Blow me Jesus is coming soon

I saw the Ten Commandments and it was confusing as Fuck…

Today is not Friday the 13th… it’s Wednesday the 13th 🤭😂

Today is not Friday the 13th… it’s Wednesday the 13th 🤭😂

It’s June 3, 2025, and the shit 💩 is getting real. Things are starting to unfold, and this may only be the beginning. Remember, keep that extended warranty 1-800 number handy… you just might need it! 😂

🚨 Breaking News 🚨 Bill Gates is reportedly working on a top secret plan for his upcoming 2027 virus 🤭🦠 Stay tuned… the next episode of the global chaos show is coming soon 👀

Gas prices will hit $1 all over America soon!! When it’s Easter Sunday and everyone is telling you, “La chimba, la puta de tu madre… vete a la verga. A la hue,” for posting on Easter Sunday— And you reply, “OK then, blow me tomorrow.” #iran #Trump #war #gasolina #gasprices

Today is Tuesday, June 2, 2026. Stop whining and complaining—it isn’t going to do you any good.

In order to prevent inflation from continuing to rise 📈 along with gas prices, rent, and all goods, services going through the roof… we need a revolution and fast! 🤭 Or else this out of control inflation will never stop ….

If you think grocery shopping and buying meat is expensive, you should check out how much a full-size cow 🐮 costs these days!

#Habs Martin St. Louis on Nick Suzuki "I think he drives the bus. It’s not just one thing. He can defend well; offensively, obviously you know what he does. He’s a huge part of our success, and I think the guys follow his lead a lot. He’s a big-time player for us" #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

This app is having a respiratory infection. Someone post a nut vid so we can examine things with better variables.

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Firefighters are still putting out hot spots on buildings destroyed by a massive warehouse fire in Belleville, New Jersey, that started Sunday. >> https://cbsloc.al/4eReYFR 

Victim Family's Compassion Short from Full Episode on True Crime and Justice TV Canada's Cold Case Files Live Chat With James #coldcases #truecrime #realcrimes #unsolved #unsolvedmysteries #LawEnforcement #missing #ColdCase #realstories #ColdCaseCanada #JusticeForVictims #UnsolvedMysteries

my favorite bit with the 10th Doctor: "ooh baby, I'm beating out a samba!" #doctorwho

Explore perfumed stamps—where history meets scent! 🌸✉️ These rare collectibles delight both eyes and nose, adding magic to philately. Discover their origins and stories, and add a fragrant twist to your collection. #PerfumedStamps #Philately #StampCollecti 👉 https://obelisk-stamps.com/a/LZDU6v

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Discover how Avid and Intel are partnering to maximise DNx performance at every stage of the workflow—Watch or listen to Making the Media ▶️ avid.co/V5G750YJPug #intel #dnx #editing #mediacomposer #media #broadcast #postproduction #technology #podcast #makingthemedia #avid

#neuronurses READ this article: vist.ly/4z3j7 It highlights important work in global neuroscience nurse training and the role of baseline knowledge assessment in strengthening practice & improving patient outcomes worldwide. Comment on your thoughts after you read it!

At any given moment, your body has a countless amount of cells working nonstop to keep you alive, especially within your immune system. #reels #learn #health #blood #immunity

Holocaust?! Zionist packt aus über Holocaust 6 Millionen? #realtalk #deutschland #wahrheit #menschlichkeit #gerechtigkeit

Trump has gone full unhinged. Get ready for the resumption of aggression in Iran. This time the economic shock to the USA & entire world will be cataclysmic.

The #Soviet Union was the first #socialist experiment. They had no example for guidance. Single-party state? Not ideal. But they were blazing trails while dealing with sabotage. Full ep ft Jeremy from Proles Pod Sat 5/2 at 8 am ET Find link to all our eps in comment below 👇 #Soviet #socialist

#NBA #Lakers #LeBron Statue NO! #LisaLeslie GETS the Statue! #WNBA #Sparks A sports debate unfolds as fans question the idea of a LeBron James statue while others argue the honor belongs to WNBA legend Lisa Leslie, whose impact on women’s basketball changed the game forever. www.2kk2network.com

Breaking News: The U.S. and Iran May Be Edging Toward a Deal to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz. More updates to follow!

That's block E L E V E N ! ! ! It creates a transition opportunity for the Spurs and forces a Timberwolves timeout. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice #ɴᴏᴡꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ 📽️

A small town in Michigan did everything right to stop OpenAI & Oracle from building a $16 billion data center in their town. The people convinced their officials to reject it and they did. Two days later the developers sued, and the town couldn’t afford to fight back in court.

Here is start of clip from @news.rte.ie discussing the new derelict property tax we've campaigned for A sincere thanks from me & @judesherry.bsky.social to everyone for their continued support We can end this blight & ensure everyone has a home & place to play & create #DerelictIreland #SpeirGhorm

the president of the US is complicit in a holocaus. This is No Other Land. it’s a documentary taken in the West Bank were Hamas doesn’t exist and it proves it’s been happening way before 2023. won an Oscar in the US but we weren’t allowed to watch it in the US until a few weeks ago.

She did it again

🚨🇨🇳 Chinese-issued gifts, phones, badges, & accessories given to Trump & his billionaire buddies were thrown out before leaving Beijing. Clearly shows USA's irony ... When only they & their best Allie have repeatably done this espionage internationally & been red-handed caught out!😏 #economictimes

Sorry A380, you’ll never be as grand as The Queen of the skies. Here’s my tribute.

This is not a lack of “discipline”. It’s a complete lack of morality and decency. Fuck you, @theunitednations.bsky.social @ec.europa.eu and every complicit government who enables this savagery. Your silence and inaction only serves to empower the desecration of humanity. #StopArmingIsrael #BDS

In this episode of Beyond the CV, Alejandro Aballay, PhD, dean of @MDA_UTHGrad, reflects on the curiosity that first drew him to science, the resilience required in research, and what it means to prepare the next generation of scientists. 🎥 go.uth.edu/BeyondAballay

Today is Day 6 of a crisis for some families because their SNAP cards are empty. Or because they are a Federal employee. This weekend we are collecting food & household/personal care items. #SNAPBenefits #montroseco #ouraycounty #ridgwaycolorado #indivisiblecolorado #montrosecolorado #Indivisible

We explore the secrets of longevity. From the "Blue Zones" to the "Plant-Based vs Carnivore" debate, we’re looking at how to heal the body, mind, and soul. Join guests like Integrative Nutrition and Health Coach Kim Ruzycki and renowned Canadian culinary talent Chef Ned Bell.

Sounds crazy when you say it out loud, eh?.... #Politics

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

9 Polyhedral Resin Dice DnD Set Void Star Silver #dice #ttrpg #dnd #diceset #dnddice

The SAVE Act doesn’t *actually* help you save anything in Trump’s America.

#StreetFighterII #Arcade #Fighting

New Atomic Punk: Global Quest Plataformas: Arcade Año: 1992 Géneros: Puzzle, Arcade Desarrollador: Irem Publicador: Irem Resumen: New Atomic Punk: Global Quest is a 1992 video game released by Irem under license from Hudson Soft for arcades. #NewAtomicPunk:GlobalQuest #Arcade #Puzzle #Arcade

Why do you think more people are publicly denouncing fraternities and sororities today? Watch the full conversation with Dr. Skip Mason OUT Right Now on YouTube! #JamalBryantPodcast #JamalBryant #Podcast #SkipMason #HermanMaston #Pastor #PastorMason #Educator #Author #Historian #ITC #theology

People argue in the comments over this t-shirt… Lovebeyondcolorllc.com #lovebeyondcolor #clothingbrand #endracism #unity #fyp

im gonna redo it tonight so consider this a proof of concept

#photography Wade Salvage sight of Amazon show #FallOut last weekend scenery hosted by group Pros & Cons

Ο #Ρίτσαρντ #Ατένμπορο έγινε 100 ετών #Richard #Attenborough turns 100

Santa Fe Rafting Co. is the perfect way to spend a day cooling off in Santa Fe. 🌊 The dedicated team of guides will not only give you a fun-filled day on the river, but you will learn about geology, folklore, & so much more. Tag who you’re going rafting with! 👇 #thecitydifferent #visitsantafe

👩‍⚕️ Looking for a new cardiology gig? Check out this remote role in Brooklyn! Review cardiac tests from home and set your own schedule. Perfect for new grads too! 💼💡 ✨ Rate: $32-$35/reading 📍 Remote/Brooklyn 🔗 Apply: hr@glhstaffing.com #RemoteCardiology #HealthcareJobs #ApplyNow

Watching the waves on Aldeburgh Beach. View more Suffolk coast images available as fine art prints and cards at my website. Link in bio. #Aldeburgh #Suffolkcoast #VisitSuffolk #fineartprints #slowlivingcoastal

📢 Registrations for the #EUGreenWeek 2026 are open! On 3-4 June join policymakers, investors, farmers and civil society in 🇧🇪 Brussels to learn how a nature-positive economy is crucial for 🇪🇺 prosperity, resilience and competitiveness. Register NOW 👉 link.europa.eu/khRPKB

Er is een nieuwe trend: Als een zwarte man een witte vrouw om haar nummer vraagt en ze wijst hem af, leidt dat tot geweld met vuisten en trappen.

Earth's atmosphere was initially rich in hydrogen 🌍 Carl Sagan explained why that changed during his legendary 1977 Christmas Lectures. Watch the whole series in our online archive: rigb.org/explore-science/explore/video/planets-earth-planet-1977

Oh, he and Javier spare no words for the fascists and dregs:

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Let's demand better for Aberdeen. Scottish Greens will work to create well-paid jobs in renewables, cut household energy bills, and campaign for an independent Scotland in the EU. #VoteScottishGreens on June 18th.

Regular normie Christians know there's some debate over God's gender. They might not buy it. They might not care. But the idea that God must be male isn't that strong. Also: Watters disqualifies himself, then claims authority to judge. That's the right for you.