#IAvoidTensionBy shaking one out. Nothing like a good martini!

After nobody remembered to buy something to grill, plans for the barbecue still inevitably #FellIntoPlace

You #HaveNothingToFear if you're already a demon.

Peep my mad skills, yo #WhyImBadAtSeduction

The Ace Tomato Company, formed through a series of corporate mergers, was the crowning acquisition of the government agency headquartered deep under a deserted drive-in. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

#TheBartenderToldMe to avoid the glory hole sushi.

Maybe eat some lasagna with a cat Haven't decided how to prepare the cat yet, though #MyMemorialDay2026Plans

I'm #RecoveringFrom T-Pain

Don't: Do high sticking, hooking, tripping, or spearing It's bad Do: Go to the box, and feel shame #HockeyPlayoffsDosAndDonts

Or this:

FBI Director Cash Patel has been accused of using his position to hand out personalized whiskey bottles as favors to those he encounters on official business. This is just the latest in a series of questionable actions from the embattled director. Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #Scandal

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Taxpayer funded money funneling concentration camps‼️

Top 10 Cryptocurrency headlines 🙄 1. Bitcoin climbs back near $78k as stock markets rally; Iran risks 2. Traders Push Bitcoin Near $79,000 Resistance, Wiping $120M More🚀- seefinish.com/cryptocurren... 🎁 Shop @ ZUMAFIND.COM 🇳🇬 #bitcoin #crypto #xrp #cryptocurrency #ai

Instagram post from @esmithimages.bsky.social 🧵 “I was invited to a small gathering of creators at the Wende Museum to photograph Xavier Becerra as his quest to become the next Governor of California has become much more of a possibility in recent weeks.” Xavier Becerra, Culver City, California.

Manuel Aaron Fajardo ha insistido en que su hijo no está investigado por ningún delito, aunque aparezca en el auto de la Audiencia Nacional por el caso de José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero

#qp The Alley That Blooms #aiart bsky.app/profile/a5ro...

News on influencers with @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #tipsandtricks #behindthescenes #hollywood #WrestleMania #tornado

Hire a clown, expect a circus. The GOP is happy to comply and re-enforce every lie that Trump will say tonight at Trump's State of the Union. Expect a very long fact check response by the real media... #TrumpsStateOfDelusion

Donald Trump’s Executive Order attempting to take over our elections is unconstitutional and unserious.

Business as usual for Jordan #Pickford 🧨 #UTFT 💙🤍

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Cubs looking for a second-straight win. Game two of their three-game set vs. the Angels at Wrigley Field. It’s cloudy and 49 degrees. Wind blowing in from left. Slight chance of rain. Score broadcast time is 6:05 pm CT. Join us!!

LETS GO KNICKS!!!!! @rhemarkable.bsky.social

🏁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥇 George Russell beat Mercedes team mate Kimi Antonelli and McLaren's Lando Norris to pole position for the 2026 Canadian Grand Prix with a last-gasp effort. #F1 #CanadianGP

bro wanted to win and show off so bad but team kim seokjin always wins 😭 #runbts

'[In] water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance else that is in the Earth; and many of the Children of Illuvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen' (J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion, p. 19).💧💗

If you do receive the funds? Donate to Tala and her brother. She is a prophet so she’d share it with her community as well. She is a part of our house now. 🏡 Her brother, I worry has been sick. He takes on a lot of responsibility, it’s not right that Israel did this. I will vouch for Gaza

Fighting and Delivering for our snowed-in D.C. Seniors! As a proud Mailman for years in our city, I learned to deliver every day for our neighbors—no matter the weather. It’s who we are at our best. #FightAndDeliver #FightForALLDC

Let’s be honest — some 9-to-5 folks making more money than half these “CEOs.” 😭 You got a title, they got benefits. 🎥 Full clip here https://www.youtube.com/live/yO62l9kz17Q?si=Z-oSZDdFAi8HCwcH #UntraditionalEntrepreneur #TruthHurts #BusinessTalk #CEOReality

⭐ WISHLIST & PLAY WEDNESDAY ⭐ More games. More chaos. More to play. Five featured titles and counting. Demos are live. Classics are ready. Now’s the time to jump in. 👉 Play or Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/publisher/ar... #WishlistWednesday #Steam #IndieGames #Gaming #FlashGames

#petedavidson #elsie hewitt #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Lifestyle/es/bs/Pete-Davidson-y-Elsie-Hewitt-se-separan-cinco-meses-después-del-nacimiento-de-su-hija/1277308

A heavy-hitting rematch between Will Ospreay and PAC showed just how far each man was willing to go to inflict pain on the other! Watch the #AEWDynamite replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!

🇮🇱 Ritualistic sexual abuse of children as young as 3 & 4 by Israeli settlers in the West Bank has been acknowledged by the Gush Etzion Regional Council — after years of denial — following a bombshell Kan 11 investigation.

This is sad and unacceptable for people who want to serve on our judiciary OP: @couriernewsroom

Nothing like #HockeyHandshakes to end off the Western Conference Final! 🤝 #StanleyCup

Analog Alchemy. Some pencil tests from the hand drawn animated short film I’m working on. ©️2025 Randall Kaplan #darkart #horrorfilm #animation #handdrawnanimation #shortfilm #penciltests #handdrawn #traditionalanimation #darkartist

What happened??? www.instagram.com/reel/DY7WiWz...

Audio The Three Johns Torches of Liberty

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter F (First or Last) Robert Forster

While Pennsylvanians struggle to make ends meet, Trump is again spending our tax dollars to fuel illegal wars. Pennsylvanians are facing an affordability crisis; enough is enough! #TaxDayPA

One Part Of This Commercial Really Grinds My Gears!!!!!! #tv #annoyed #autisticgamingplus

#reddeadredemption2 #rockstargames #xox

"It’s perfect for a five-minute break: just long enough to slot in a few pieces and reset your brain." In this week's instalment of our anniversary blog series, Dr Jo Garrett explores the enduring (and sometimes infuriating) tradition of the Centre jigsaw. www.ecehh.org/news/15yrs-p...

@genesperling.bsky.social: President Trump is doubling down on tariffs, risking even higher prices, weaker job growth, and more economic uncertainty instead of prioritizing consumers, small businesses, and long-term growth.

🎪 'Lle diogel a saff i gael amser tawel i ffwrdd o’r prysurdeb' Mae gofod newydd ar faes Eisteddfod yr Urdd eleni yn cynnig 'man diogel i bobl ifanc ac oedolion ag anableddau dysgu' yn ôl un sydd wedi cael profiad yno

Worth a Watch―Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) questioned Kevin Warsh, tRump's pick for Fed chair, about his investments and his potential connections to Jeffrey Epstein. Full video👉🏾 www.ms.now/ms-now/watch... #PINKS 1/2

I ain't tryna play boy (Stan KATSEYE)

Fahrt mehr Mainfähre hat er gesagt Mehr Mainfähre ist er gefahren Also Fahrt mehr Mainfähre

in the woods as in life trouble everywhere...

ROMAN REIGNS DOES IT AGAIN ☝️ #WWEClash

The Return Capsule Carrying Shenzhou-21 Crew Re Entry and Landing in North China.

Happy 4th of July. Have fun and celebrate safely 🎈🧨🌭🍔

We're focused on making your life more affordable & ensuring government works for you.

Amanda Camm in full blame-Labor mode, demanding former ministers face the media. Herself & Deb Frecklington received the child safety report two weeks ago. They released it yesterday just before attending a media conference. It's Qld's 3rd such report since 2004. #qldpol

Fuck the ICEtapo Instagram: 50501movement

Thank you, Beth! 💙 @ladybug014.bsky.social @hendrixgirl.bsky.social @neesiefromca.bsky.social @kgusler.bsky.social @skyviewfarm.bsky.social @drshowup.bsky.social @saneman.bsky.social @unewme.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol

Williamson County/Brentwood Area- A vehicle fire on I-65 southbound near Concord Road 3:15am CT. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net

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Josh Hader completes his first save since July 29th of last season