PB (Caudle) - Squirmy Skug
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Don't mind me, I'm just stressed out lately and looking for ports of release. WEH...it's just...I feel so lonely lately, so misunderstood. Surely...SURELY there is someone out there who could push my buttons...who ALSO has those buttons? Like...Do I have to be Tail Professor? Can I be Student?
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