ONE LAST #HALLOWEEN JOKE, TO CELEBRATE ALL SOULS DAY TODAY. The Count shares a story about the Invisible Man... who just needed some Rolaids, it seems. (Hey, souls are "invisible," right? So this ties in perfectly to the occasion!) #humor #comedy #funny #joke #Dracula #AllSoulsDay

Don’t Fret the Fools and the F-ups — instead, keep Fighting, making Fun, and getting into good trouble! Here’s our latest round of home-made, Laugh-In style “Quickies,” including Tyrone, pickles, hot dogs, bath tubs, bear jokes, and more! #Epstein #Musk #parody #humor #laugh #news #politics #Russia

SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION OF OUR HOME-MADE, LAUGH-IN STYLE “QUICKIES.” Featuring The Count doing eerie poetry; Charlie being chased by a mob down a hotel hallway; Walter Gruntrite in the newsroom; animal music; Tiny Tim yodeling; and more! Enjoy! #Halloween #humor #comedy #LaughIn #Frankenstein

Captain Peter Paul Portside reporting for duty, offering an amusing little sea shanty on the subject of #Greenland . Enjoy!

CAGE MATCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE? C’mon, America! You’re better than this. Just the latest embarrassing, odiferous distraction from Epstein, Iran, and all the rest of Agent Orange’s messes. #Iran #Epstein #cagematch #UFC #WhiteHouse

It’s Monday! You know what that means. For tonight’s edition of Laugh In style Quickies, we have Wolfgang in the trenches, Tony Kumquat, air traffic control guy & more! #humor #parody #satire #fanfiction #LaughIn #airports #Iran #war #NewarkAirport #Epstein

OK, BlueSky friends, just gotta get this off my chest. Our little “Charlie Chaplin” takeoff was posted yesterday on TikTok as part of a “Laugh In Quickies” piece. But TikTok restricted it for alleged “violence and gore.” Seems to me no more offensive than a Looney Tunes cartoon. What do you think?

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. A thought for the day. Honestly now, why are they working so hard to distract and cover up? #Epstein

Another Monday, another Laugh-In night! Here's the latest crop of fresh-grown, home-made scenes from our very own #fanfiction fabricators. Featuring Gary the Announcer, Ben Franklin & more. It's been a rough year, so have a few laughs on us! #humor #parody #satire #funny #LaughIn #ElonMusk #Tesla

With #StephenColbert going away soon, somebody’s gotta keep up the funny stuff. So here’s a new mini-drama-dy, starring Charlie and the Creature from DC’s new blue lagoon. Enjoy! #parody #LaughIn #reflectingpool #news #satire #Creature #WashìngtonDC #WashingtonMonument

Grant @markhamillofficial.bsky.social TV Show: The Boondocks Episode: Mr. Medicinal Year: 2010 This was a cameo voiceover by Mark Hamill in Adult Swim's The Boondocks. #TheBoondocks #AdultSwim

🎄 Once UPun a Christmas: Day 13! 🎄 We’re continuing our countdown to Christmas with some seriously crackers’ jokes from our staff & clients to bring on the holiday cheer. 😆 Today’s dose of Christmas fun comes courtesy of Helen from Online Learning College.

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Not to mention, gunning down people for trying to help a tear gassed victim, or saying "I'm not mad at you."

A major water line on Utah Street was struck in the town of Livingston, affecting both wells that supply the entire town, officials said. Read more: https://www.wbrz.com/news/major-water-line-struck-on-utah-street-in-town-of-livingston-all-government-offices-closed 

Graduate Teacher of Geography, City of London School. Closes: 08/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/zpesh7. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

War? FAILED. Deal? REJECTED. Economy? DON’T ASK. Epstein files? BURIED. Aliens? THIS is trumps LAST CARD, and it’s a JOKER.

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The Pistons were down 24 early in the 2nd half. They have completely turned this around. After this 3 they are on a 45-13 run over the last 15 minutes! #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

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🤫 National Giro-graphic... #GirodItalia

AI can improve speed, workflow, and data analysis in healthcare. But experience, intuition, and clinical judgment built through years of patient care are still incredibly difficult to replace. #AIinHealthcare #ArtificialIntelligence #HealthcareInnovation

music to BOOK, a flight to an alien planet to📚⚡️'s #boombapbeats #boombap #beats #hiphop #madewithni #music #instrumental

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Less foundation, more glow! ☀️ My spring beauty secret is Bellawell's Vitamin C Serum. After a month of use, my dark spots are fading and my base is brighter than ever. Your skin wants to breathe—give it the support it needs to shine! ✨ #SkincareRoutine #NaturalGlow #Bellawell #VitaminC #HealthySkin

The government’s public consultation on hunting is a pivotal moment for animal welfare, and we’re here in today in Westminster making sure the government can see the strength of feeling from people who want change.

⭕Scènes apocalyptiques dans plusieurs villes du Sud du #Liban ce matin. Les frappes #Israéliennes s’intensifient, les autorités #Libanaises sont silencieuses.

Cool video of the Artemis II Orion capsule separating from the European Service Module. This footage is from the GoPro HERO4 Black cameras installed on the ESM's solar arrays. The wobble in the second shot is from the jolt imparted to the ESM as Orion separates. Credit: NASA

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This message from him meant so much to me because I truly did feel like I was in the minority… But being in a room filled with supporters in this extremely red pocket of Georgia gave me hope. What a fantastic man he is and I really do hope Shawn get a win in April and then in November!

POV: The intro is too beautiful to hit "Skip Intro." ✨ It completely sets the mood for the chaotic, misfit energy of the entire series. Are you someone who skips the intro, or do you watch it every single time? #TheWonderfools #TitleSequence #RetroAesthetic #NetflixSeries #KDrama

Elizabeth Yee, VP of Program Strategy at Rockefeller Foundation is #EmPowered — using her voice to remind us that clean, reliable energy is key to ensuring everyone can learn, earn and thrive. Together, we’re advancing #SDG7 and building pathways for inclusive growth. ⚡ #EmPowerGrowth

Birds cheat on each other (a lot)! If you like birds you’ll love my new book — The Forest Year: Finding Hope in a World Worth Saving — which is available for preorder! Plz preorder from your local indie bookseller or at EthanTapper.com/forestyear #bird #birds #wildlife #nature #science #stem

I have been continuously updating the game i have been creating the new 2D mmorpg. #indiedev

Dein Job kotzt dich an? Versprechen wie Sand am Meer – aber am Ende nur leere Taschen? Dann hör gut zu: Wir suchen Top-Vertriebler für Wärmepumpen! In Glasow und Königs Wusterhaus... #FörderungWärmepumpe #Glasow

🥗 Das Superfood, das China jeden Tag isst: WoSun 🤪 Zutaten: – WoSun – Sesam – Öl – Sojasoße – Chili – Knoblauch – gelber Ingwer – Baum-Ohr-Pilze

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Geld ist niemals neutral. Sondern es wirkt, je nachdem wie wir es einsetzen: Podcast mit @beyond-ideology.bsky.social

Any kid was hit&run by vehicle&say they're bad 1&let vehicle hit them by running fast&made everyone worry in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Fast& Furious, Wednesday, Squid Game, Last of Us, GTA, Star Wars, One Piece? Kid:It's was me who's bad. Run so fast&only then let car hit me. It made everyone worry.

Edinburgh. Saltires for Palestine. #FreePalestine

While STEMI care has made significant advancements in the past two decades, challenges remain with heart failure and mortality risks. Watch experts discuss how they're addressing these obstacles, starting with achieving complete reperfusion in the Cath lab. www.tctmd.com/Advancing-ST...

In beta and need of testers! skysweep.app Sign in via Bluesky OAuth. Safe and secure. Revoke permissions at any time. Has a bunch of new and useful creator tools including post performance as you can see below. #nsfw #adultcreator #adultcontentcreator #sexworker #sexworkersaturday #swSaturday

Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era releases next week. This is a dream come true for so many of us here at Hooded Horse, who have played & loved this series from the start. We can't wait to share it with you! 📅 April 30 🕒 6 AM PDT | 3 PM CEST store.steampowered.com/app/3105440/...

Hegseth sat before Congress and couldn't acknowledge what this war is costing Americans. When the Secretary of Defense refuses to answer for the price of war, the American people can't make informed judgments. Transparency is the foundation of democracy.

BLOCK off your Wednesday and Saturday nights because we've got two more at home this week 😏

#TankUpdate This is the 10 gallon that's actually closer to 7. Sweet pea, the golden mystery snail and Murf, the ivory mystery snail, are still doing well. The Livebearers are feisty, the Ember Tetras are stoic as ever, and there's a healthy population of both shrimp and bladder snails. #🐌 #🐟

PODCAST 🎙️ The Blair Necessities Henry Hill joins @drhannahwhite.bsky.social @alexgathomas.bsky.social @jillongovt.bsky.social to explore Danny Kruger's blueprint for government. AND: Is Tony Blair's essay a sensible plan for the PM to follow? www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/podcast/insi...

While he is a U.S. Marine Corps veteran, Victor Marx never served in combat or deployed to a war zone, according to his own public statements.

You're the one obsessed with mayo! @morganruble.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social

You're not seeing double. That's his second one tonight.

The osteopathic community goes beyond the standard—championing whole-person care and stronger, healthier communities. Join us in recognizing #NationalPublicHealthWeek! #NPHW

🔵 We’re wearing blue today in recognition of Dress in Blue Day, standing together to raise awareness about colorectal cancer. Screening and early detection make a difference. #DressInBlueDay #ColorectalCancerAwareness #NationalDressInBlueDay #WearBlue

Hassett is a negative energy vampire. Isn't he Colin's cousin?

Monday saw a big win for the 17s with Jack Tarleton leading the way with the bat while Naren Sewcharan bagged 5 with the ball in their league win over Bharat Sports

Good news!!! Jack of all trades, master of none Marco Rubio said the illegal war in Iran is over!

First, things, first… Early Sunday morning walk in the park listening to a chorus of birds chirping, peaceful. #BlackWomen

Being black in Israel, our greatest ally in the middle east

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND NON-BINARIES I present to you… 🥁🥁🥁 ….The moment last night - IN FULL- where reality hit Tom Steyer and he shit his pants for exactly 6 minutes straight! (This moment happened literally 5 minutes after California received the first batch of ballot results LMAOO) P. 1/2