PB (Caudle) - Squirmy Skug
@secretcaudle
Wait... Should I probably have NOT gone to a hospital on christmas eve to be filled with the trauma of a neighbor whose husband burned to death in front of her in a horrible fire in a year where my mom died? JESUS. I have been through...too much in the 2020's, no wonder I was a thin water balloon
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Like...if anyone so much as WHISPERS the word 'Conservatership' within earshot of me as I get older I will move into the woods and ya'll won't see me again HA. But somehow that won't stop me from championing personality disorders, and being there for weird folks forever.
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Bon appétit! 😊 Quand l'appétit va, tout va. Quand l'appétit va, tout va. Vidons les futailles, à nous la ripaille. Quand l'appétit va, tout va.
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