Y yo, como siempre, nunca entiendo nada. 🤧🥹🥹

Challenge accepted 😎

Manolo trabaja de cocinero. El otro día un cliente se quejó de que la sopa estaba fría; hoy hemos acudido a su entierro.

¿Y tú cómo te llamas? (final imperdible)

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Esto es lo que tienen que soportar los trabajadores de las plataformas petrolíferas por 18.000 dólares al mes. ¿Lo harías?

Este tipo es hilarantemente gracioso sin esfuerzo. 😂😭

La del feo. — @nosomosssnadie

Yo soy Dona Gata... Sal fuera si los tienes bien puestos. 😻😁😁

#Ford U.S.A. humillada por los carros eléctricos de #China.

Ivory Liquid Dish Soap Demo Commercial Recorded May 14, 1995 on WDIV/NBC 4 in Detroit, MI #commercial #advertising #dishsoap #cleaningproducts #restaurant #IvoryLiquid #NBC

Are you Deaf and using sign language interpreting/ other communication professionals? Live in Merseyside or the NW of England? Want to own and take part in a business improving access the way communication services are delivered? You can! Find out how here ➡️ buff.ly/2V26cK #BSL

Stephen Colbert hizo que su banda tocara música con derechos de autor durante su último programa para que la cadena CBS fuera demandada por usar los temas de manera ilegal "¡Oh, no! ¡Espero que esto no le cueste nada de dinero a CBS!" 🎸

The MYIC @millionyearice.bsky.social project by the Australian Antarctic Program is drilling an ice core to 3,000 metres depth in three-metre segments, and returning the cores in pristine condition to Hobart, Tasmania. Why? And how? Find out at aapp.shorthandstories.com/the-memory-of-ice

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

#Indonesia #flooding #rain #ecology #weather #climate #destruction #anomaly #climatechangey 🇮🇩 Flooding in Rejang Lebong Regency (Bengkulu, May 7, 2026) 🌧 Flooding occurred in Rejang Lebong Regency, Bengkulu Province, Indonesia. Intense rainfall led to inundation and disruptions to movement.

An entirely new security equation will be needed after this war. Won't be easy. GCC dependency on the US is partly why they're in this dire situation. Finding a new relationship with Iran will be difficult, given Iran's attacks. But there is no other way: geography is permanent.

I’ve No More Fucks To Give #FuckTrump @jonzawacki.bsky.social @misspatdi.bsky.social @busymomoftwo.bsky.social @kgcooper.bsky.social @jdocbackup.bsky.social @meidassiobhanog.bsky.social @chrisa327.bsky.social @kb23.bsky.social @agb2g.bsky.social

🔱🇩🇰👔 Employees of the Danish Embassy in Ukraine dressed in embroidered shirts and danced hopak🇩🇰 "This year, the embassy took Vyshyvanka Day seriously," they commented there.🇺🇦🇩🇰 Denmark you rock 🇩🇰

a mental organism for...? #capfact #captainamerica #comics #marvel #mcu

Through faith and technology, we seek the Ark, trusting God's promises as Hebrews 11 reminds us. Hebrews 11:6 - "And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." #BibleVerse #IgniteKi

Errol Musk - father of Elon - murdered 3 people, and then told a journalist about it yesterday.

🔴 #ULTIMAHORA | Desenes de persones reben a l'Aeroport del Prat la vintena d'integrants de la Flotilla detinguts i deportats per Israel 🗣️ Ariadna Masmitjà, portaveu de la Global Sumud Flotilla

Let's talk about this Sparrow Trench Run in Destiny 2: Renegades 🪐 🎙️https://youtu.be/CS5jLE90Ok4 @coreyinhd.com and @joshfinn.bsky.social discuss the Star Wars themes and scenes in @destinythegame.bungie.net on @towercasuals.bsky.social #starwars #destiny2 #renegades #starwars #thedrifter

The community’s been cooking again. 🧑‍🍳☢️🔫 This week’s skins are now live on the Steam Item Store! Grab yours here: store.steampowered.com/itemstore/25...

NT Energy is made for all day energy & late night gaming 🎮👾 Keeping you locked in and focussed! ⚡️ Available in:  Candy Cruise 🍒 Blackcurrent Blaze 🫐 Tropical Thunder 🍍  #energydrink #gaming #lockedin

Happy Tuesday friends 🤍🖤😽💋🤗🥰🐾🌹🕊🖤🤍

Saying criticism of the Supreme Court is getting “too personal” feels like a stretch. People are reacting to decisions. Big ones. Ones that change rights and expand power. That is not about personalities. That is about impact. Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTx8Uh9SJMw

The road to the UCL quarter finals for the lions saw them return to Lisboa for Matchday 3. They fell behind to a Paixão rocket before OM were reduced to 10. Geny equalised before Alissons deflected winner. Sporting CP 2 Marseille 1 Match report 👇 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2025/10/spor...

#photography Meanwhile in Copenhagen...

i initially drew this for practice, but it's too cute for me not to commit. pull timelapse.

Happy Earth Day!🌎 As a Co-Chair of @houseseec.bsky.social, I know how important it is that we stop pollution and pass real solutions. That’s why this Earth Day, I’m working to pass the Energy Bills Relief Act.

Something lighter. Thank you, Ariathome and all the contributors. You all make my days.

Good 😊

Happy Caturday Daniel! 😘💙🤗🫶🐈 Thank you for including me! Have a nice day!

#AGenteTenta: "Meu perdedor favorito sou eu mesmo, qdo sei q tenho tanto potencial, mas estou tão exausto mental e fisicamente q mal tenho energia para sobreviver." Às vezes, parece q o mundo inteiro vive e acontece menos a gente. Pare, respire e dê valor às suas conquistas, pois td mundo tem. 🫂💜

Three people in love. One family ready to tear them apart. Polyamory Novella Defending Engagement by Liz Ellyn #polylove #loveIsLove #StPatricksDay

Desculpa Caco, eu ri.

School Board Member CAUGHT Creeping On Child During Meeting?! Parents Furious

The Colorado DMV says it is implementing new statewide security measures after investigators uncovered what the agency describes as “widespread, systemic fraud” tied to a Colorado Springs driving school. Tune in to KRDO13 at 6 and 10 p.m. https://krdo.com/livestream/ 

Have a cracking Christmas Zack. Amidst the diarrhoea of the HOP, you’re one of a few who has substance & offers us all some hope. The next 5 years are make or break for life on earth, let’s not forget that 2° means 2bn dead. Please chat with Professor Anderson & advocate policy for our survival.

Ever notice how consistency isn't flashy, but it's unstoppable? 💪✨ It's the quiet, everyday effort that builds true success. Ready to level up? #GreenlifeHealthcareStaffing #ConsistencyWins #DailyDiscipline #StayCommitted #MotivationDaily

I don't take any corporate PAC, crypto, or AI money and I never will. That's why I can have a real AI plan that works for working people, instead of just giving a slap on the wrist to tech oligarchs.

Let's play Keeper. Our caregivers can recognise the orphaned elephants by ear notches, tusk shape and all. Now it's your turn. This orphan's trunk is shorter than you'd expect. She lost the tip to a poacher's snare and then was found alone, stuck in the mud. Drop your guess below.

🤔 Remember the first time you saw a Pixar film? Did it blow your mind? 🤯 Hear their animation secrets from Creative Director Pete Docter on this week's Take 🎬 + Reviews & more 🍿🎞️📽️ 🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/397c36 FULL SHOW ON YT 📺 www.youtube.com/kermodeandma...

Mitt Romney was right.

The Astronaut Adventures continue, as he's getting lost on the Mothership, but he's noticing that the Female Sentries are oddly keeping an eye on him, but not offering much help in relation to any directions he needs to go. #AIart #AIartcommunity #AstronautAdventures

Zionist settlers installed screens in a square to watch the ethnic cleansing in southern Lebanon, as if it were a soccer match, cheering every bomb that explodes against the homes of Lebanese families. These psychos did similar in Gaza, this flaunting of genocide is not normal.

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Cory Lewandowski may have set up a pay-to-play scheme inside the Department of Homeland Security. We are going to investigate and end this corruption.

I found the special episode of #cdrama #ASplendidMatch on the dark side. It's 18 minutes of unreleased scenes between #CiSha and #RenMin My favourite is the "cave scene" ❤️‍🔥 Sharing here with you because I fear it won't be released except on 🥭

Thousands of teachers are stuck on precarious contracts because the government has completely mismanaged its workforce plan, training extra teachers without being able to employ them. The latest figures showed less than a quarter of newly-qualified teachers were able to find a permanent contract.

He is very very pasty. Interested to see his first training session in the Barcelona sun

Absolutely, I'd be happy to assist, but it seems like there's information missing from your request. Could you provide the original social media post you would like rewritten?

"The best atmosphere in the world." Our Game 1 Player Correspondent Caleb Wilson caught up with Jose Alvarado after New York's big win! Knicks take a 1-0 series lead in the NBA Finals 🏆

The Messy Affair Over What's Fair at the Great American State Fair @stephaniemiller.bsky.social Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33590901

It was 10 years ago today: Brad Mehldau Trio’s 'Blues and Ballads' was released. On the album the trio—Larry Grenadier, bass; Jeff Ballard, drums—interprets songs by Cole Porter, Charlie Parker, Lennon & McCartney, Jon Brion, and others. You can hear it at bradmehldautrio.lnk.to/BluesAndBall...

Get ready to be dazzled at the Ocean City NJ Flower Show at the Music Pier! Join us for a floral feast featuring stunning displays from talented vendors, amateurs, and kids. Fri 2-8 PM, Sat 10 AM-8 PM, and Sun 10 AM-4 PM. #OCNJ #MusicPier #FlowerShow #FloralFun #OceanCityNJ

et l'Afrique, où opèrent de grands réseaux de trafic de drogue. En Hongrie, plus de 500 kg de cocaïne cachée dans des bananes en provenance d'Equateur ont été découverts. C'est la plus grande saisie de drogue de l'histoire du pays. La protection d'Orban serait-elle désactivée ?

We need to respect the sovereignty of other countries. No more saber-rattling against Cuba. And end the blockade.