"Sir! Excuse me, sir? Did you pay for that banana?" (My cat is objectively good for your soul.)

I'm honestly not sure if I've ever felt this bitter about a video game before. This is straight up evil. God has forsaken me.

I SANG AND DANCED AND CRIED AND CLAPPED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. Fortunately the other two people were doing the same thing. Happy. Happy happy happy. Just like being at her shows, I adored seeing her young fans blazing with joy and connection.

He seems like he loves me and he's happy, though he does want outside every day. I've been worrying about what's best for him, but maybe he's decided for himself. I'm so sad.

In case you need more catnip cuteness

I was taking a video of Floof being so cute in the bathroom. So of course he Floofed it up. (I hereby command you to remember nothing of how my straggly ass looks in the unforgiving light of the bathroom.)

Floof of the day

Outtake. He is fucking obsessed with my feet.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii bluesky *hiccup*

a Floof moment

Sarah Ashley Barker layup off the Engstler assist, she has 7 points off the bench #WNBA

“You’ve been targeted by the government unfairly. I think you should apply.” @timmiller.bsky.social encourages @brotherjones.bsky.social to apply for Trump’s “weaponization” slush fund - since he was actually targeted, unlike the insurrectionists who will get paid for actual crimes.

The Daily NOT - A show about what didn't happen today. Episode 720. #TheDailyNOT "A UFO, a burning ship, a smashed pub and a Hantavirus patient: or maybe not?"

War is not a reality show. This is not a game.

Trump taking childish gambinos idea of America to new tyrannical levels

We just secured $32 million for Colorado from Albertsons for their role in the opioid crisis. This is about holding companies accountable when they put profits over people—and investing in responses to the opioid crisis that save lives. I will always fight for Colorado. #Philforgovernor

Master Eraqus @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Video Game: Kingdom Hearts III Year: 2019 Mark Hamill originally voiced Master Eraqus in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. #KingdomHearts #KingdomHeartsIII

I joined @abc7news.bsky.social to express my outrage at the allegations against Swalwell, reiterate my support for survivors, and reaffirm my commitment to ensuring we root our unethical behavior in the House whenever it occurs (2/2).

A visionary just took the Vegas Sphere to new heights by creating a functional flying version. You won't believe how it actually works!

Back in #Syria – a year after my last visit, when there was a sense of cautious hope. That hope is still here. Fragile, but real. Even amidst new challenges, Syrians are rebuilding – returning home, reopening markets, restoring services. This is a moment we cannot miss.

SS-CA You've got war memorials to the SS in Canada The Babi Yar massacre was carried out by the very people you’re defending, George tells caller Boris. 100s of thousands of Ukrainian fa*cists who went to Canada. And your parliament honoured an SS veteran who fought against Russia in WW2 #MOATS 551

Fashion history lesson time #fashion #oliviarodrigo #history

I kind of love that Yuffie's objective best limit is her slicing and dicing like a maniac.

#diggs #cardib #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-13/us/Crime%20%26%20Law/ch/bs/前厨师指控NFL明星Stefon-Diggs在Cardi-B怀孕期间虐待她/1275263

UK Covid Inquiry Module 4 is out. 22,000+ claims. 246 payouts. Payout frozen since 2007. Baroness Hallett says reform is urgent. People who trusted the state deserve better. Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #CovidInquiry #VaccineDamage #UKNews

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Kaja Kallas: We can’t be mediators because we are defending the interests of Europe and the interests of Ukraine, because Ukraine is also in Europe. We can’t be mediators. We can’t be neutral, treating them equally, because we have been clearly on Ukraine’s side.

AEW Stadium Stampede is back at Double or Nothing in a TENNIS stadium — Louis Armstrong Stadium, USTA Center. 14 men. Jericho, Elite, Hurt Syndicate vs Demand, Don Callis Family, The Dogs. Forklifts incoming. Full preview on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/oLiMCC #TNA

We need nuclear, renewables, and oil and gas to secure our energy for decades to come. ‼️ The UK should be using more of our own reserves, which includes supporting domestic oil and gas production in the North Sea. 3/3

El ayuntamiento de Mogán obsequiará al Papa León XIV con dos lienzos realizados por un europeo que ha vivido en África y un senegalés que llegó en cayuco a Arguineguín.

Think of the #energytransition like renovating a house while still living in it. You plan it. You phase it. You keep what matters running. That's why #energytransition planning matters. 👇See how it works

🌔 Listen in on NASA astronaut Victor Glover sharing his impressions of the moon's geology as the Artemis II Orion capsule approaches ever closer 🌔 And watch live with us here: www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa...

Verse for the Day There are lots of people out there in Wales tonight who've been nailing lambing but feeling the weight of it ... late nights, early mornings, let-downs and losses. (PLEASE look after yourselves!) But none of that looks quite like what got done for us here 👇

😳😳 And tRump snoozes through the entire teenage sperm centered rant 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #WTFAmericaGetItTogether

Hey, àsshole. YOU are the one lying about it. Trump didn't "murder" anyone. Can you be any more hyperbolic and maliciously wrong about anything? Geez!

📣 Calling health/medical associations and academic institutions 📣 Apply now to co‑develop policy priority documents that translate climate change and health evidence into national‑level recommendations. 🗓️ Applications close: 18 May 2026 🔗 Find out more and apply: buff.ly/Nh2vXCV

Well well well. Sachs, Rahm’s buddy, donated > $10 million to ai pac to oppose progressives in #Chicago, including Mayor Brandon Johnson (in prior elections, a Black man) plus opposing progressives including this last primary election last week. I told y’all. via Chicago Tribune

TRUMP en rueda de prensa diciendo que lo que quiere es el petróleo.

Trump floats ominous vision for Cuba’s future

#AEWDoN #AEWonHBOMax #MyAEW 🤼‍♂️

🌿 Was Du immer schon über TCM & China wissen wolltest … 😎

Excited to share the 2nd piano piece I'm learning after a 25-year hiatus. Like the 1st, I'm teaching myself this #ragtime song because I wrote a #scifi story about an immortal who loves him some Scott Joplin. Hope you enjoy the intro to Elite Syncopations. #piano #writing #writingcommunity #music

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Hi, I am Meri Stockwell, founder and CEO at Meritas Advisory Group. Employee Engagement is 𝗮 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗮𝗻. 𝗣𝗜 = 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁. Read the full blog 👇 link in the first comment. #PredictiveIndex #TalentOptimization #EmployeeEngagement #Leadership #LeadFromTheMiddle

Amazing Bear Climbed 2,000m Mountain in Alaska 🐻😮 Watch this incredible moment when a bear scaled a mountain higher than… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

📺 Desglosando el jonrón de Junior Caminero

This is so true, on point and very relevant in today's society.

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Was Resident Evil 7 the Breath of the Wild moment for Resident Evil???? #ResidentEvil

two more days...

gender be sometimes just feeling sad for reasons and wanting to hug green lady to feel less sad for reasons

CP Stuart on Chief Lowe's recommendation "The department respectfully but clearly recommends that Council authorize resumption of the investigative #ALPR program upon enactment of SB 6002" "I don't hear a lot of immediate support for that action" SB 6002 was a huge let down & changes very little.

Rick Cole @urbanistcole.bsky.social Pasadena Councilmember 📍District 2 2/3

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I was talking about use-lose military funding before it hit the news last week We can take a fraction of that frivolous spending And use it to fund healthcare, education, etc I get solutions in govt, because I address the root cause Check out the convo: open.substack.com/pub/katefort...

walking downstairs like i deserve a parade for delivering the most okayest performance known to man

It’s Me by BEOMGYU (Original Song: ILLIT) 🔗 instagram.com/reel/DY2ClDIJV… #투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT #범규 #BEOMGYU

Our Farmington Hills car accident lawyers share the list of Detroit’s Top 10 most dangerous intersections based on Michigan State Police car accident reports for 2024 so local drivers can use extra caution when they’re traveling through these areas.