Grab some tissues and enjoy the world premiere of an unreleased track from Puddles Pity Party written by our very own Tim Heidecker, featuring Harper Simon, Vic Berger IV & Tim. Get more from this episode including a performance of "America Today" from Puddles only at patreon.com/officehourslive

UPDATE! Libelous liar Alex Jones is full of shit! Get the rest of this breaking story at youtube.com/live/C3dD3Cx6-9I

Useful idiot Joe Rogan was easily distracted by rotten egg Rep. Tim Burchett’s nothing-burger UFO bullsh*t. Meanwhile, our guest @flyinglotus has the real evidence! Huge thanks to @officialrmbrown for breaking this Rogan coverage. 🫡

The reason John C. Reilly always wears hats 🎩 #OfficeHoursLive

Hey cat lovers, did you fuck up and get a kitty that looks like a certain disgraced German dictator? Then you need Dedolf, the Kitler fur whitening cream! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Shots fired! Tim had a shocking update on our 10 Year Anniversary No Pay Wall Party 🎉 Check out the CENSORED version at youtube.com/watch?v=m7ucaL8LzS0 (thanks Phil!) OR the UNCENSORED version at patreon.com/officehourslive

We ❤️ our bald men with facial hair! Zoom in any time 😛🧑‍🦲 Watch more from this week's episode of Office Hours with special guests Harper Simon and Puddles Pity Party at youtube.com/live/O-P-nL5fYDI OR get an extra hour of the show at patreon.com/officehourslive with a FREE 7-day trial.

Antevas – the Soros-funded, vegan-friendly antifascist sandals! 🩴 #CityoftheDaySponsor

NKOTB x Bob Dylan when? 🤔 Hear more boy band deep dives with Joey McIntyre on the latest episode of Office Hours! Watch now at vist.ly/567gz or enjoy a FREE 7-day trial to patreon.com/officehourslive.

The rumors are true: we are Hollywood elites, obsessed with Satan and we drink Adrenochrome (except Wendi McLendon-Covey, who is just our in studio guest)! Get all the tea about Infowars, Alex Jones and more on this week’s episode of Office Hours at youtube.com/live/fdEiZqwbN2E

“We have now entered into a new world.” Economist and author Branko Milanovic discusses sanctions, economic coercion, and the shifting global order shaping today’s world. Stay tuned for the full conversation from The Great Global Transformation. @stone-lis.bsky.social

Happy #Caturday! 🐾 Want to immortalize your cat in a video game? ONLY WITH US! 🐈‍⬛🚀 The Astro Burn Kickstarter is LIVE, and you can get your own fur baby featured inside the game. Make your cat a cosmic star! 🌌✨ Link in bio #AstroBurn #EarlyAccess #IndieDev #gamingnews #OutNow

So beautiful. In all seriousness, it actually is.

What manner of sorcery is this? The curtains are sprouting tails.. and paws. 😸🥰 #cat #cute

Auswandern bleibt das Ass im Ärmel. Meine Fresse nochmal. Diese Nation muss endlich sterben! Deutschland muss sterben! Das Land der Richter und Henker muss sterben!

Across the country, Democrats are delivering major election wins at every level. Republicans are afraid - and they should be. It's clear as day: Democrats WILL take back the country in 2026, and deliver a better future for American families.

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) stars #TomCruise and #NicoleKidman in a psychological drama about jealousy, desire, and a secret society hidden beneath the surface of everyday life. It's arriving on #4KUHD later this year. www.releases.com/p/Eyes-Wide-...

This #OpenAccessWeek, we’re highlighting our Open Synthesis Network: a real-time, open-science platform where students worldwide tackle real drug discovery challenges, contributing to research for neglected diseases while gaining hands-on experience in open, collaborative science. #OAWeek

New video is live! 🎥🧠 We’re discussing a powerful new article: “Undernutrition in Acquired Brain Injury Rehabilitation: A Retrospective GLIM Exploration.” Watch now and join the conversation #neuronurses #neurorehab

A fierce showdown unfolds as a feral dog challenges a snow leopard for a meal. But does the dog stand a chance against the apex predator of Central Asia?

Local hospitals, urgent care, clinics, and long-term care facilities will cut services and may even shut down. All because of the cuts to Medicaid in the one big ugly cruel bill that Rep. Mike Lawler voted for. - Joe Mayhew, CWA Local 1103

Williams misses the three but this was great ball movement from the Thunder, Spurs did a great job scrambling but the Thunder still found a clean look.

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Kirby Dach scores for the Montreal Canadiens on a wrist shot (03:30 remaining in the the 2nd period). #GoHabsGo

✨ It’s happening! ✨The 4th ESSPD Summer School has officially started 🎓📍In the beautiful hills of Parma, wonderful knowledge exchange is about to begin... 🎓🌿 Our students and faculty are ready to begin! 🤝 Stay tuned for a week full of science, collaboration & unforgettable moments! 💫

Oh, man. This drone is playing with fire at the Big Air ramp. I wouldn't want to be the drone operator who clips a snowboarder. #MilanoCortina2026

Forms of nature: the orchid 🌸

This week on the Jersey Oddcast, Joe jokingly claimed that Hammonton finally fixing West End Avenue was basically all because of him. Naturally, Gabe responded: “And the humility is something.” To which Joe immediately answered: “Always humility.” 😂 www.jerseyoddcast.com linktr.ee/jerseyoddcast

Ukraine’s SBS drones hit Russia’s ST-68 radar in Feodosia, a Pantsir-S1 near Novofedorivka, fuel rail tanks in Makiivka, depots in Mariupol and Rubizhne, a mobile fire group in Khriashchuvate and logistics across Donetsk, Zaporizhzhia and Luhansk. #Ukraine

Pete Hegseth and this entire White House have the THINNEST SKIN imaginable.

Hello, Daddy. Hello, Mom. I’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb. Carved Top Shelby TB2 short-scale in Cherry Bomb will be listed for sale as soon as Pam can take some pictures. 🤪 $2595 OffbeatGuitars.com #OffbeatGuitars #Luthier #Bass #Bassist #ShelbyBass #ShortScaleBass #CherryBomb #🍒💣

Russia 🇷🇺 Moscow A Russian military helicopter is seen lowering an anti aircraft system on top of a building in Moscow #Ukraine #Russia 🎥: Locals

May the images of this era in our history be a reminder that freedom isn’t free, make no mistake, our Constitutional rights are under attack. 🧵

Zohran Mamdani Daily Highlights 🔥🔥 #zohranmamdani #nyc #mayor #funny #fyp

@erik__schmitt, a Berlin-based director & visual #artist who creates playful visual #illusions that make everyday life feel a little more magical. Through a mix of #stopmotion & clever #camera work, he transforms ordinary objects, streets & city scenes into imaginative moments #Creative #film #art

Congrats Douchehausen! I’m sure you’ll have no shortage of human teeth coming in from the torture and trafficking regime just don’t accidentally grab your bag of blood money covered dicks!

The Greatest Gift to Humanity Why do we practice Yoga? It is the ultimate science for awakening your inner potential. Watch as Sri Nithyananda explains that Yoga was gifted directly to the world by Mahadeva to help us reach our peak potential. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned yogi, understan

Enhance Your Business Photography in Michigan #Michigan #Business #Photography

National News: March 5, 2026 Kristi Noem is out. Britney Spears has a brush with the law. Plus, thousands of Americans are leaving the Middle East. #Noem #BritneySpears

🌅 “La orilla de tus ojos” — F.C.Miranda 🎶 Una canción inspirada en la calma del Mediterráneo, los horizontes infinitos y las emociones que permanecen como el mar. 💙 🎧 Disponible en todas las plataformas musicales. #FCMiranda #LaOrillaDeTusOjos #MusicaNueva #Mediterraneo #benidorm

“Somehow he can’t find the money to pay for healthcare, but he can steal from you to pay off the criminals who stormed the Capitol.” – Governor Josh Shapiro

oh but I'm sneaky

How quickly it goes from attacker to victim of their own consequences.

Northern Flicker at the #HarrisBirdCam 🪶 02.10.26

Stephen A. Smith: You’re down in Texas and as a right-winger, you're about to go left because of what you're seeing? Voter: I'm gonna vote for Mr. Talarico, man, 100%. I haven't voted Democratic since I was 20 years old. James Talarico is a different deal. He speaks from the heart.

Autism dream

Hello London! It's been a while. S3E5 dropped on Thursday, have you checked it out yet? We were in Kirkby Lonsdale 😎✨❤️let me know what you think 👇will you visit? 🎄 www.sukany4.com/s3e5-michell...

"He’s got total Ron DeSantis vibes." –Sarah Longwell on JD Vance.

🌟 Jobs Alert! 🌟 Are you looking for a role at a supportive, community focused First Nation non-profit organization? Because FNIGC is hiring! Ready to make a difference? Learn more and apply here: https://ow.ly/FKyM50TwoEx

hey everyone i am live over on #twitch streaming More The Last Of Us Part1 lets goo #twitchstreamer #TwitchStreamers #twitchaffiliate #twitchtv #TheLastOfUsPart1 www.twitch.tv/slashermedia

After assault ARREST boyfriend starts GoFundMe for ILLEGAL ALIEN dad Campus Reform correspondent Sidney Jones discusses how the boyfriend of an individual accused in the assault of a TPUSA reporter has launched a GoFundMe to raise money for his illegal alien father. #illegalalien #tpusa #gofundme

❌ #Warning ‼️ 26-year-old #ImadHarounIshtayeh was killed after being shot by Israeli occupation forces while trying to cross the apartheid wall in the town of Al-Ram, north of occupied Jerusalem. He is from #SalemVillage, Nablus, the occupied #WestBank.

🇹🇷 Türkiye's Baykar has just unveiled a kamikaze drone that can fly 1,000 kilometres, locate targets without GPS, and work together in groups. It passed a test involving live firing before its public debut next week.

***sees announcement on LinkedIn that a company I was targeting just laid off a good chunk of their UX team***

Trump seems to think the First Amendment only applies when he likes what he hears. But the whole point of free speech and a free press is to protect criticism, dissent, and uncomfortable truths from government retaliation.

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In the difficult Kup'yansk direction, Legion operators of the 33rd Motorized Rifle Brigade hit 3 Russians, a tank, a Bukhanka and a motorcycle💥

The St. Petersburg Economic Forum: where human traffickers and conspiracy theorists are the new "economic experts." 🧵 1/5 ⬇️

Toyama City, Japan #Japan #Nippon

TNT Champion "The Jet" Kevin Knight... is now in the Don Callis Family? #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Join us on the Boston Pride Tour: a roadmap for exploring queer, trans, and nonbinary legacies across our city! Thank you so much to Club Cafe, Queer History Boston, and Dani’s Queer Bar for bringing us along for the ride.