SURPRISE!

I'm honestly not sure if I've ever felt this bitter about a video game before. This is straight up evil. God has forsaken me.

I hate the way my cat weaponizes the couch into a jungle gym for the express purpose of attacking my toes

FLOOF IS CRIMING TODAY

THE CRIMING CONTINUES. The audacity of this defiant doofus!

Outtake. He is fucking obsessed with my feet.

I SANG AND DANCED AND CRIED AND CLAPPED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. Fortunately the other two people were doing the same thing. Happy. Happy happy happy. Just like being at her shows, I adored seeing her young fans blazing with joy and connection.

Floof of the day

He seems like he loves me and he's happy, though he does want outside every day. I've been worrying about what's best for him, but maybe he's decided for himself. I'm so sad.

I have a confession to make. 😥 I've been catfishing.

Small Smart Spaces is a range of Healthy and Comfortable Architecturally Designed Homes suitable for #passivehaus Certification and Homestar ratings, Direct from the Architectural Designer to you. #newzealand #Architecture

Schenectady County is experiencing a slight increase in drug overdoses. Opioids being the biggest contributors according to the Schenectady Police Department. Free naloxone trainings are being offered, teaching the community how to reverse overdoses and save lives. www.news10.com/news/overdos...

Only 53% of our nature is left intact, the UK is one of the most nature depleted countries in the world. greenjennyjones.bsky.social asks the government "why we have five days of debate on the King's speech, but we have no mention of the environment?"

"You look like you're gonna beat somebody up." 𝐍𝐨𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 heard this from a student in foster care. His response? "Quite the opposite." Noel stands tall, and he knows his size can be intimidating. But instead of getting offended or assuming people are just being "judgmental or racist,"

Trump: "The illegal aliens are all over the place, people are getting shot left and right, the elections are rigged"

🚨Young people support the #Revolution and #RaúlCastro at Havana's Anti-Imperialist Tribune

New England Revolution update for May 21st 2026: MLS is in talks with Ifab about a stopped clock for pauses in play. Would this help or hurt The Revs? #NERevolution #NERevs #TheRevs #NewEnglandRevolution #GilletteStadium #MLS #Soccer #Futbol

Advice for young men. Thank you @BearFiorda @Lady Summer Helene & @Kink4Dummies #tipsandtricks #behindthescenes #hollywood #barcalona #championsleague

RP• @timwiseofficial I normally wouldn’t joke about what some people face in prison but with this guy I’ll make an exception #racism #chud #tennessee #clarksville

New Medical Insights on Alzheimer's Drugs, Vitamin D Safety, and Sleep Science #health #wellness #medicine #healthnews #publichealth #healthcare

G'wan @keith-dover.bsky.social 🥰 Cc @tuesdayclub.bsky.social @tayo3000.bsky.social 👀

Unadulterated fraudulence here for a last minute penalty. You’d have to have a fantastically fertile imagination to visualise #Everton getting one of these on Saturday.Not so much us being on the end of one though. Straight red for cheating all this stops. Why not?!

Tage Thompson Game 2 highlights. Me: “What happened there Tage?” Tage: “It’s none of your business?” Me: Why are you so pissy?” Tage: “It’s none of your business?” 😂😅 Subscribe 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL #Habs

Is Donald Trump slipping mentally? My take:

5.16.26 Mei Lun (Zoo Atlanta) update - the fluffy beauty was having bamboo shoots in her yard💖

Jimin on IG sharing Steve Aoki's post 💜🐥💜 #Jimin #BTS 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DYzvWZXFAYH/

Greetings and good morning it’s the Monday farm rush hour with Kate happy birthday Maureen we love you more

La mayor ironía es que están encerrados en prisiones vascas vistiendo los chándales grises de la administración penitenciaria israelí😂

Comrades in arms reported witnessing massive death tolls while carrying out missions in Hong Kong, stating that COVID death data follows a "5 report 1" pattern. Previously it was 10 reported with 3 undercounted, then became 2 report 1, and finally became 5 report 1.

Tuesday night anti MAGA protest Bend Oregon

You forgot to mention she's just one of the privileges Jewish domination of cinema and TV has, defining global influence to shape the world culturally. They control who is awarded, hence, they decide what ideas are "brilliant"!

Race night!

💥City of Rasslin💥 NWA United States Champions of the 1980's @dedrian91 💥Watch City of Rasslin: youtube.com/@cityofrassl... #ricflair #dustyrhodes #lexluger #rickysteamboat #nwawrestling

#WellnessWednesday ACTS: During #AlcoholAwarenessMonth, we’re debunking common alcohol myths. Myth: Water cancels out alcohol. Fact: Drinking water helps with hydration, but it does not speed up how your body processes alcohol. Need help with your alcohol use? Call 813.246.4899.

Psalm 1 hits different when you really sit with it. 🌊🌳 Two paths. Two outcomes. One truth — who you walk with shapes where you end up. #Psalm1 #BibleReels #FaithContent #ChristianMotivation #WordOfGod #RootedInChrist #ScriptureOfTheDay #ChristianCreator #GodsPlan #TwoPathsOneChoice

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O JK de chapéu 🗣️

The same aircraft featured in a Tom Cruise film! Full story: www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news...

As Told by Dumbwhore. 😏 He looks like he could have the personality of Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop. 😅

From the corner of fear to the center of someone's world.

I am..but add 20 to that..nothing else needs to be said! #nyc #actor #johndericmitchell #imgrown #rupaulsdragrace

🎾 #Tennis #RolandGarros We miss the 1st 3 points of the deciding set between Keys and Mboko because the Tennis broadcast is giving us a live view of Parc Des Princes and the result of the Champions League Final. I watched the 3rd & 4th place match of the 1998 FIFA World Cup at that ground. :)

🇮🇹 #GirodItalia This one means a lot… 🥹

This evening I joined @weeknightmsnow.bsky.social to talk about what happened at the hands of ICE in Minnesota this weekend and to reiterate that this moment matters to all of us, across the country – and that we must choose the right side of history.

EARTHSHARE NONPROFIT SPOTLIGHT! The National Parks Conservation Association has fought to protect America’s national parks for more than a century. From preserving wildlife to defending park funding, @protectparks.bsky.social ensures these treasured places endure for future generations.

My #MCVegas Mini Golf Experience! ✨️⛳️

🦇 Don’t let cold sores crash your Halloween party. With Dynamiclear Rapid, you’ll be picture-ready in no time. 🎭 Just one application and you are done. Find us on Amazon, or at your local pharmacy! #ONEANDDONE #DynamiclearRapid #ColdSoreRelief

Connecting Through the Power of Small Gestures Building a deeper bond with your partner often starts with the smallest, most thoughtful gestures. When things feel tense, offering a simple moment of closeness—like a foot rub, a shared glass of wine, or a quiet snuggle—can make all the difference.

Sneak a peek？ 😹🤣😂💦

God bless Brandon Marsh

❤️ 🧲 TA-BSM surgery improves left atrial function in HOCM. CMR shows reverse atrial remodeling, and LACI predicts which patients gain the most benefit. 🫀 pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... #WhyCMR

Small Smart Spaces is a range of Healthy and Comfortable Architecturally Designed Homes suitable for #passivehaus Certification and Homestar ratings, Direct from the Architectural Designer to you. #newzealand #Architecture

6/3/26. Trump says he passes the cognitive test but he can’t tell 13-year-old from an older woman. #news #politics #currentevents

Ranking Stafox characters by hotness. Do you agree with us?! ⬇️ #starfox #nintendo #rankthecharacters #gaming #starfoxadventures

Cheers to the palate masters. Happy International Sommelier Day!🍷 📋✨. When we crafted A Elaine Wines (coming soon), our goal was to channel that exact level of sommelier-grade dedication into every single bottle.🥂

Hudson presents Sophie Nélisse with the Radius Award at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards!

BOOM. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social: “Billions of dollars are being wasted right now to drop bombs in the Middle East” but “This same group of extremists won’t spend a dime to make life more affordable for the American people.” Americans are PISSED. And Republicans are to blame.

Repost by @JCMacriNBA RT by @JCMacriNBA: BZZR presents the definitive performance of @MadDogUnleashed 's epic Christmas betting spiral. Burnt veal parmesan not included @FirstTake @MadDogRadio Click to see original repost

There is absolutely no shortage of fuel at gas stations in Russian-occupied Crimea. Anyone who says otherwise is a Western liar.... Note the queue on the right and try to count the vehicles 😂 #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #Russian #StopRussia #SlavaUkraini #RussiaIsATerroristState #MakeRussiaPay #SPIEF

Planes, paua arancini and some of the best views in town - I've checked out the new Hotel Catalina at Lyall Bay, a real asset for the Capital 🤤🍕🍨🛫🏄‍♀️