"Hear me out" responsibly, lads.

Sometimes the algorithm is a little too good.

Karen smoked two (2) weeds and immediately said

I don't know why this lady felt the need to attack me, but it feels unnecessary.

ASSAULT

Y'ALL

This is a real game. What the fuck???

Put another way:

For the uninitiated:

The delivery on "mean and stupid" is a thing of beauty.

I hurt my back last week and can’t work much as a result. Pls share my works and adopt creatures if you’re able to 👀👉👈 ladamaluna.com #independentartist #traditionalart #darkart #artprints #homedecor #creaturedrawings #pocartist #mexicanartist #illustrations #collectibleart #cryptidart #witchyart

Each year, we seek to share the story of the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ and God's gift, which is the story of Christmas. Join us for a moment of devotion and scripture as we read Luke 2: 1-20, and reflect on this story of God's love. Praise to the Lord! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL! 🎄 ✝️ ❄️ 🎁

I thought gas prices were down. #gasprices #news

For the first time in our history, our top-of-the-ticket statewide offices are all women candidates! Let's honor their commitment to working families and cast your vote for Lynne Walz, Jocelyn Brasher, and Sarah Slattery. Together, we can make history and break up the one-party rule in NE! #NebDems

Can food alone give enough vitamin D? Not quite - supplements may be recommended, especially in UK autumn & winter. More info: https://theros.org.uk/information-and-support/osteoporosis/healthy-living-for-strong-bones/vitamin-d-and-bones/

the inevitability

Sage sends #caturday chill vibes 🖤

🚧✨ Player Showcase Chapter 1 ✨🚧 Meet Aace, who built an unbelievably long, beautifully structured road from Balduran to the North Coast! 🌍 And this is just the beginning more settlements, empires, roads, and projects from our players are coming soon. #BitCraft #MMO #pcgame #steamgame #game #cozy

There is just no money. Really? #WealthTax

The Powerhouse of Venezuela: Clara Vegas #MissUniverse2026 Meet Clara Vegas, a 24-year-old sensation from Venezuela! With her striking beauty and commanding presence, she’s a true powerhouse on stage WATCH ON: youtu.be/Ha32lxvHuKE #VenezuelanBeauty #FashionPowerhouse #StagePresence #ModelLife

Friday 5/8/26 Quick4Cast. Rain and storms this evening. What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details #stlwx Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather

#341.1 - 27 Hours A Day? - JACK&JOZEF - Not enough time? #ad #nrc #fy #fyp #LifeHack #podcast #talkshow #PodcastGemist #lifelessons #timemangement #news #new #media #ironie #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #talpanetwork #tv #improvisation #talkshow #theatre

Greetings from Kyiv. Once again, I brought you its beauty and life. The world needs reminders that after more than four years of war, Kyiv stands. And perhaps this will become a testimony for the future.

Back and to the left.

This went mega viral on TikTok about UBI What would you do if survival was guaranteed?

Feet hibernate all winter. Then you ask them to run. In this Alaska Survival Kit video, sports physical therapist Zuzana Rogers at Runners Edge Alaska shows a simple progression exercise to avoid injury. ✍️ Annie Feidt/AKPM 📹 Annie Feidt, Matt Faubion & Courtny Brooks/AKPM

📣 "Your instructions for today: Delete it. Delete*that* app.. You know which one is your albatross. The one you use too much. The one you use to escape-too often, at the expense of other things (including sleep). … Delete said time-wasting, bad-habit app. Uninstall it."📣 ~ MANOUSH ZOMORODI

Why French Twitter users stay separate from the English network October 30 | Live on Zoom Register Here: https://nuel.ink/yh7QU7 #PhdChat #AcademicChatter #sociallistening #NodeXL #Webinar #NetworkAnalysis #SocialMediaResearch #DataInsights

Hackers in Denver CO reprogrammed crosswalks to say "Trump murders children"

Happy Holidays! 🎄 Niki and I want to sincerely thank everyone who continues to support The Comic Book Presser. We truly appreciate the trust you place in our experience and your books. Wishing you all a wonderful holiday season. #HappyHolidays #TheComicBookPresser #ComicCommunity #Comics

New Jersey’s oyster populations were wiped out decades ago. Restoration efforts in Barnegat Bay are working to bring them back. #SouthJersey #OysterRestoration

There are 172 ninjas in this video. The ones you can see are wearing HatedMekkr's New Ninja Armor Sets. →https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3653493113

The International Energy Agency (IEA) has asked member states to release 400 million barrels of oil reserves. We will "contribute our share" because we believe in solidarity, says Germany's energy minister, Katherina Reiche #Iran #Trump #Oil

Illegal immigrants who pay thousands of dollars to human traffickers to board death boats in the Mediterranean to reach Europe Italy only to be surprised that even those who live in Europe or Italy complain of poverty &unemployment so even their gamble with their money & lives didn't make them rich

💞👻 Fangs for coming to the 1st ever VSpirits #Vtuber group #Deadlock collab led by @birdie-wirdie.bsky.social with me & @b00giepunk.bsky.social! Special fangs to them for the fun! 👻💞 🔴 We Raided @bunnibana.bsky.social! She's playing Marvel Rivals fright now! 🔴 👇🔗 Channels! 🔗👇 [ #TwitchStreamer ]

Work in progress of the Sedlec Ossuary in VR. We hope it will give access and education beyond the monument itself, and inspire more people to visit the Sedlec Ossuary in person. 💀 Mailing list, art prints, and more! 💀 ☩ sedlecossuary.mechan... ☩ ☩ Or through link in bio. ☝...

🚀 InterLink is more than just a blockchain — it’s a complete Web3 ecosystem designed for the future. Through daily engagement, community participation, and innovative solutions like the InterLink Visa Card, users can unlock exciting opportunities and maximize their rewards #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

An Alberta pizza shop owner is facing fire for WILD social media posts targeting Indigenous and LGBTQ communities. Thoughts? 👀 FULL: rtrj.info/041626Pizza 🎧 FULL: rtrj.info/041626 #paulspizza #RealTalkRJ

There goes a supernova...💫 Performing 'Welcome To The Pleasuredome' with Frankie on Wogan 40 years ago. You can watch the full performance in HD on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5OJ...

No one ver believes you until those vibes hit home

Misplaced a node and ... Answer your gun, you've got a call ! #gamedev #indiegame #UnrealEngine5 #UE5

VIA reichwingwatch This is capitalism in its rawest form... Not “how many lives will be lost?” but “will this move the needle on my portfolio?” This is the system working exactly as designed. Human lives are the expendable. Wall Street profits is the constant.

в кар’єрі здобути найпрестижніший європейський трофей, але у стартовий склад своєї команди Забарний не потрапив, розпочавши гру на лаві запасних. До гри букмекери у своїх прогнозах віддавали перевагу французькому клубу. Коефіцієнт на перемогу парижан складав 2,33 проти 3,15 на перемогу «канонірів».

“I will be running for Congress." The Texas legislature redrew Democrat @repjuliejohnson.bsky.social district as heavy Republican. But she told Y'all-itics that she still intends to be on a ballot next spring. #txlege STORY: www.wfaa.com/article/news...

This is what a President should sound like.

Beat my sword for the secret! A fatal duel exposes a terrifying mystery. 👉more👉 youtu.be/JGn2p70R_5o #engdubcdrama #mysteryhistoricalcdrama #suspensecostumecdrama #direnjie #detectivedee

BE SEEN, BE SAFE 🚴‍♀️🌙 This mask will make you shine! The Respro® Nitesight™ Mask is made from Scotchlite™ laminated neoprene for all over visibility when it gets dark. 🚴‍♀️ respro.com/product/nitesight-mask #pollutionmask #cycling #highviz #cyclinggear #commuting #running #winter

SI’s Chris Mannix on the SGA flopping discourse: (@SIChrisMannix on IG) Original post

For #DataProtectionDay, we asked our wonderful IT team at the Institute for three essential tips for protecting our data online. 👩‍💻 As per usual, they were quick to respond and supportive as ever! 😊 Check out what they told us! #DataPrivacy #MaxPlanck

Many states around the country are gearing up for a push to be the first state to transition to a universal, single payer system. We think that Oregon is the most likely state to make this move first, and we expect to vote on the transition plan in 2028.

‘Aiden Lewis Octet 3 - Touring’ by Yvonne Marrs  European touring beckons for the famous brothers and their books. Tennis lessons with Paralympian, Charlotte, turn Nicole internationally sporty, just like her famous family. https://books2read.com/al3 #readyvonnemarrs #AidenLewis #2026yearofreading

This is a joke, im doing it for the furry memes. But, also, im sure a lotta yall mofo's can relate smh

Matches have been sent! 🎉Please let DM us or inform a mod on the server or by DM ASAP if you've been matched with someone you asked not to be matched with, or your giftee has only tropes you can't create for.

Our new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin is be be referred to as Mar’Quayne. Just, you know, to freak him out. #MarkwayneMullin #belairviv #DHS

Jeremy Clarkson has pivoted from abusing climate activists and denying climate change to accepting its real but insisting that there's nothing we can ever possibly do to stop it. FFS What are we meant to be celebrating or welcoming here? Defeatism is as lazy as denialism

#kanyewest #italy #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/4vwqirg1

Don't miss our #volunteer open day on Friday 10th April! Meet the team, see how you can get involved with our events and education activities, try some of our practical skill work and enjoy a guided walk. #volunteeringopportunity #cambridgeshire #huntingdon #forestschool #guidedwalk #schoolvisit

Kit Malthouse, Conservative MP for North West Hampshire, tells me he's wept after hearing the stories of dying and bereaved people. He'll be backing the assisted dying bill tomorrow.

Otro robo de coche termina mal en Marbella. Dos jóvenes fueron detenidos tras una persecución, terminando estrellados contra una valla. Esto sigue encendiendo el debate sobre el aumento de robos por la zona turística.

Ces gens sont à gerber ! Ils osent mettre sur le même plan les casseroles judiciaires de leur copain, le criminel en col blanc Sarkozy, et le drame de la jeune Lyhanna.