PB (Caudle) - Squirmy Skug
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What does a boyfailure have to do to get a *tailhugs* on the regular? HA I actually considered paying a dom recently, am I that lonely? HA It's just...I feel like if I could find someone who didn't need the intruction booklet...and just...HAD my tail fetish...I would be a lot happier...pipe dreams
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