us for the next SynapTiC webinar on Tuesday, 24 March at noon, with Nicolas Tritsch. douglas.research.mcgill.ca/calendar/ent... *** Participer au prochain webinaire SynapTic le mardi 24 mars à midi, avec Nicolas Tritsch. douglas.research.mcgill.ca/fr/calendrie...

Make hugs, not war!

“All he knows about Canada is Carney and Gretzky?” 😄🇨🇦 @trueeager.bsky.social reacts to Trump’s apparent Canada knowledge 🦫👇 There might be more to learn 👇 Full Episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FQ3... #cdnpoli #Canada #politics

Thank you to the incredible witnesses who gave brave and powerful testimony at my hearing on Trump’s attacks on TPS. Together, we will continue to stand up to Trump’s mass deportation agenda and fight for an immigration system that actually works.

Episode 164—Snipers! Americans fighting in Ukraine, the evolution of the tank, Eric’s book on sniping, and more! Listen and watch on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5I8R... Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/sHS5vOkXzlU

HNMT affects histamine breakdown, which influences muscle tone, nerve signaling, and pain sensitivity. In scoliosis, altered histamine metabolism may increase muscle tension and discomfort despite stable X-rays. The curve isn’t the whole story. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

Bandai Bridge Niigata from Media Ship, Japan #Japan #Nippon

New podcast episode: OpenAI Faces $1B Lawsuit After Ignoring Shooting Flags Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

WHY is it so hard for the population of this planet to accept truth of true reality? people.com/al-gore-atta...

Of course. Our country has child marriage For Christ's sake. I had a convo 2day with bings copilot and im not eloquent or nothing but the robot is pause to read guyz there are some red states with no age you can marry a 1 year old.

Israel🇮🇱KNEW that Global Sumud Flotilla’s intl civilians would return home, show/report their bruises, broken ribs, sexual assault..& the world would do🚫! END COMPLICITY @ec.europa.eu SUSPEND the EU-IL AA @kajakallas.bsky.social @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu @afp.com

🚨 Weekend Review Clip 🚨 The lads discuss Ballyhale Shamrocks’ impressive win at the weekend and whether they could be contenders again! Can Ballyhale win the All-Ireland again this year? 🏆 #gaa #gaelicgames #hurling #kilkenny

Unionize Texas! ✊🏽 Workers at Graphic Packaging International in Waco just voted to form a union with @steelworkers.bsky.social so they can have a voice in the workplace. If you’d like to form a union, visit texasaflcio.org/form-union

#jessewilliams #alejandraonieva #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-08/us/Entertainment/en/bs/United-States-actor-Jesse-Williams-quietly-marries-co-star/1270369

Audio The Jam A Town Called Malice

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez told people to vote for the Democratic opponent of the Zionist Jews control Hollywood lady, Maureen Galindo. Guess who was unhappy about that? Hasan Piker.

Arresting reporters is what dictators do. Period. This should scare everyone. #Trump #donlemon #dictatorship #1A #reporting

Rocky and I met at Ember earlier this month - a powerful gathering in Oakland 🎙️ The Sacred Slope episode with on @1946themovie.bsky.social is out now: youtu.be/tzMuKhEPA8s?... 🎬 Watch, host a watch party, or get the film here: watch.eventive.org/1946themovie... #deconstruction #lgbtq

Today on #WorldNTDDay, we’re reinforcing our commitment to helping eliminate neglected tropical diseases (NTDs) through our new three-year project with the END Fund. Their expertise means they are ideally placed to deliver this project, helping towards eliminating NTDs 🙌#UniteActEliminate #EndNTDs

What Epstein investigation? There was never an Epstein investigation per se; any talk of one will dissipate shortly under my watchful eye. This department has been mismanaged, and I’ll be getting it back on track

#politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky #Democrats

If your agency needs days to answer basic performance questions… They’re not managing your account daily. Real operators already know the numbers. #ProteanDigital #PaidAdsStrategy #AgencyLife #EcommerceGrowth

Trump froze billions in funding for health care, education, housing, and food assistance — and working families are already feeling the impact. Our state has the tools to fight back by taxing corporations and the wealthy. Tell your state legislators 📧 https://ow.ly/I13x50YrBuv

I’m Taylor Wettach, running to be your next State Auditor. I will fight for Iowan taxpayers and demand accountability, integrity, and transparency in our government. #Iowa #Politics

Seeing red when you brush? Bleeding gums are telling you all is not well in your mouth. Lets talk about it this Talking Teeth Thursday. FB 7pm. Tips on what to do...and what not to do. #talkingteeththursday #growingsmilesuk #oralhealth #SelfCare #GumHealth #oralhealthforoverallhealth

Sorting out HVAC returns on site. The plans give you the math, but the site gives you the reality. 🛠️📐 #Construction #Renovation

Operação Varredura da Cosen recuperou energia desviada por “gatos” suficiente para abastecer Mossoró por 24 horas.

Limiting screen time helps kids learn how to manage their online habits, build healthier digital routines, and rediscover the joys of unstructured play! #ScreenTimeBalance #HealthyHabits #ParentingWins #OurPact

💔 Russia is turning Kostyantynivka into ruins. Once a living city in Ukraine’s Donetsk region, it is now being destroyed day after day by glide bombs, artillery, and drones. Entire streets are burning out, and residential buildings are collapsing. 📹 khyzhak.brigade/Instagram

Following last week's announcements that The Home Office will cease issuing study visas to Afghan nationals to prevent them from claiming asylum, I raised the fact that gender apartheid is currently taking place in Afghanistan & asked what hope there is for other students to complete their studies.

Iranians shouting opposition slogans from their windows resulting in the muslim dictatorship soldiers shooting at them

🗣️ A scientist finds randomness thrilling?! Dr. Kamau Bobb from Spelman College says the 💥Second Law of Thermodynamics💥 is his favorite STEM concept. #Entropy touches everything—from systems to life itself. 🎥 Watch and tell us your favorite scientific concept. #STEM #Spelman #HBCU #WeHBSeeUTV #QEM

У Чистых прудов продают студию 8 м² за 3,8 млн рублей. Внутри — кушетка, мини-стол, стул, имитация окна и отдельный санузел с душем 🔸 Имитация жизни

Trump’s new Defense plan quietly outlines a “National Guard response force” trained in crowd control and civil unrest, to be deployed across all 50 states by April 2026. Let that sink in. They’re not preparing to leave office; they’re preparing to lock the country down.

What’s it like hanging out with me.

What a cracking gig t’other week at The Artisan Tap* in Stoke with The Fire Doors (aka @fieldmusicmusic.bsky.social ). Stupendous versions of those old Doors classics… Nice pint of Three Tuns beer in there, too.

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT TONIGHT at 10 on SOPBS: Independent Lens: Keep Quiet and Forgive A child sexual assault survivor challenges Amish traditions that silence abuse in their communities, helping others seek justice.

it’s a disease tom #fyp #therapyhumor #katwilliams #intervention

🚨 A woman called the police on her Hispanic neighbors, the Reyes Guzman family, 14 times and demanded that ICE deport them. She claimed they were “illegal” Mexicans who “couldn’t afford” to live next to her, and she was caught on camera using racist slurs. 📍In Pearland, Texas,

Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita has appealed a decision granting religious exceptions to the state’s near-total abortion ban

I believe their answer was that they are a rapist and would not call them a man or a woman.

Its pride month, I can make my ass jiggle as much as I want

"Ten year ago under the Conservative government I was a part of, support for separation was zero." Poilievre asked what the impact would be for Alberta leaving- he says it would be "bad", adding that PM Mark Carney needs to take responsibility and explain how he'll unite everyone.

#meanwhile ... somewhere in China 🇨🇳

La ministre de la Santé Stéphanie Rist a annoncé un nouveau système de prise en charge permettant aux jeunes de trouver une consultation en moins de 48 heures.

Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🍎 STILL WEEKEND

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Elon Musk’s SpaceX announces that it intends to make its stock market debut next week at a $1.77 trillion valuation. The highly-anticipated initial public offering is expected to be the largest ever and will raise $75 billion in fresh cash for the company.