scottlang999
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I flopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2 A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was a-chasin' poor sweet Sue He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'll saw you all in half"
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What a lovely farewell gift for CBS, and it’s quite fitting.
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If this were about rewarding them and not punishing us, he would give them his own money
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Well, let’s see if I can keep the party going just a bit longer. I’ve since retired. The T-Shirt with Trump‘s face as a urinal, but I trot it out for special occasions.
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Not a lot of people can be funny in an intellectual way that still reaches people from all walks of life, it’s not condescending. It’s honest without being crass. The man truly is...
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Will the real American Hitler please stand up please stand up. Are we gonna have a problem here?
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What Epstein investigation? There was never an Epstein investigation per se; any talk of one will dissipate shortly under my watchful eye. This department has been mismanaged, and I’ll be getting it back on track
Trump is the monster under your bed doesn’t pay taxes, but spends other people‘s money like a drunken whore. It’s time he pay his own bills. with his money.
probably too busy counting other people‘s money to concentrate on something as silly as his actual job
So where God loves fools and children Trump settled on fools? The man was free to spread his rhetoric wide and far it didn’t become problematic until he cheered on the release of the Epstein files
Meanwhile, look at Dr. oZ‘s face. They are so proud of the Con job. They’re doing on the uneducated the true believers, and they couldn’t do that if they hadn’t compromised every major broadcast. Trump only wants puff pieces and softball questions that he can manipulate. Laziness in motion.
If DEI is so offensive, so unpalatable, what is this January 6/ slushy fund about unless you’re down with NWA, you don’t get to take taxpayer dollars and ride off into the sunset screaming” F” the police that’s blood money and in case you missed it that blood was blue
January 6 cases on a case-by-case basis. Maybe if all that time weren’t spent redacting the Epstein files, things like this wouldn’t have slipped through your fingers. What is the expression about going to dig someone’s grave that says you should dig your own as well, and here we are
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This indie developer is making a title inspired by the PS1/GBA/DS era of Castlevania games, so I guess "Metroidvania" wouldn't exactly be the right thing to call it, right? It's called Magnavale: Eternal Soul, will you play this?
Top military officials kept Trump out of the situation room during the rescue of downed soldiers bc of his erratic behavior. This is more proof that he isn’t fit to be president and is a threat to national security. This needs to be top news.
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Members of Congress asked about accountability. Bondi deflected and pointed to… the stock market. Justice isn’t measured by the Dow Jones. Survivors deserved truth but instead they got excuses and her performance for Dear Leader. Just pathetic.
Alors que les joueurs du PSG reviennent sur la pelouse à Budapest pour entamer la deuxième mi-temps, le Parc des Princes chante pour son club 😍 #PSG #Arsenal #Liguedeschampions
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En 2018, Jack Lang défend le pédophile incestueux Woody Allen sur Quotidien, et à la fin de l’émission, sa fille s’empresse de contacter Epstein pour lui demander s’il a vu comment son père a défendu Woody Allen...🤢
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