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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

@saraterror

Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. She/her

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The catnip addiction continues with wild abandon #caturday #catsofbluesky

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This is your Floof on drugs #catsofbluesky

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Outtake. He is fucking obsessed with my feet.

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Please enjoy watching Floof play his favorite game: Hall Ball

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She's a better singer than I am.

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I'm honestly not sure if I've ever felt this bitter about a video game before. This is straight up evil. God has forsaken me.

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🚨🚨🚨URGENT NEWS🚨🚨🚨 The babies are CUDDLING!!!!! I never thought this day would come.

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I have a confession to make. 😥 I've been catfishing.

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SURPRISE!

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I SANG AND DANCED AND CRIED AND CLAPPED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. Fortunately the other two people were doing the same thing. Happy. Happy happy happy. Just like being at her shows, I adored seeing her young fans blazing with joy and connection.

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii bluesky *hiccup*

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"Sir! Excuse me, sir? Did you pay for that banana?" (My cat is objectively good for your soul.)

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Just stumbled across this on Reddit and it's so fucking good

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THE CRIMING CONTINUES. The audacity of this defiant doofus!

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FLOOF IS CRIMING TODAY

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In case you need more catnip cuteness

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My cat has been trying to nurse on my necklace and groom my hair all day.

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I hate the way my cat weaponizes the couch into a jungle gym for the express purpose of attacking my toes

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Floof of the day

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a Floof moment

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I was taking a video of Floof being so cute in the bathroom. So of course he Floofed it up. (I hereby command you to remember nothing of how my straggly ass looks in the unforgiving light of the bathroom.)

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He seems like he loves me and he's happy, though he does want outside every day. I've been worrying about what's best for him, but maybe he's decided for himself. I'm so sad.

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Does anyone need a little Floof?

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