I hate the way my cat weaponizes the couch into a jungle gym for the express purpose of attacking my toes

"Sir! Excuse me, sir? Did you pay for that banana?" (My cat is objectively good for your soul.)

This is your Floof on drugs #catsofbluesky

a Floof moment

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii bluesky *hiccup*

Just stumbled across this on Reddit and it's so fucking good

I SANG AND DANCED AND CRIED AND CLAPPED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. Fortunately the other two people were doing the same thing. Happy. Happy happy happy. Just like being at her shows, I adored seeing her young fans blazing with joy and connection.

He seems like he loves me and he's happy, though he does want outside every day. I've been worrying about what's best for him, but maybe he's decided for himself. I'm so sad.

The catnip addiction continues with wild abandon #caturday #catsofbluesky

FLOOF IS CRIMING TODAY

Day 362 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (3.89 km) 🎵 Kid Cudi – The Prayer #theprayer #kidcudi #manonthemoon #emotionalweight #introspectivehiphop #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #selfreflection #daytimerun #runningtherapy #xox

Honolulu City Council chair Tommy Waters wants the City to take over the historic Queen Theater in Kaimuki and turn it back into a community performance space. https://www.khon2.com/local-news/idea-to-restore-queen-theater/ 

At this point the billionaires are all trying to hit the headlines. The Misfits are loving the attention and helping distract from Pedophilia. #RepublicanPartyOfPedophilia

I mean, on est dans un contexte professionnel donc oui je m’attends pas à des blagues pipi caca, mais tsé, ces osties de blagues faut que tu te forces pour lâcher un “hehehehe” comme ça me donne envie de boxslap qqun comme dans les TeleNovelas

The clown nudibranch Triopha catalinae dazzles with its striking colors and plays a vital role in the health of the Puget Sound ecosystem.

"Countries where there is no separation that often ends up corrupting churches just as much as churches end up corrupting government" @askdinadoll.bsky.social and @thelisagraves.bsky.social on the new IRS rules allowing churches to endorse political candidates: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqdZ...

Into crystals and gems? There’s a new kind of tektite for you to collect! The discovery points to an 11 million year old crater that might be hidden somewhere in Australia. #astronomy #space #geology #news

Welcome, to Jurassic Park! 🦖🦴⛏️ Wanna learn more? Head to bit.ly/jurassic-display & tune in next week for another #FossilFriday feature from the Paleo Research Institute collection: www.digitalatlasofancientlife.org/vc/ #Fossil #Paleontology #Jurassic #JurassicPark #Dinosaur

🚨 ' SICK SOCIETY ' 🚨 🔊 Doomed To Self Destruction ! #sick #society #doomed #selfdestruction #trending

just a kid from Brooklyn #capfact #captainamerica #comics #marvel #mcu

#grabbing #hotsport

Believe Donald Trump when he says, “we shouldn’t have midterm elections.” Trump does not joke. In fact, he tells us everything he is going to do in advance. Trump is going to try to stop our elections. The question for you America is what are you going to do about it?

Stop scrolling! Most parents are unknowingly risking their child's life during bath! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/bath_safety Nearby is not the same as attentive. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

IT'S #HAMMERTIME⚒️

Shock the battlefield with electric mods. #IndieDev #GameDev #TurnBased #SciFiGame #ShowcaseThursday Cardstronaut demo available on Steam now! store.steampowered.com/app/3813000/...

Trump: "Oman will behave just like everybody else, or we'll have to blow them up."

Mass murdering war criminal & #Zionist terrorist #Ben-Gvir says #Israel will not “allow” #Trump to make deal with #Iran ☠️

Pope Leo just called for disarming AI. Highlighting the "culture of power" driving the AI arms race, he warned critical decisions about morality, humanity, and consequences cannot be delegated away. AI must serve humanity, not the other way around. ▶️ zurl.co/UcGHb #AI #PopeLeo #AIPolicy

Ladder is sick of your shit

Anti-AI march on Granville Bridge in Vancouver now. #StopAI #NoAI

I agree, in fact, I don’t believe he has the intellectual capacity to understand what he’s talking about.

Trump is 52 points underwater on inflation. Harry Enten says no president has ever been this bad. Historic failure, now with a war attached, and the damage keeps climbing fast.

Today’s version of Mondays with Marc highlights National EMS Week! As a healthcare organization with 24/7 Emergency care, we appreciate the EMS workers around the country, but especially those in our area, and are happy to celebrate them this week. #edgertonhospital #EMSWeek2026 #mondayswithmarc

Jungkook dançando ‘Danger’ 😭

😵😵😵

Craft your own personal haven with these Custom style Wax Melts, with the option to personalize the color, shape, and scent. Create a relaxing atmosphere to any room with these melts. meltsbysusanstore.etsy.com ebay.com/str/susancan...

Support your glow—even on those days 💖✨ These multivitamin gummies help balance your mood, ease PMS discomfort, and keep you feeling your best all month long 😍 Ready to feel good from the inside out? 👉 Shop now at hersolace.com #WomensWellness #PMSRelief #HormoneBalance #HerSolace

#ResidentEvilRequiem | FUCK, ey 💩😅 [GER] Ich war so froh, als er auf Albtraum endlich down war, dann passiert das 😅 [EN] I was so relieved when he was finally down on Nightmare—and then this happened! 😅 Http://ThePriest.tv Http://ThePriest.tube #streamer #Residentevil #gamer

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇷🇴 ROUMANIE ] 🔸️ Un drone, probablement russe, vient de frapper un immeuble d'habitation à Galați, en Roumanie.

A UnB quase dobrou o número de pós-graduações nota seis na avaliação da Capes, passando de nove para 16 cursos nessa faixa. Ao todo, 60 dos 102 programas avaliados alcançaram as notas mais altas do levantamento (cinco, seis ou sete), garantindo mais verbas e bolsas de estudo. #CBReels #CBShorts

🙈 #München #Munich Summer In The City vm.tiktok.com/ZGdHWM3F3/

Michael Beggs Sunrise "Re-edit Queensland Australia"

My #MCVegas Mini Golf Experience! ✨️⛳️

Ik blijf het zeggen, anonimiteit op het internet moet een grondrecht worden.

No need to thank me. #tittles #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

#JustUs #WeThePeople

You celebrating be like:

Andross Struggles - Finishing Starfox 64 Every Week Until We Get a New Game A new stream series. I will finish a route of Starfox 64 every week until Nintendo gives me a new Starfox game for my Switch 2. #Starfox #Starfox64 #LylatWars #FoxMcCloud #nintendo twitch.tv/buskalilly Fridays, 10PM UK

What a MAGNIFICENT start to Pride Month!! 😩😂🙌🏼 🎥: heresdarian

The West Wing S04E10 - Arctic Radar Clip number 0066 #TheWestWing

💥 #NarcoRubio : The #UnitedNations must open the #StraitOfHormuz for us 🤔 "What is the purpose of the #UnitedNations⁉️ The #UnitedNations was supposed to be a place where you could peacefully resolve global conflict." 🙄 “We are taking it to the #UnitedNations”

SLING TALK SHOW Full Interview Coming--Stay Tuned.

Q: gov Gavin Newsom has floated this idea of a 100% state tax on money from Trump's anti-weaponization fund. Your response? Bessent uh....there's no cure for stupid. Bessent is absolutely galling in his condescension.

🤖 New research from the US suggests that almost a fifth of young adults aged 12 to 21 have used an AI chatbot for mental health advice buff.ly/kbrWFSu #science #sciencenews #research #stem #facts #knowledge #sciencefacts #influencer #epidemic #viral

Ranking Stafox characters by hotness. Do you agree with us?! ⬇️ #starfox #nintendo #rankthecharacters #gaming #starfoxadventures

BOOM. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social: “Billions of dollars are being wasted right now to drop bombs in the Middle East” but “This same group of extremists won’t spend a dime to make life more affordable for the American people.” Americans are PISSED. And Republicans are to blame.

Israel Day Parade in NYC: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Democrat - marches with far-right Israeli Minister Bezalel Smotrich and many other far-right Israeli’s on Fifth Avenue.

resident colossal champion of gay chicken here

Particularly pushing Norwich gig on Thursday bookbugsanddragontales.com/product/INCE... And London gig on Saturday www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com... #comedy #poetry #doctorwho #science

Part of my speech from earlier in the week during the Expanding Childcare debate. Good to be back and making the case for Scottish Greens values and solutions.