I was only thinking about making tiramisu... and this guy shows up.

This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney 🤔🤷👎

It's ok...#Caturday is almost over Otis.

Can we all just be friends??

Mood.

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The topic is spiritual wellness in my online wellness class this week. It's like god, god, god, god, drink water, god and be the absolute best you can be!* * I hope nobody gets hurt.

Good morning everybody!! 🏳️‍🌈 Just in time for Pride Month the introverted guy who plays "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on Rubber Chickens has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Celebration. 🏳️‍🌈

Odyssey just marked two world model firsts back-to-back, which lets multiple players interact inside the same #AI generated world 😱😂 odyssey.ml/introducing-... Is physical teleportation through a monitor possible?🥶😱🤣 How Real is This Technology? theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2026/04/is-p... #scifi

🎥Shoppers have been left staring at a pile of rubble after demolition crews moved in to tear down a Glasgow Lidl to make way for a bigger, rebuilt store. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottis...

⚽ 3ª Andaluza Sénior (Málaga) – Grupo 4 | Jornada 25 F.C. Marbellí "B" vs Peña Compadres "B" 📍 Polideportivo Santa María Chapas 🗓 12/04/26 | 20:00h 📺 Emitido por Marbella Directo 🎙 Narrado por Diego Partida Encuentro exigente en la recta final del campeonato. ⚽🔥

Diagonal panning video from a very detailed shaded map of Yokohama, Japan. The full map is 24780 x 24532 pixels with 0.5 m resolution and is available at https://shadedmaps.github.io Data source: https://www.geospatial.jp [Kanagawa Prefecture General Affairs...

. @diepressecom.bsky.social hat sich einen neuen Look verpasst. Dahinter steckt aber auch eine neue Struktur mit mehr Personalisierungsmöglichkeiten und - für Österreich neuartig - vier fixe Publikationszeitpunkte des Digital-Produkts. Ein erster Sneak Peek: www.horizont.at/medien/news/...

"I've Done It, And Thousands Of Others Have..." | Listen UP Episode 13 - May Riddell - Listen Now! In Listen UP Episode 13, May Riddell shares how seeing healthy, sober people flips the switch — showing why your first meeting or rehab stay can spark real change. LISTEN NOW - lk2.app/luep13

Most people spend their whole lives waiting to feel “ready.” Ready to start. Ready to risk it. Ready to change. But growth happens when you finally let go. ✈️ 🪂 Would you let go? #skydiving #mindset #growth #fearless #freefall #aviation #adrenaline #life #motivation #skydive

About to be playing this on rotation 🔥 #FeelinLikeABucket #WNBA

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ More small changes and quality of life features today! Getting the last of them in before I tackle something more substancial next week! Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

One of three wedding photoshoots that were going on around city hall today at the same time.

Ekitike and Wirtz are firing, but is Salah doing enough for Liverpool? 🔴 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/yr9a798n ✳️: tinyurl.com/5y4adr5x 📺: tinyurl.com/37cbx54h

You’re being led by people who don't even know who you are anymore.  I don’t mean that disrespectfully. I mean you grew. Your mindset shifted. But you’re still making decisions based on a version of you that doesn't exist.

Spurs center Victor Wembanyama, on advancing to the Western Conference finals in dominant fashion: “It’s great. Shows that we already gained a little bit of experience from our short playoff time. I felt like we put ourselves in the best positions, simple as that.”

Two minutes of Satire #janmichaelvincent #kidrock #melaniatrump #airwolf #satire

Todd Monken says he's "all for a clean slate" with Deshaun Watson heading into 2026. Video: Paris McGee Jr, Cleveland.com

Meet the newest addition to our family, YUKI (means snow in Japanese). She is apx 7 yo lab mix and the big love Shes gonna be spoiled rotten, just like all our rescue babies A #fyp #adoptdontshop #rescuedo #spoileddog #yuki

Thank you for including me Jürgen 💙 I'm looking forward to Stephen's next adventure!!

Zelensky The Player Strike deep in Russia, then immediately call for ceasefire, what a double game !

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This leafy guy messes with your turret setup. Wishlist Cardstronaut on Steam today. store.steampowered.com/app/3177510/... #IndieGame #GameDev #CardGame #SciFiIndie #WishlistWednesday

“So long! Enjoy your flight!”

tim, thomas pynchon would like to have a word...

¡Ya ha llegado el viernes! ¿Cómo? ¿Qué no tienes plan para hoy? 🫣 Descubre La Agenda y entérate de todo lo que ocurre en la provincia de Ourense👇 https://mrf.lu/Mhp0

Director of Research Istanbul @canselcuki.bsky.social joined our podcast to discuss Turkey’s efforts to slow inflation after +2 years of reforms under Finance Min. Mehmet Şimşek. Full episode: www.turkeyrecap.com/p/turkeys-ec...

Thank you for sharing! Same weapon that was used on Amy Eskridge

Trump ditched Jr’s Wedding to post Ai videos all day long! He’s very lonely man !

Oficjalnie: Snusiarz zawetuje program SAFE. To nic innego jak #zdradanarodowa

DEMENTIA DON #DEMENTIADON #SUNDOWNING #25THAMENDMENT #Epsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

hbd #leeknow #straykids #skz s-class nyc day 1 #stay

Paper Planet

A classic worth trotting out in any heatwave. One of the inspirations for our get in the bin section.

Average starts the moment comfort gets a vote. Comfort always sounds reasonable right before it slows you down. #flumultus #discipline #mindset #standards #growth

A relationship can look happy and still feel lonely. The fix often starts with one honest conversation asking for more emotional safety. Reply: what’s one small way you feel more seen?

(Probably in Lebanon, when Hzbllh took Metula)

⚡ Get more from your bidirectional charging electric vehicles with the Nuvve DC V2G 40kW or 60kW Chargers! All-in-one form factor, BABA-eligible, smart charging & more! Contact sales@nuvve.com to get more info! #EV #Charging #Nuvve

🇧🇷 Fim da escala 6x1? "A jornada de 40 horas é necessária" — Entrevista RT "A realidade é que é uma pressão dos empresários, porque eles não querem ceder em nada no tempo", afirma Ricardo Antunes, + 🧑‍💻 Com Michele de Mello 📹 O ep.completo rtbrasil.com/programas/en... 🟩 Do Canal da RT Brasil

It’s wild out here #remix #CHH #rap #christianrap #wild #bars #fyp #christianity #gospel #faith #truth #reels #explore #musicsky

Back to back HRs from the Bruinsand Roman Martin ties in the bottom of the 9th with this one

Forward!

BBC spoke to the man making viral Lego-style AI videos for Iran – Explosive Media is one of the key accounts generating these clips👉🏾 www.bbc.com/news/article... #PINKS

Facts, plain and simple 💯💯💯🎯

It was great to connect with so many seniors, hear about the issues that matter most to them, and spend time with such a vibrant group. I loved seeing all the activities happening at the center and to play a little ping pong! Thank you to Harry and Tina Yan for inviting me and for the warm welcome!

5 stacks of Autodidact btw 🙂 Why 🙂 do 🙂 I 🙂 run 🙂 this 🙂 perk? 🙂 #DeadbyDaylight

This is the perfect weekend to curl up with our podcast. Forget the snow. Get empowered! Tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment talk show @ www.womenroadwarriors.com #Podcast #Weekend

🎙️ BALADO | La #rougeole, maladie infectieuse grave et parfois mortelle, se trouve aujourd’hui au cœur d’une inquiétante vague de #désinformation. Eve Beaudin en discute avec Pascal Lapointe de @sciencepresse.qc.ca . 👉 sciencepresse-detecteurderumeurs.transistor.fm/s4/33 🎧 #DétecteurDeRumeurs

"The government's being run by Stephen Miller, who is a white supremacist. Close to the election he'd ask me for retweets almost every day.. He sent me a text 'We need to get the white men out to vote. This will be white boy November revenge of the Kens.' I […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

The Auto Tour is currently full of potholes. It'll be fixed when weather conditions are right. Stay tuned for closure news. Construction on the new pump also creates traffic. Don't stop on the entrance road, & pull to the side fully when viewing wildlife on the loop! www.fws.gov/refuge/ridge...

🚨🔥 "Traitor Blue" dropped! British police & FBI-level betrayal. British police, traitors in blue! Selling out Britain like the FBI crew! Tired of the thin blue line stabbing you? 🔥 #TraitorBlue #BritishPolice #FBIExposed #WakeUpBritain @GOVUK @10DowningStreet @ukhomeoffice @metpoliceuk

Ceci's 3 was upgraded to a flagrant 1. #WNBA