"Hear me out" responsibly, lads.

A little too close to home, if I'm being honest.

ASSAULT

The world is dire, but the content remains top notch.

Have you gotten ahold of the Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie ice cream sandwiches yet?

For the uninitiated:

This city can never be fucking normal.

My God

Y'ALL

Ah, the hail portion of today's storms has started.

Watch this video for the latest on water main breaks, boil water advisories, water conservation orders and school closings around the Capital Region:

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The Israeli occupation army targeted farmers in Mansouri, in the Tyre district, with phosphorus bombs while they were harvesting watermelons. Three incendiary munitions landed near the farmers, forcing them to flee as fires broke out across the fields.

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Volunteers plant thousands of American flags on the Boston Common to honor fallen service members. https://www.wcvb.com/article/boston-common-memorial-day-flag-garden/71365373 

I hate putting out videos about the news, current events or politics because I know I will get abuse online. Don't try to reason with trolls, bullies and bots, just block them and move on with your life. It's so much better for your mental health.

Fluorite Friday with a stunner that will make you wanna get up and dance! Blue Green Fluorite with White Quartz from the Huangganglian Mine, Inner Mongolia, China. The cubes on this one are pretty insane. Somehow still currently available💙💚 #fluorite #fluoritefriday #crystalsky #crystals #dance

From secret nuclear exchanges to a key diplomatic deal, Pakistan and China have long helped each other. What's next? https://aje.news/3f5vkk

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Today, 25 March on CTNews… 🔥 FNB Bad Advice Client Lost R500K 🌍 Rate Hike Fears Hit Cape Town Property Market ✊ R9.86 Billion Infrastructure Budget Unveiled 🚌 Rail Services Face Uncertain Future 🏉 Wiese Rejects Stormers To Stay With Bulls 🎉 Wynberg Family Festival This Weekend

🔥Just dropped the Dance Fire lyric video! Now you can sing along! Let's goooo!  https://youtu.be/Q5MZbCAAXTw  #LyricVideo #NewSong #DanceFire

Join Puppe as the smell of new spring growth is in the air, the bluebonnets are in full bloom and the birds are singing. Your Grandma Green never uses AI or filters in these reels. We just enjoy nature in her full, unfiltered, imperfect glory. #nature #outside #makebelieve #puppetshow #spring

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I was so baffled, I've never missed a chain attack during the stun window before. Pulchra please Caesar doesn't need any more help being bad

(2/3) Klokov Presses - even better if you can do them from the bottom of a squat for extra lat mobility work

Shaq had himself announced as, Shaquille I-hate-Charles-Barkley O'Neal at his LSU graduation. 😂 ▶️ Shaquille O’Neal Trolls Charles Barkley While Graduating From LSU - Newsweek […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Just because you keep saying this bullshit... Doesn't magically make it true.

Countries contributing least to climate change are being hit hardest. Sorry, Lucy… worrying about climate change isn’t a privileged issue, it’s a humanitarian one. #climatechange #STEM #climateaction #factcheck

#lasparks @ #lvaces 💦

One day, we’ll be able to tell our kids and our grandkids - when the future of our country was on the line, we fought for it. And we won. That means getting involved TODAY. Hear it from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

France, Germany, Italy and the UK have condemned Israel's proposed death penalty bill, warning it targets Palestinians and undermines democratic principles. A Knesset vote is expected Monday. Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #Palestine #HumanRights #SheppardLensMedia

the #wnba going global, per #caaaaaathy.. & wondering how this will all sort out internationally amid the shadows of #projectB *fyi I hate watched this bit to share the news & cut it off as he says he's "a father of a -"🙄

"We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!”

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What we really want to know is when they will break out the euphemisms for airborne transmission & ≥FFP2 respirators. Will Sir Richard Wharton's F&CO 4 stage strategy will be implemented?🙄🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks #StopWithTheEuphemismsFFS

I only discriminate against misogynists, especially the ones with weak ankles. It’s hot as fuck outside.

Sec. Buttigieg: Most Americans agree with us that the government should be doing more and not less to make sure you can get health care, and that you can afford it. That means expanding Medicaid and expanding the Affordable Care Act — not tearing it down.

Did Stephen Miller pay someone to write these terrible jokes?

I've had to switch off the house of lords debate as it was making me a tiny bit cross

Air show practice is taking place in downtown Louisville this afternoon. ⁠

#intuit #layoffs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/gfr44rjf

Haley’s Cheer Journey: From Tiny 5-Year-Old to Competitive Flyer 🏆 From a tiny 5-year-old on her first cheer team to 10 years of competitive all-star cheer, traveling to Florida, and making lifelong friends. Mom pulls out the archives for the cutest throwback pics!

Após campanha militar de 470 dias e 72 mil mortos, Israel planeja a 'migração voluntária' da população da Faixa de Gaza. O plano, confirmado pelo ministro da Defesa, Israel Katz, é rejeitado por moradores locais ouvidos pelo Correio. 📽️ Rodrigo Craveiro/CB/DA Press #CBReels #CBShorts

Before winning first place in two events at the California Interscholastic League's Track & Field Championships, AB Hernandez read social media posts from adults protesting her participation. @cerisecastle.bsky.social caught up with one outside the stadium.

Brilliant orator Ken Paxton gets one guy to clap. #progressive #talarico #jamestalarico

💵🧾Financial Receipts 📑✍️ State Contracts That’s what we want to audit in the State Legislature. We’ve been very clear. #mapoli

If you are not against AI, then you're a stupid mtherfker. Fight me on that.

ḥabībī was shocked! 🤗 #Re5 #residentevil5 #gaming #residentevil #funnyvideo

#navy #hormuz #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/wbuxw1uk

Arda Güler in 2025/26 🇹🇷✨ #UCL

A big thank you to the team from Semperian for helping plant a new hedgerow last month as part of our Hedgerow Heroes project — their second volunteer day with us, and the first to bring a canine sidekick! #HedgerowHeroes #Herefordshire

I'm not sure how many are aware that this is happening. But we should be extremely concerned about this. We should not be integrated with the Israeli military. As a matter of fact, we should've cut Israel off decades ago. But right now, it's imperative to Americas survival.✂️✂️ #SheShed

Oralè ReSiSters Universal hand sign alert if one our sister’s needs helps! Protect our Sisters everywhere! reenacted to show everyone the hand sign for help. #ProtectWomen #USDemocracy

This is Indica. She is enjoying a movie and some pupcorn. Would like to enjoy it without commentary, if you don't mind. 12/10 (TT: julia.perez3272)

For @brinkofgaming.bsky.social and @cdub77.bsky.social. Just gonna clear up a few things.

Rep. Keating: With all your intelligence committee experience, and now as Secretary of State and National Security Advisor, have you ever heard the name Bill Pulte? Rubio: In the context of intelligence? No.

Why is Tommaso shaking his head? Wrong Answers Only. #AEW