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FIT CHILD SEATS: A somber Jane Asher narrates this 1980s PIF about the importance of child safety seats. It's a PIF that preys on the imagination: the dummies' reactions are horribly realistic. Usually seen in the early hours, making The Hitman and Her's advert breaks a fraught experience.

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