"Sir! Excuse me, sir? Did you pay for that banana?" (My cat is objectively good for your soul.)

Floof of the day

Just stumbled across this on Reddit and it's so fucking good

THE CRIMING CONTINUES. The audacity of this defiant doofus!

FLOOF IS CRIMING TODAY

I was taking a video of Floof being so cute in the bathroom. So of course he Floofed it up. (I hereby command you to remember nothing of how my straggly ass looks in the unforgiving light of the bathroom.)

My cat has been trying to nurse on my necklace and groom my hair all day.

I SANG AND DANCED AND CRIED AND CLAPPED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. Fortunately the other two people were doing the same thing. Happy. Happy happy happy. Just like being at her shows, I adored seeing her young fans blazing with joy and connection.

She's a better singer than I am.

Please enjoy watching Floof play his favorite game: Hall Ball

Let's not forget that as Trump's war of choice continues, people are paying for it with their lives.

I mean, on est dans un contexte professionnel donc oui je m’attends pas à des blagues pipi caca, mais tsé, ces osties de blagues faut que tu te forces pour lâcher un “hehehehe” comme ça me donne envie de boxslap qqun comme dans les TeleNovelas

New Women's Dress for Success 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0446672238/?tag=sersart2024-20

Orbán und Vucic

Tw: SA I don’t know what it will take for judges to value women’s and girls’ safety and lives as much as they do the future potential of men and boys. In what world should boys who gang rape girls, record it, and post it on social media receive no time in prison? In Nicholas Rowland’s world, ig

Fizzy drinks = bad for bones? Truth: Sugary fizzy drinks have no useful nutrients. Make sure they don’t replace nutritious food or drinks like milk. #WorldOsteoporosisDay Check your risk here: https://theros.org.uk/risk-checker

Joan Laporta va aconseguir seduir un dels millors golejadors del segle XXI. Lewandowski va creure en aquest Barça. I ara marxa d’un club renascut on, excepte la Champions, ho ha guanyat tot. 📌 https://www.ara.cat/esports/barca/lewandowski-s-acomiada-emocionat-d-camp-nou-inexpugnable_1_5740176.html

Gooood Morning (Sorry about the stupid music, TT hates me and I couldn’t remove it)

Another civilian area burning after another Russian attack. Cars, homes, neighborhoods ordinary people keep paying the price of this war. 💔🇺🇦

An early De Niro plays a stunted amateur adult filmmaker in Brian De Palma's provocative counter-cultural NYC satire, HI, MOM!

From vibe coding to a working app in minutes. ⚡️ Google AI Pro and Ultra subscribers get increased usage limits in Google AI Studio and automatic access to both Gemini Pro and Nano Banana Pro.

For the final time in 2025, lights are out and away they go! The top three hold station and Leclerc takes P4 from Russell! #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

🕹️ Free now on epic 🕹️ Free now until: Nov 13 • Bendy and the Ink Machine • Five Nights at Freddy's: Into the Pit

It's 2026 highway goers! And these guys are getting into the swing of things! What are your new years resolutions? #Hwy55 #FreshAt55 #RetroVibes #TreatYourself #ShakeLife #MadeToOrder #BurgerFriends #HighwayGoers #FreshFood

Jimin on IG sharing Steve Aoki's post 💜🐥💜 #Jimin #BTS 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DYzvWZXFAYH/

“Dance for me B******” After Dynamite/Collision show on Wednesday 20th May, Ahead of PPV Double or Nothing, Thekla once again makes a mockery of her opponents. #AEW #AEWDoubleorNothing #Thekla #Wrestling #ProWrestling

Movie Monday—Buster Keaton, shopkeeper, measures up Roscoe Arbuckle, the eponymous “hero” in “The Hayseed,” 1919. The latter delivers letters & gets the girl, but not without the former’s help. #oldhollywood #damfino #silentfilm

Trump Hegseth Rubio Vance The Washington Hillbillies @dindin6.bsky.social @raykwong.lol @imnotapu2.bsky.social @lostsiren13.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @davidbrown77.bsky.social @johnarcoleo.bsky.social @sophia13dogs.bsky.social @notevenhuman.bsky.social

Mass murdering war criminal & #Zionist terrorist #Ben-Gvir says #Israel will not “allow” #Trump to make deal with #Iran ☠️

22 POINTS FOR WEMBY. 9-16 from the floor. 4-8 from downtown. 17 minutes. Spurs looking to keep their season alive on NBC/Peacock

Americans deserve better. I want to hear how Trump’s War Tax is affecting your life. Tell me your story at Fernandez.house.gov/story

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The same aircraft featured in a Tom Cruise film! Full story: www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news...

🍁 PK SAVE | Jonathan Sirois San Jose Earthquakes vs. FC Dallas, Major League Soccer May 16th, 2026 #CanMNT 🎥Apple TV

#Eurovision

Pam Bondi was clear: We need to hear from Todd Blanche and Kash Patel.

#ResidentEvilRequiem | FUCK, ey 💩😅 [GER] Ich war so froh, als er auf Albtraum endlich down war, dann passiert das 😅 [EN] I was so relieved when he was finally down on Nightmare—and then this happened! 😅 Http://ThePriest.tv Http://ThePriest.tube #streamer #Residentevil #gamer

Awali hari dengan semangat positif. Setiap langkah kecil hari ini adalah investasi untuk kesuksesan di masa depan. ✨ #InterLink #ITLG #ITL ☕️

This is abhorrent but I guess what else do you expect from an adjudicated rapist. This is why women do come forward. This is why we don't talk about it. Fucking disgusting!

Schon gespannt auf die DTM-Saison 2027? 🏎️🔥 Es könnte ein neuntes Rennen geben! Anfragen aus Italien, Spanien, Belgien und Österreich sind da. Der Red Bull Ring ist sicher dabei. Welches Land soll das 9. Rennen ausrichten? 🌍💬 #DTM2027 #Motorsport #Racing

On The Kicker, @bobbatzjr.bsky.social of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette describes his job editing the strikers’ award-winning newspaper to the friendships that ended as a result of the battle. Listen in with host @greenwell.bsky.social. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Magnetic robots could help remove dangerous nanoplastics from water. Learn more: https://scim.ag/4vGeica

Bored with all this sucker and loser talk.. #Pedo #PedoProtectors #EpsteinClass #EpsteinFiles

The highest jumping Golden Retriever in Ontario! 🇨🇦 #TimelineCleanser

Today was me waking up, eating lunch, taking a walk in the park, reading "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" chapter 4. Coming home spending time learning about how to make gifs using the Palettegen/Platteuse filters in ffmpeg. Here's the results of my hard work. Perfect Helldivers 2 gif.

Many Nights a Whisper has been nominated for best Bite-sized game of 2025 at the @indiegameawards.gg !! yaaaay!!!

Happy Vaisakhi!

Alberta welcomed more than 1,051 immigration candidates in May through targeted AAIP draws aimed at supporting economic growth and filling workforce shortages across industries. immigcanada.com/alberta-pnp-... #immigcanada #albertapnp #aaip #pnpdraw #skilledworkers

Mayo Clinic researchers screened a hundred trillion DNA sequences to find aptamers that lock onto senescent zombie cells in mice, the cells driving inflammation, cancer, and dementia. Past senolytic drug trials kept failing for lack of a reliable target. Human studies are next.

Milwaukee Brewers' pitcher Abner Uribe earns a salary of $798,300.

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Stephon Castle putback layup

💥 #NarcoRubio : The #UnitedNations must open the #StraitOfHormuz for us 🤔 "What is the purpose of the #UnitedNations⁉️ The #UnitedNations was supposed to be a place where you could peacefully resolve global conflict." 🙄 “We are taking it to the #UnitedNations”

Happy 250 Birthday America We still love you We have hope for a better future! #250USA #USDemocracy

The background music???

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Strawberry ice cream and banana have a treasure map to go blending in search of a berry'd treasure.

Wait guys It's nearly summer, and it's almost 30° I know who to draw!

Marco Rubio: The ultimate political sellout.

There is absolutely no shortage of fuel at gas stations in Russian-occupied Crimea. Anyone who says otherwise is a Western liar.... Note the queue on the right and try to count the vehicles 😂 #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #Russian #StopRussia #SlavaUkraini #RussiaIsATerroristState #MakeRussiaPay #SPIEF

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