Yordan every at bat for the last week

when it's your birthday

hearing about the LA mayoral race

wow I wouldn't have guessed based no that wire skeleton

That seems so unnecessarily dangerous lol

Wife: are you watching that video of the Nigerian kids reenacting Connor McNamara's call of Arsenal raising the PL trophy for the 200th time Me:

It's also the birthday of Huascar Ynoa who ended up being the last "oh shit this guy can actually hit" NL pitching sensation

Michael Lorenzen is on pace to give up 139 earned runs this season, which would be the most in a year since Jose Lima in 2000 gave up 145 earned runs

Backrooms (2026)

Megan Grant every time UCLA softball isn't winning

Jason Plato celebrates his first win as a team owner (sorta)

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Sen. Van Hollen: Can I ask you to commit that the Justice Department will not pardon anyone named in the Epstein files? Actin AG Blanche: *Avoids question*

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: And in honour of his remarkable achievement against such adversity the invention we're putting forward this week is the anti-cobbling cream, created by Dr Phillip Lavender. DR LAVENDER: (Lavender) Hello again.

Video 1: Peskov says there's no risk of fuel disruptions in Russia despite drone attacks. He says there might be some "seasonal preventative maintenance", whatever that means. Video 2: a resident of Russian-occupied Crimea shows that there's no fuel available at a gas stop⤵️

Four years. Hundreds of deadlines. One well-earned brunch 🥞🙌 Yesterday we celebrated our 4th years at The Breakfast Club before graduation and the next big adventure 🎓💛 #OxfordEngineering #StudentLife

“The only just solution is equal rights and dignity for all.” Ahmed Shihab-Eldin said this—and now he’s detained in Kuwait since March 3. When journalists challenge power, they’re silenced. 📢 Journalism is not a crime. 📢 Free Ahmed Shihab-Eldin. 🎧 youtu.be/4Uq2if-j-TI #FreeAhmed #PressFreedom

Get ready for Orlando Fringe with our latest issue. We dive into the queer highlights of the festival's 35th anniversary and chat with Jason Mraz and Myki Meeks. Pick up a copy to see our LGBTQ+ travel features, the 2026 Rainbow Family Guide and more.

Hegseth: "I know the army loves sinking the navy. The Iranian Navy is the only navy you're currently allowed to sink."

FYI, Lord Bendtner went golfing in Arsenal drip today. 🔴⚪

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Jess Craven101: "It's an historic day at SCOTUS not only because they're hearing a momentous case, birthright citizenship, but also because a sitting POTUS is inside, listening to oral arguments for the first time ever. Wild times!"

The biggest event of the year isn’t a sale — it’s the joy of seeing our handmade creations find their way to people who truly appreciate them. 💫 #SupportSmallBusiness #CraftedWithLove #IrishMakers

JERICHO YOUNG BUCKS THE HURT SYNDICATE KENNY OMEGA JACK PERRY It's time for the DEVIL'S DANCE! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Too many children have lost their homes. Support helped this family care for their child and provide needed medicine ✨ Made possible by generous donors. Help us spread kindness. 🙏 Like, comment, and share this story ❤️ #CompassionIsLife #charity #helpchildreninukraine

Cheers from the joint Orion team in the Mission Evaluation Room at NASA’s Johnson Space Center after a successful separation 🥳

August 2nd, Española, NM. @maddow.msnbc.com #resist #fascism #onemillionrising #indivisible

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#BREAKING: Christopher Ambrose’s case is DEAD. Connecticut Federal Court Judge Nagala says his poverty claims were “untrue” and dismisses the lawsuit. https://loom.ly/ktsxB0U #Ambrose #FederalCourt #Lawfare #Accountability #CourtDismissal #FederalCourt #Connecticut #LegalScandal #CourtCase

exploded I guess.... 😔 but apparently I can also post gifs directly from my phone and they send as gifs now so that's cool

I keep this loaded for whenever I can contrive a use for it.

🏒 After spotting Colorado a 3-0 lead the Minnesota Wild have tied it in the second period 4-4! #MNWild

🌟 @pituitaryorg.bsky.social is now PIF TICK re-certified. This means its health information continues to be: - Evidence-based - Up-to-date - Easy to use and understand Get PIF TICK certified: pifonline.org.uk/pif-tick/how... #HealthInformation #PIFTICK

Supermicro’s co-founder was indicted for allegedly funneling hundreds of AI servers to China using fake docs, staged audits, and a shell company, while sitting on a U.S. public company’s board. Export controls can't solve for insider threats. zurl.co/b0LQY #ExportControls #Geopolitics #GoodRevenue

How did Scotland make history in 2021? The highest number of women ever elected to Holyrood. Today, progress has stalled - with fewer women MSPs - we cannot take progress for granted. We have a long way to go to build a political culture where more women feel able to step into politics - & stay!

Chet Holmgren tonight 19 PTS 7-12 FG 3-6 3PT 8 REB 4 BLK Original post

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The Trump Administration came into power with a real agenda against women. Now, they're enacting it by burying and failing to prosecute violent extremist attacks at clinics where women receive reproductive care. We will not be silent.

The block? Clutch. The goal? Sick. The call? Electric.

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@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social : Lissa dreamt she was lying out by the tree in the bayou, the summer’s cool air fanning her face. Looking up, she noticed a hawk flying over her head, marveling at the sight as it flew.

Happy New Year! 🥳 Our New Year's resolution? To #CaptureTheCosmos💥 2026 will see the start of the 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time! Over the next decade, NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory will build the most complete map & detailed time-lapse movie of the Southern sky ever made. 🔭

The healthy question to ask:

✈️ New recordings reveal chilling final moments of a private plane tied to Houston based lawfirm: bit.ly/3LZGqVw

I asked the Foreign Secretary how she can justify undermining our security with the latest short-sighted aid cuts to just 0.3% of GDP.

By the time it gets to midnight over here, most of my followers will be asleep or well into 2026. Allow me to take this opportunity to wish you all Hau'oli Makahiki Hou 🎉🍾 #HappyNewYear

This week, Vice-Chancellor and President Professor Phil Taylor is attending the Young European Research Universities General Assembly in Norway, where Bath will be formally welcomed into the network. Find out more about the network here ⤵️

Never let a doubter have the last word. #motivation #fyp #sports #rap #underrated

A no. 1 vote for @janetphorner.bsky.social on Friday will have the biggest impact for Dublin Central in the Dáil. Get value for your vote - vote Green 💚

On EarthCam, motherhood comes in all shapes, sizes, and species. 💛 Happy Mother’s Day to the moms protecting, guiding, feeding, carrying, and loving the next generation around the world.

La mejor carrera hacia la Casa Blanca. VEEP, best series ever.

Aí é complicado 😂😂😂😂 #arcraiders #arcraidersgame

Hummingbirds can pollinate up to 2,000 flowers a day & usually live around 4 years. she likely visited around 3 million plants before floating away on one she helped bloom

TWO ROLLS OF NICKELS During this week's discussion of the Hammonton municipal budget, one comment stood out. The mayor described the budget as extremely tight and said that by December, the town might have: "Two rolls of nickels left." www.jerseyoddcast.com linktr.ee/jerseyoddcast #JerseyOddcast

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