Okay despite the early crash this is the best a game has ever looked on a console, dear god. Please bluesky do not reduce my footage to 1997 potato gif quality, just this once.

We love it don’t we folks

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

Sunday night timeline cleanse

Don’t worry. This isn’t scary at all. I’m fine. This absolutely is not my last public transmission. Why would you even say that.

Not flawless. I still need to negotiate active cover better. But lord this was satisfying. Outmanned, no weapon, stuck in a corner. Game’s simple enough that I know all the tools and complex enough that I can do a bunch of things with them.

Came so close to another naneinf but ran out of runway. Frustrating to fail when you’re just a few hands away. Had money problems the whole time. But not a bad score in the end. I’ll take 8.406e241 any day.

I use this great app called Clean Email, which let’s me mass block or unsubscribe from any mailing list. Holy shit. Who did I piss off?

People. I am on the run of my life. This is ante 6. I need 30,000 points. I, uh, scored more than that.

A lot of people ask how I keep my Balatro economy lively while I chase big scores. They’re not mutually exclusive! They’re reciprocating. One build can do both. No one picks the Faceless Joker because it’s a bad idea to discard three face cards at once… unless your deck is mostly face cards.

"The league did what I thought they were gonna do. Prioritize superstardom and views over a person's well-being and health" – Kendrick Perkins on Victor Wembanyama avoiding a suspension

I've talked about this before, but one of my favorite pieces of media ever and my favorite piece of my favorite genre kind of delves into this a bit By having characters who have human " disguise" That kind of start to accept both of their faces as equally what they look like

Le Canada possède ce que le monde convoite, de notre main-d’œuvre à nos industries, en passant par les minéraux critiques et l’énergie, entre autres. Et nous avons le bon plan pour renforcer la capacité de notre pays.

This April Fool's Day, don't be tricked by Lombardo's claims to be the education governor. His record of vetoing bills that would have provided free universal lunch for K-12 & protected schools from ICE tells a different story.

OYSTER 🦪 is here with more #jobs for 2026! Check out 👇 opportunities in #marine #science

BREAKING: As tensions between Tokyo and Beijing escalate, Japanese authorities have unexpectedly raised the country's flag on Mount Fuji to assert sovereignty over the iconic landmark.

High achievers don't narrate their journey mid-way; they're immersed in their craft. 'Dragon Energy' comes from internal momentum, not external validation. Focus on your actions rather than talk. Silence signals true progress; let your results shout for you.

Preciate you…..didn’t feel like selling my turtle 🐢 to go see it

Did you know the war in Iran could raise the prices of some of your favourite everyday items? Spiking oil prices have been the biggest impact on those outside the conflict zone so far. But oil isn’t just for fuel, it also goes into making lots of other consumer products.

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Oil check #wrestler

Estar ahí detrás de Xabi Alonso... #xabialonso #brieflines #culo #ass #hotsportsmen #footballer

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📺 TV Festival is back! Celebrate 50 years of KAKM with an encore presentation of episode 6 of Ken Burns: The American Revolution. We'll be live in the studio sharing what makes Alaska Public Media so special. Learn more at buff.ly/o82S9jm.

TOMORROW: 🗓 April 16 📍 WAHS Gym ⏰ Doors 5:00PM | Start 5:30PM Join DFA Founder @williamhe.bsky.social & former VA House Minority Leader David Toscano for a conversation about where this country is headed. Come for the speakers, stay for the free food! 🍕 FREE TICKETS: dreamforamerica.org/wahs26

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It was great to see cross-party agreement on the issues raised at the Rough Sleeping among families with children debate today. @paulabarkermp.bsky.social We encourage collaboration across Government departments to ensure that rough sleeping is a never event for children.

When the sunlight hits your skin Colored painted sketch comm!! With a bit of mixed media!! for IneedfoodandIwantfood!!

It’s never been more important to stand up for press freedom in the United States. This World Press Freedom Day — and every day — Freedom of the Press Foundation is here to defend those rights. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social to learn more about our work, and donate today: freedom.press/donate

Your voice matters on Capitol Hill! 📢 Our annual Lawmaker Education and Advocacy Day brings companies and investors to DC to advocate for business-driven solutions. Join us March 17-19 in D.C. Register now to help shape the future of an affordable, clean economy. https://events.ceres.org/lead2026

Big Vik enjoying the moment. You love to see it. 😊

Hab schon wieder Königlichen Besuch gehabt und musste gleich wieder los. Hihihi

Those who pay attention are the ones who understand……. #AEW

💙📚🤠 Order #TheAcornStories for humor, 90s nostalgia, fall vibes, pop culture references, small-town romance, and quirky characters. “A lush tangle of small-town life.” - #KirkusReviews #Texas #ShortStories www.goodreads.com/book/show/31... www.barnesandnoble.com/w/acorn-stor...

Yeah pretty much. The screaming army at the end isn’t me but like could be..yk?

When the Killers sing Mr Brigjtside to a Buffalo crowd. Come on Arsenal!!

None of these bootlicking pieces of shit should be confirmed as judges 🤨👇🏼

CHER-0023: SR 92 at Molly Ln (Cherokee) 🕒 7:03 PM - 7:04 PM ET (3x speed) 🌡️ 82°F | Mostly Clear 📍: 34.085163,-84.540750

WHOOP HAT TRICK (WHAT) WHOOP HAT TRICK (YEAH) WHOOP HAT TRICK (UH-HUH) WHOOP HAT TRICK (I LIKE IT)

This explains how I feel about Criminal Trump being my president again! Who voted for this Soviet Compromised Pee Drinker?

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR IT

CBC... Neglecting to mention "Nvidia," as an entity interest, of the build process.

it’s time to pick my next 5 reads. in this house, we judge books by their covers. books: 👽 cursed bunny by bora chung 👽 open wide by jessica gross 👽 mister magic by kiersten white 👽 lagoon by nnedi okorafor 👽 of cattle and men by ana paula maia #books #tbr #BookTok #HorrorBooks #LitFic

We started the hike too late to watch the horses in training but there was still plenty to see. The hares were far too fast to be captured but they were a joy to watch running free & far afield. The rams were more dodgy as they came running at us. @yorkshiredales @visitengland @visityorkshire

Survivors of domestic abuse shouldn’t be chased for council tax debts caused by the person they had to escape. Citizens Advice Scotland highlighted this injustice and we have called for change so survivors can rebuild without fear of financial fallout. 👇

Momentum is rolling for Will Ospreay! After advancing to the semifinals of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament, Ospreay is riding high, but Kenny Omega had a warning about his connection with the Death Riders! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

🌍This #EarthDay, learn how reproductive choice supports people to adapt to the #ClimateCrisis. “Resources are scarce now because of climate change. If women can’t choose when to become pregnant, their lives and those of their children become difficult.” - Binetou, Senegal https://ow.ly/WgJl50YNQYf

Drake challenges DJ Akademiks with a wild choice: $1 million cash or a private dinner with Drake. The offer blurs the line between wealth and influence in hip-hop. #Drake #DJAkademiks #HipHopNews #MillionOrMeal #DrakeOffer 🔗 Tap to see more – www.hypefresh.com/drake-offers...

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⭕Le #Hezbollah publie des images d’une opération menée le 27 mai 2026, visant un char Merkava de l’armée #Israélienne à la périphérie Sud de la localité de #Zawtar-Al-Charqiya, dans le Sud du #Liban, à l’aide d’un drone #FPV-Ababil.

ICYMI: In his latest speech, Deputy Governor Nicolas Vincent discusses the forces shaping today’s labour market and how understanding these forces help inform our monetary policy decisions. 👉For more details: https://bit.ly/4dAnasY

The last birdcam video today features an extreme closeup of Mr Finch. #birds

Nuair a bhí The Journal thíos i gCorcha Dhuibhne, bhí grúpa múinteoirí óga faoi oiliúint ó Choláiste Mhuire Gan Smál ann ar thréimhse oiliúna. Roinn siad a tuairimí féin faoin gcúrsa: jrnl.ie/7053169

It's fun hearing Keanu Reeves geeking out about #Babymetal! 🤘 #Metalsky

It's Okay To Be Woke: Scott Pelley being fired is another sign of journalism dying in the USA. #woke #wokeness #staywoke #politics #liberal

Get it on Bang the Drum PUT IT ON! Tees by Sillytees LINK ON MY PROFILE #TheFastShow #AntiTrump #Summer #tshirts #savethenhs🌈

#June #January #year #months #change #thrive #life #wisdom

The Terminator (1993) #SegaCD #SEGA

Part of the reason I decided to give The Boys another chance is how thoroughly TikTok has dedicated itself over the years to showing me this show in thirty second clips. The Deep is putting in Frank Burns on M.A.S.H. level work being the meathead.