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Least Exciting Port Royal Feature:

Defense Minister Fedorov announced Ukraine’s first operational guided aerial bomb. Featuring a unique design and a 250 kg warhead, it is built to destroy Russian fortifications, command posts, and other targets dozens of kilometers deep within occupied territories.

Putin Declares Russia-China Partnership an "Important Stabilizing Force” for Global Peace. 🤡🤡

Trump admires the garden at Zhongnanhai with Xi after he destroyed the Rose Garden to build his cheap terrasse. You can’t make this stuff up.

Due to demand, there's another chance to revisit one of the most influential anime films ever made! Catch Katsuhiro Otomo's dystopian cyberpunk anime on Scotland's BIGGEST screen this weekend!! 🎟️👉🏻 https://www.tickettailor.com/events/gscimax/2115547

WATCH THE POTUS HAND SMACK HIS LEG THEN WATCH HIS HAND ON THE HANDRAIL WHEN HE TRYS TO LET GO. ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT DONALD TRUMP IS OFFERING THESE FOREIGN LEADERS. SCOTUS SENATE CONGRESS REPUBLICANS.YOUR THE REASO THERE IS A WAR. NOW YOU YOUR FAMILY'S ARE AT RISK OF LOSEING YOU LIVELYHOODS. FOR WHAT?

🍻 Can you imaging a night out without bartenders, door staff, waiting staff...? Yet this week in Liverpool industry leaders gathered to discuss the nighttime economy. Without the workers who make it run 🤯 Work in hospitality? Join Unite www.unitetheunion.org/campaigns/un...

Very brief History of who the Iranians actually are 👏💙😎💙

Video: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries Vows, After “egregious decision by [SCOVA]”, to Restore 10D-1R Map in Virginia “in advance of 2028”; "And I can tell you right now, as a guarantee, we are taking back control of the...House of Representatives in November." bluevirginia.us/2026/05/vide...

"It's hideous! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!"

Field conditions don’t always match soil moisture measurements. Hear one grower describe how soil moisture data changed his irrigation approach: metergroup.com/solutions/ag...

Day 81 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery at the Driving Range for my First Time, Ever! I learned that I need to wrap my surgical knee because of all of the pivoting. This was FUN. This took my mind off of EVERYTHING!

@neptune45.bsky.social 🇺🇸 Have a GREAT day ! Tenha um ÓTIMO dia ! 🇧🇷

[3/3] Show your support at linktr.ee/bouboucatt which I am truly grateful for 💖🐱 #catrescue #straycats #streetcats #rescuecats #adoptdontshop #fostercats #fosteringsaveslives #sheltercats #animalrescue #savecats #catlovers #supportrescue #catsofbluesky #urgent #nonprofit #cats

Wednesday's radio show: Songs About Gypsies DJ Flower Power (age 12) and Dr. Rock (ancient wizard) play songs based on old fantasies (not actual Romani people) Wed 9 pm CDT (after news) WLHA 640 AM Worldwide Live365 Radio player.live365.com/a04907 Radio Garden radio.garden/listen/wlha/...

Paid a visit to Mojang (Minecraft) yesterday. Thanks for having me! 🙏

True Word Baptist Louisville,KY Their preacher spits dog hate. I'm sure he hates everyone who isn't obsessed with other ppls genitalia, especially the genitalia of little girls. He definitely hates ppl who say no to child marriage, and child rape. He describes himself in his rant👇🏽👇🏽 #SheShed

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Kingdom Hearts Memories & Nightmare Before Christmas Traditions Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 353 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #NightmareBeforeChristmas

Everything they said and property taxes along with regular taxes. And I fucked up yesterday and paid the whole electric bill instead of just the past due 😭

Unsere nach eigenem Dafürhalten so wirtschaftskompetente Regierung könnte die neuerliche Energiekrise im Zuge des Irankriegs zum Anlass nehmen, mit Maßnahmen zur endgültigen Energiewende mehr Autarkie bei Wirtschaft und Verbraucher:innen herzustellen und das Land damit unabhängiger von fossilen ⬇️

The fastest and most exciting Formula E car ever 🤩 Discover more about #GEN4 on the FIA's YouTube channel. #FIA #FormulaE

Listen to what supporting those in need through our Movers for Moms campaign means to Chicago, IL marketing and B2B strategist, Nika Zisman.💜 #moversformoms

“When he looks in the mirror rehearsing”

Comcast News-MSNOW, $400K per/week power couple, were early with the 2-week 'last call. Both Joe and his 3rd wife 'high talk' that they still have phone conversations with the proven racist felon Trump. Trump's words and $2.99 won't even buy a Big-Gulp at the corner 7/11.

Visiting Music Teacher - Piano, Kingston Grammar School. Closes: 05/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/95negt. #independentschooljobs #surreyjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

Canada’s immigration reform plan for 2026 includes replacing multiple Express Entry streams with a single system, helping better match skilled workers with labour shortages. zurl.co/OdBR6

It’s #WorldStatisticsDay Did you know there are now over 𝟓.𝟒 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞? #SocialMediaStats #DigitalMarketing #SocialMediaWow @statistacharts.bsky.social

It's nearing the end of May, but there's still a chance to get your library bingo card stamped! Visit participating Parkland libraries, get one row filled on your bingo card, and enter to win 1 of 10 $100 visa cards! #LibraryLove #ContestAlert #Win

Sing for me, fair damsel #LinksAwakening

Stream over!! Holy shit I went on for 7 hours lmfao. Got to the end but dracula fight is really really hard, so gonna grind offstream I think :3

Wistikles | Elon Musk announced that X Money, the new payments feature inside X, will enter early public access next month. It will act as an in-app wallet for sending and receiving money, storing funds, and paying creators—part of Musk’s vision to turn X into an “everything app.” #wistikles

Released on this day in 1951 was the sci-fi/horror film, 'The Thing from Another World'. Starring Margaret Sheridan, Kenneth Tobey, and Douglas Spencer, it is the story of scientists and Air Force officials who fend off a bloodthirsty alien organism. #OnThisDay

Logan Stankoven's goal gives Carolina a 2-0 lead

The 123rd running of the collegiate National Championship Regatta is back at Lake Natoma all weekend. You can watch some of the best rowers in the country. https://www.kcra.com/article/rowing-championship-at-lake-natoma-offers-close-up-spectator-experience/71447293 

🆘🆘THEY’RE GOING 2KILL🐶NUNO🆘🆘 Begging 4 reposts 2find a 🏡 Volunteer: "Nuno was all wiggles & snuggles…such a happy little guy who clearly ❤️ attention& affection &he kept leaning into staff 4 more ❤️ w/constant tail wags…Nuno has such a joyful, happy presence &so much ❤️ packed into 1 little body”

Finally! Dinner! It's chicken!!! 😺😺😺 #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #Cats

#photography over #NostalgiaTrain NYC December 7th 2025 pre boarding holiday train sight scenery

Me and my mates at G.A.Y. back in the 80s — in my dreams 😂

Video 🇺🇦 Unmanned Systems Forces, lancering van FP-2 drones (middellange afstand). ‘You are used to seeing the spectacular strikes of the 1st Separate Center, but today we will show what usually remains behind the scenes: how crews deploy and prepare aircraft for combat use’. t.me/usf_army/1824

Positive news, my amendment calling on Belfast City Council to enter negotiations with the Department of Health to deliver drug testing at festivals has been agreed at committee. This is about saving lives,harm reduction, and giving people the information they need to make informed decisions.

Good morning folks.

Tomorrow is #WorldAnimalDay! You can #respect and #protect #animals of all shapes and sizes. Contact us for assistance on how to protect animals used in #science #education. #animalday #humanescience #humaneeducation #teachers #scienceeducation #lifesciences #anatomy #biology #scienceteachers #k12

Why I'm Called a _Pursuer Bitch_ in My Relationship

The Cult of the Clitoris 🧵

Just 2 days to go! Final call to join our free webinar: From Friction to Flow: Strengthening Collaboration in Neighbourhood Health Spots are filling up, secure your free place today: bit.ly/4mIF1Rp #PharmacyShow #PS26UK

⏱️1minPas+ sur un jeu oublié, avec cette semaine... Solomon’s Key 2 sur NES #retrogaming

Yes…. We’re now seeing “Silent” was the missing word in…. “ Democracy dies in silent darkness”

INCOMING EAGLES! When we recorded a few weeks ago, we predicted Eagles vs Bills. Let’s see if our prediction will be completely correct.

Around 100,000 gay and bisexual men were arrested in Nazi Germany between 1933 and 1945. Thousands were sent to concentration camps. Many never came home. Trans people and lesbian and bisexual women were also persecuted, but their experience has been documented to a lesser extent.

It's STI Awareness Week! Your sexual health is an important part of your overall health. If you're having sex, you should establish a sexual health routine to protect you and your community. Wondering how to protect yourself from STIs? Visit go.cdph.ca.gov/sti

❤️ 🧲 New dual-contrast CMR separates lung blood from tissue fluid, enabling noninvasive measurement of extravascular lung water—a key driver of pulmonary edema. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Felicia Seemann explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

NEW CHAMP! 🤙🏼 #WWERAW

Orange Crush on the announce desk from Davis!! #AEWDynamite

Au #Liban, au moins huit personnes sont mortes dimanche. Les autorités libanaises dénoncent un massacre. À la demande de la France, une réunion en urgence du Conseil de sécurité de l'#ONU est prévue lundi

LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt says he worries his supporters could be targeted for supporting his campaign.