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Guy Fawkes puts on the armor of god as he takes it to the street #guyfawkes #vendetta #blownup #corporationssuck

Footage from yesterday’s ramming and stabbing attack in Modena, Italy. Police insist it was not a terror attack, but claimed the attacker suffered from mental health issues. #AureFreePress #News #press #Italy

NEW: Consumer prices rose 3.8% annually in April, the fastest rate since May 2023. CNBC's Andrew Ross Sorkin has the latest.

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Great unaired post-match promo from Oba Femi. #WWERaw #WWE

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It's unfortunate.But I think everybody knows exactly where all this is from.

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🚧 Traffic. ⚽ Sports facilities. 📚 SEND support. These were just some of the issues raised with me at today’s Street Surgery in Wymondham. Thank you to everyone who stopped for a chat. These conversations help me take local concerns directly into my work as your MP.

Bo Bichette has hit two-run home runs in consecutive plate appearances. It's his first multi-homer game with the Mets.

"Just when you thought it was safe to come out from behind the sofa, he's back..." BBC2 trailer for a repeat of "Doctor Who: The Daemons" (1992). #DoctorWho

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President Zelensky #RussiaAttacks

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Shipwrecks spawn during your run, which lets you upgrade your ship. One of the upgrades is augmenting your cannonballs with chain lightning! #gamedev #indiedev

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The coalition between Peter Thiel and Hulk Hogan that captured Trumpism. @swajcmanearle.bsky.social joins @emilybell.bsky.social on Journalism 2050. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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🎧 The Jabot: Chat with public defender Emily Galvin Almanza, co-founder of Partners for Justice, on why expanding public defense beyond punishment works. For the full episode: https://ow.ly/PHou50YO1un

Izabella Galindo, MPH (Epidemiology), reflects on how her time at UTMB SPPH sharpened her research interests in aging and correctional health. Izabella served as Vice President of the SPPH Student Association this past year.

Europe is not just about geography, it's also about the values and principles we share. That’s why we are glad to welcome Canada at the European Political Community meeting today to discuss common issues. We will be talking about connectivity, but also resilience to the threats we are all facing.

My band – Mitchell Park Band – had a blast performing at the No Kings Protestival in Palo Alto. Here are some highlights... Many thanks to @indivisiblepaloaltoplus.org

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We had a staff meeting this morning. It was...fun?! Take a behind-the-scenes look at how we use Art, Nature, and People to make a stereotypically boring meeting into something fun, engaging, and informative.

Menstrual health is not a privilege it’s a right. This month, we’re amplifying voices, challenging stigma, and advocating for access to menstrual care and education. Let’s normalize the conversation and push for real change. #MenstrualHealth #EndStigma #HealthForAll #SRHR

The 2026 IIHF Men's World Championship start this weekend in Switzerland! 🏒 (1/3)

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I think Pete explained it best when asked on a conservative leaning podcast if America was ready for a gay president.

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Great night with the Scotch Plains Democratic Club — thank you Chair John Del Sordi. Peak Jersey energy: tough questions, real talk on research funding, protecting rights, and how we flip NJ-07. People are fired up and ready to win. Let’s go. #NJ07

NP will stop: the Russian company "Shahid" completely destroyed the branch number 1 of Nova Poshta in Dnipro, - a statement from the company

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🥋🥊Round 3 of the Shidokan format switches from bareknuckle karate rules to kickboxing; Arbocius lashes out with a right hand off a caught kick that puts N'Toh down for the third time in as many rounds.

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The official White House social accounts are still using music from artists who have explicitly told them to stop. Kesha is the latest to say no and warned people not to let their posts distract from the #EpsteinFiles. #ProudBlue

🇧🇩 Viral 'Donald Trump' buffalo spared from sacrifice in Bangladesh A buffalo in Bangladesh nicknamed "Donald Trump" for its flowing blonde hair has been spared from sacrifice after shooting to online fame, and will instead be cared for at the national zoo.

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One of the institutions we thought would keep up the guardrails against Trump’s lawlessness was the U.S. Military. Foreign Policy expert@djrothkopf.bsky.social says they have failed. bit.ly/Click-2-Listen YouTu.be/gs_AGqa4WQg

🏆⚽ Les images des sélections nationales de football arrivant en Amérique du Nord se multiplient à l'approche du coup d'envoi de la Coupe du monde de football, le 11 juin. ➡️ Pour les Bleus, il faudra attendre la semaine prochaine. #CoupeDuMonde #CDM #CDM2026 #Mondial2026 #FifaWorldCup

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