PB (Caudle) - Squirmy Skug
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*The Betelgeusian Book Clerk seems a bit worse for wear lately, ever since he became an alien for a short period he seems to be dropping books, knocking things over. His odd, thick whiskers glow pink with blush* I-I'm sorry I keep messing up, I promise I'll be better at shelving later...
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