today’s funny

you’re absolutely right!

me when oomf post his dick on the tl

*never watched a basketball game* me, a new yorker hearing that the knicks are going to the finals:

them chickens ash and i’m lotion

i find it fascinating how expansive gender and sexuality is, as well as how they intersect within attraction and romance.

about to put them in the oven

I GOT A HUNNID GUNS A HUNNID CLIPS

you know it!

WE GETTING NEW MUSIC FROM RICO NASTY!

Look at the ball movement from the New York Liberty

“The influence of Nicola Sturgeon on the SNP manifesto is far greater than I expected” Andy Maciver points out that the SNP's manifesto policies are very similar to those of Nicola Sturgeon’s: there is a great focus on social issues, but not so much on the economy…

Fairfax County: Supervisor slams proposed Tysons casino as a senator’s vanity project, citing massive community opposition and economic concerns. Watch why they are fighting to protect the local vision. #Tysons #NoCasino

GOATED!🐐 *Normalize disrupting Fascists! #London

A Jasper favorite has come to Edmonton-City Centre! Check out the Patricia Street Deli at 10567-111 Street starting tomorrow, Dec. 1. #ableg

BBC News report President Trump saying the strait of Hormuz will open BBC News also report that Iran says that they still control the strait of Hormuz

Update:

That weird siren you hear is actually Buddy Hield lmao

Meanwhile, Russia's desperate air defence continues in Novorossiysk, the port in Krasnodar region.

Is 2019 as great a film year as everyone always claims? This month’s guests: Morgan from Hall of Film and Sydney Strange Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, including in video on YouTube (link in bio) #movies #filmsky

NEWS: YouTube has demonetized Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. The satire continues. This week’s F’d TROOPS is now on Patreon. Check out my latest anti-war short film. Subscribe + watch: patreon.com/mrnewbergers...

New Waifu of 2026 #2: Aqua (Kingdom Hearts) Took me long enough for a second! She's cute, she's sweet, she's protective, and she's amazingly beautiful. Not best girl IN KH, but definitely best girl FROM KH.

"Hey Nekomancer, should the person reading this go add your game to their Steam Wishlist?"

Wed - May 20, 2026 @ 10 PM EDT: The image loop of hourly rainfall below runs from 10 pm tonight through 10 pm Thu with the images every 2 hours. Rainfall images for Central PA are also shown from 8 pm Wed through 8 pm Thu, and 72 hour totals from 8 pm Wed through 8 pm Sat.

Gotta admit, I’m not a mentalist, someone who reads minds. I’m only a photo archivist. But I’d still bet 96% of you reading this haven’t looked at your old printed photos since the day they were developed. 🔗 www.scanmyphotos.com/blog/2025/04...

Happy Saturday Caturday! #cat #saturday #caturday #jumpscare

Via Phil Collins official TikTok page Watch as Phil Collins & *NSYNC record "Trashin' The Camp" together for the "Tarzan" soundtrack. "It was like an extra member, we had six members today." - Chris Kirkpatrick The Tarzan soundtrack was first released this week in 1999. #PhilCollins #NSYNC #Tarzan

Teoscar Hernández is heating up. He hits a three-run homer off the foul pole to give the Dodgers a 4-3 lead over the Brewers.

The old robot stop sign trick. I've seen variants of this inc a guy w a stop sign shirt from ~2 years ago. Still hard to believe Waymo robots are this unaware though. "disclaimer: we found this stop sign on the side of the road, we did not take it off its pole" OP: tiktok.ataxingwoman

Christine, just remember...

Big, ambitious, weird, and difficult, Mina the Hollower is like last year’s Silksong, built transparently on its inspirations but something altogether its own

Another new item for 2026 are these Polar Camel water bottles that can be custom engraved with any design and text that you want. Perfect for summer sports. #customengraved #customengraving #sportsbottle #engravedsportsbottle #polarcamelbottle #engravedpolarcamel #personalizedbottle

Wab Kinew: "There's so much to love about this country. There's so many unique cultural aspects of this place. And we're the first nation of hockey."

Choplifter! Plataformas: SG-1000, MSX Año: 1984 Géneros: Desarrollador: Brøderbund Software Publicador: Sony, Sega #Choplifter! #SG-1000 #MSX

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Joyful ice cream cartoon sundaes to fill your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone.

Five stars are nice. No one is hiring you because of them. People are scrolling straight to the reviews. If it says “highly recommend” five times, it gets ignored. If it says exactly what problem you solved and how you showed up, that is what sticks. That is what gets picked.

Eine Seefahrt die ist lustig.... #TerawayUnfolded #Playstation5

Is Ewing the spark this team needs? #lgm #metsbaseball

"If you're a parent, this should make your stomach drop." bit.ly/4bHxvTk

#streetphotography coverage #pictures over Saint Patrick Cathedral, Easter Sunday Manhattan NY tranquil festive environment #reels #clip scenery Sunday Funday

I refuse to believe this is a real video. I've seen the Williams sisters beside ordinary people and they are a regular height and size.

👾 Steam, Drift86, da riscattare gratuitamente fino alle 18:00 del 3 Giugno. • t.ly/etnyl 🎮 Steam, Paralives, 35,09€. • t.ly/K3g7K #pc #gratis

Something new is coming next week. AI: Tools or Gods? is a new podcast exploring the stories, myths, and assumptions shaping the public conversation around AI. Subscribe via aitoolsorgods.transistor.fm/subscribe to stay up to date and catch the first episode when it drops. #AI #Podcast

LinkedIn scannt Browser Daten https://www.pixeledi.eu/freebies?link=184 LinkedIn unter Verdacht Browser Daten und Addons auszulesen #linkedin #datenschutz #privacy #security

#iran #conflict #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-06/us/International/fr/bs/United-States-pauses-Hormuz-naval-escorts-amid-talks/1267858

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for helping generations of us fall in love with our natural world, and inspiring so many to protect it for the future.

By gutting OSAP grants, the Ford gov is forcing students to choose between an education and a lifetime of debt. This will create barriers to post-secondary education - while ON already has the highest youth unemployment rate across the country. #onpoli

It’s a snow globe at Soldier Field 30 minutes before kickoff. #Bears

[20260530] Shorts/Reels/Tiktok 'Baby Flower' D-2🔥 #tripleS #트리플에스#ASSEMBLE26 #LOVEnPOP #Baby_Flower #트리플에스 #トリプルS

Two things can be true at once: private credit isn't identical to 2008-era shadow banking, and some of the same vulnerabilities may be creeping back. Similar enough to inspect closely.

🚨🚗 BLUEBOT CAUSES CHAOS! 🚗🚨 Russian Driver Fakes Foreign Accent to Avoid Blame 😂 | RuViral 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

Woke-Ideologen fordern Anti-Diskriminierungsstellen auf Straßenfeste: Die Kölner Ratsmehrheit aus Grünen, SPD und Linken fordert von Veranstaltern künftig ein „Awareness“-Konzept. Dies könne etwa eine Person sein, die sich auf Festen um Menschen kümmert, die sich diskriminiert oder unwohl fühlen 🔽

Paddling through one of the most beautiful places on Earth - Geirangerfjord, Norway TT: gomunro

🇮🇱🇺🇸 Netanyahu: US and Israel disagree but For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Good luck with whatever it is you are trying to do here.

Africa Corps drone strikes JNIM fuel tanks near Niafunké For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Don't stop talking about the Epstein' files,Trump's gonna get a quick slap of reality after the midterm elections Don't Stop TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN FILES SINCERELY The radical left Scum 🥰🥰

Emniyet güçleri aklımızla alay eder gibi bize dava açın, direnmeyin diyor. “İki şirkete dava açtım, kazandım, paramı vermiyorlar. Alıversene o zaman paramı!” Kiremitçilerin korumalığını bırakın, sorumuza cevap verin, yolumuzdan çekilin. Biz yürüyeceğiz!

I’m crine :(