I should have been a tailor.

Google it and please calm down.

I hate when this happens.

This is what it feels like when I forget I have a paper cut and then squeeze a lemon.

Courtesy of Pusheen.com #Caturday

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And when I woke up I remembered that I bought Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered caramels yesterday.

Nothing beats a good back scratching, just ask this Turtle.

I need to work on the whole sleep hygiene thing.

#theaudiovoice 560: True Wireless Speakers, Auracast, and What’s Missing. The pioneers have shown the way. Now, wireless speakers with Auracast are a huge opportunity for the audio industry. The new Public Address tsunami. And #AlltheAudioNewsthatMatter x4gwm.mjt.lu/nl3/riOh7CAH... #audioXpress

🇭🇹 Des affrontements entre #gangs ont fait au moins 78 morts depuis samedi en #Haïti ➡️ Cette violence a poussé la #population à fuir les échanges de tirs

Konotop in Sumy region, Ukraine. 🕯️94-year-old local resident died as a result of enemy UAV strikes. Her body was found by rescuers under the rubble of a five-story building, the entrance of which was hit by a Russian drone.

🔴 URGENTE | La Guardia Civil pide colaboración para localizar a José Miguel, de 61 años, desaparecido el pasado lunes en Guía de Isora, en el sur de Tenerife ☎️ 062 RTVC.es

Olivia and her family fled an awful situation in the DRC. They’ve done everything right—working, studying, trying to live their lives free of fear. Like so many others, they got caught up in a broken immigration system. I'm thrilled she'll be coming home to Maine and reunited with her loved ones.

SustainabilityOnline recently published its 'Ambition Into Action' report, featuring interviews with leaders about how they are turning #sustainability vision into business reality. Here’s our interview with Didier Bergeret, The Consumer Goods Forum. ✅ Read more: sustainabilityonline.net?p=27807

*sigh* I can’t stop technology I’m doing my best to carve out the posers who helped the industry get this BAD 👎🏼 It’s called patronage - a historical practice to provide artists with food, housing, and workspaces in exchange for creating art for royal palaces, estates, and private chapels #musicsky

🇺🇦 Ukrainians don embroidered shirts on Vyshyvanka day People across Ukraine take to the streets in traditional embroidered shirts to mark Vyshyvanka Day — a powerful symbol of identity, unity and cultural resilience, especially amid Russia’s ongoing invasion

❓ Would you like to strengthen your skills in countering online terrorist and violent extremist content? Join our #CEPOLwebinar, organised by the #CEPOL Knowledge Centre on Counter-terrorism in collaboration with @europol.europa.eu 📅 March 25, 10AM CET ➡️ link.europa.eu/DqGTpm #CEPOL_CKC

MCB’s Public Affairs Manager Lotifa Begum met Paddington Bear in Westminster to highlight the importance of voting. The deadline is tonight at 11:59pm. Register now and make your voice count: https://loom.ly/l2XqUEU

2/2 MSG. Not much difference,lol. #KnicksSky

Repost by @Adam_Mares Excited to join @MattBrooksNBA tonight at Base Camp 5280 to share some G1 takeaways. See you there! Click to see original repost

technology is incredible

#sa #crime #kids #children #bad

Valentinstag 2026 geht die Geschichte des Nebels und dem Vampirclan Vemo weiter. Im Dezember erfahrt ihr mehr. #bskybook #fantasybooks #darkfantasy#vampire#december

Authorities in Washington state say a 21-year-old man is facing a suspected DUI case after a boating crash near a dock. 🚤🚨

Lack of effort isn’t spontaneous #single #girlpower #trending

#shobhaade #aliabhatt #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Entertainment/hi/bs/लेखिका-शोभा-डे-ने-आलिया-भट्ट-के-कान्स-रेड-कार्पेट-में-उपस्थिति-का-मज़ाक-उड़ाने-के-बाद-प्रतिक्रियाएँ-भड़कीं/1278876

Are you tired of watching your business struggle while others thrive? It's time to take action! Modernize your operations, embrace technology, and watch your profits soar. cosmarketingagency.com/ . . #BusinessGrowth #Modernization #Entrepreneurship

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a mini skirt.

Nick Cave, on hopefulness. 🙌🙏🫶👇

Obtained all trophies. #Nioh #PS5Share

Five Black surgical residents are now leading trauma surgery at Johns Hopkins — for the first time in history. That is operational leadership at one of the most respected hospitals in the world. Congrats Dr. Alia, Brown, Mannoh, Enumah & Shoyombo. Representation in medicine matters.

A racist white mother in Ohio who was recorded calling her Black son a “N*GGER” has been identified as Marie Juile, who works as a nurse director at the University of Toledo Medical Center.The video, which has gone viral shows the woman calling her son a “n*gger” multiple

Good morning from Maine!

Love is in the Air. Gute Nacht.

Is your top number high but the bottom one normal? 📈 Understanding the difference between systole and diastole could save your life. We’re breaking down landmark research to settle the debate on which reading carries the most risk. 🏥 (link in the comments below)

Women’s History Month celebrates women shaping culture, science & activism. Neurodiverse leaders like Greta Thunberg (autism) & Greta Gerwig (ADHD) show how different ways of thinking can fuel justice, creativity& leadership. Difference can be a strength. #WomensHistoryMonth #Neurodiversity

"What Does It MEAN?!" 💀🎅🏾☃️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The real value of Trump’s IRS settlement may not be the 1.8 billion dollar fund. It may be the reported release from IRS violations involving Trump and his family. That starts looking less like a settlement and more like protection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEJfNFyK-g

Aaaaaaaaaaaand.... cry

Before the legends, there was the real story. At 16, Patrick was captured and brought to Ireland as a slave, enduring years of hardship near Mount Slemish. Discover the man behind St. Patrick’s Day in St. Patrick: Pilgrimage to Peace on Curiosity Stream. . . . #StPatricksDay #IrishHistory #History

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Time and time again, survivors have been denied justice. Even after Oversight Dems passed the Epstein Transparency Act, Pam Bondi exposed survivors’ personal information while hiding key evidence from the public. Enough of the coverups. We’re getting answers next week. @frost.house.gov

@jerseyshoreblue17.bsky.social

Ever since Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, unlimited money has flooded our elections. Fern is against it. Plain and simple. Because when billionaires and corporate PACs can spend whatever they want, they don’t just outspend candidates, they shape what voters see, hear, and believe.

"Alan Lee couldn't walk for two weeks after!" Our Five Games interviewee this week is ex-Rovers captain Antony Kay. He tells us what it was like playing with - and against - #TRFC legend Ian Goodison. Subscribe to listen in full #SWA patreon.com/posts/150308097

Wenn wir Bienen schützen, schützen wir unser Morgen. 🐝 Zwischen Blüten, Summen und Sonnenlicht entsteht echtes Leben. Bienenberger zeigt, wie Natur, Mensch und Lebensmittel im Einklang wachsen. Vielfalt beginnt klein. #Bienenberger #Biodiversität #NachhaltigLeben #Bienenliebe #Naturverbunden

The System Is a Bit

Watch of for these giant turtle guys

Amos doesn’t get to go outside, but he sniffs Saffron’ paws for clues…

It’s Mosquito Awareness Week! Check your yard each week for places where water can collect. Find a container filled with water? Tip and toss or cover the container. Mosquitoes breed in standing water Learn more: www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID...

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Iowa's primary result #analyticaliowan #analyticaliowanpodcast #primary #politics

Dave Roberts was playing along with his daughter until she tried to rug pull him

TruthMedia123: 演员徐海为 谈起拍戏，实际上越拍越穷，普通人还是不要幻想。 家庭背景，背后大哥，人脉关系 都比个人努力重要得多。

The Bluesky queer community pulling up to @epereza22.blacksky.app's WAWG Weekend in Atlanta in August 💅🏽

🔈 Live finalizada depois de 6h41. Voltamos amanhã para continuar Assassin's Creed 2. Sexta ele deve jogar Gothic 1 Remake e depois assistir a Summer Game Fest. Lembrando que no domingo (7) teremos uma live curtinha para cobrir o evento do Xbox!