A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

Sometimes my son likes to surgeons general words (which, unlike verbing surgeons general, is a pretty silly thing to do).

Sterling K. Brown talks about 'Is God Is'. Starring Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Mykelti Williamson, Josiah Cross, with Vivica A. Fox & Sterling K. Brown. In theaters May 15. #IsGodIs

The future will remember how we treated intelligence and each other. Living with AI asks one simple question: can humanity stay wise while technology grows stronger? amzn.eu/d/35s9dRx #LivingWithAI #AmazonBestseller #FaisalRahim #BooksThatIgnite #BooksThatEndure

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Your DNA could influence how doctors prescribe blood thinners.🧪 #Genetics #Neanderthal #SvantePaabo #DNA #Science

Shai LOST Carter Bryant!!!

Termite Terrace Club Daily - May 16th 1931 - The Tree's Knees - Dir. Hugh Harman & Rudolf Ising 1936 - I’d Love To Take Orders From You - Dir. Tex Avery 1964 - The Iceman Ducketh - Dir. Phil Monroe and Maurice Noble #LooneyTunes

El bioquímic i divulgador científic Pere Estupinyà explora com els 70 anys d'avui no tenen res a veure amb els 70 anys de les generacions anteriors, i defensa que és una etapa que pot ser la millor de la vida https://www.ara.cat/societat/salut/tercera-edat-ja-millor-etapa-vida_128_5714407.html

#MAGA #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

In today’s headlines: pharmaphorum.com/news #news #pharma #lifesciences #pharmanews #pharmaindustry

Me sat in my trackies with a brown sauce stain due to going crazy on an egg butty, looking out of the window on a Saturday afternoon …. Judging, but minding my own business. But judging hard …

Virginians have always shown up, fighting back against every attack, every assault on democracy. That fire? It doesn’t stop tomorrow. April 21, polls open 6am–7pm. Same-day registration at your polling place. The ballot box is where we draw the line. The front line is democracy. #VoteYesVirginia

Laila Cunningham: victims get a slap on the wrist. Question for Reform: 🔴 Will you implement mandatory minimums for rape? 🔵 Will you publish a victims' justice plan? 🟢 Will you explain why you kept a candidate who celebrated rape? Vote or reply. 👇

Ain't no way. Then it waves. Bye!

ME ME ME "I was shocked & traumatised" #JeremyAntoinette #COI #TasLibs #politas #taspol #auspol #ShutAYDC #corruption #Tasmania

Ron Johnson: "I support funding for the national security component, what's going to be underneath that ballroom. I don't want to talk further about it than that. But there's certainly a national security component."

Say hi to Sahar Vahdati, Prof at @unihannover.bsky.social, Leibniz Info Centre for Sci & Tech (TIB) 🇩🇪. She’s an ELLIS Member researching representation learning & reasoning, w/ an emphasis on intelligent systems that can learn structured, meaningful abstractions. #WomenInELLIS 📸: Sören Pinsdorf

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(Fortsetzung) Da in der Nähe des Nestes hohe Pflanzen dicht wachsen (Zutritt unmöglich), mussten die Altstörche weit fliegen für Futtersuche. Sogar 4 Std unterwegs war nicht selten. Trotz der schwierigen Lage wollte ein Altstorch nie Jungstörche allein lassen. Der Grund: zum Schutz vor Fremdstorch

SocialRails is how smart creators win without burnout 🤩

if you're wondering when Xbox games are coming this year, Matt Booty revealed the release order in an Xbox podcast today: • Halo: Campaign Evolved (July?) • Minecraft Dungeons II (Aug / Sep?) • Gears of War: E-Day (Sep/Oct?) • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 (Oct 23rd)

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in this house we are gonna miss Asuka being on tv #wwe #asuka #wweraw #iyosky

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Trump’s DISTRACTION game‼️ #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Caleb Wilson 11-of-25 on the spot up 3s drill

From retiring her law career to building online art workshops — Julie Schumer's bold reinvention. Full interview @aaronjackarts #JulieSchumer #SantaFe #Shorts

Shia LaBeouf motivational speech "Just do it" with the music of Naruto Shippuden "Experienced Many Battles" #ShiaLaBeouf #GreenScreen #Template

Minus "Admiral Essen" A video has emerged showing our drone hitting the Russian frigate "Admiral Essen" (Project 11356) at a naval base in Novorossiysk. t.me/philosophica...

New Mexico is subsidizing internet costs for low-income families. 👀 On Priorities Podcast, @keelyquinlan.bsky.social is joined by @ilsr.bsky.social's Christopher Mitchell to discuss the program's merits & how to drive internet costs down. 🎙️ 🎧➡️ statescoop.com/radio/new-me... 📽️➡️ youtu.be/p3r82GJ51DY

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🤼Kotozakura looked like he was going to pull this one out but slips a little and Gonoyama slaps him down. Really thought this was Koto's chance to break the 8-7 streak he's been on since I started watching. Looks like I was right but not how I thought. At 2-7 his ozeki run may be over. Gonoyama 7-2.

La reacción de los chilenos ante un sismo suele caracterizarse por la calma, el pragmatismo y el humor. Debido a la alta frecuencia de estos eventos, la mayoría no entra en pánico durante los movimientos moderados

5 more days till my 42nd birthday!🎉🎉 #leo #birthdaymonth

With over 100 suits, 20+ vehicles and a legendary Rogues Gallery, LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight is a must play! Be Vengeance! Be Campy! Be Burton! Just be Batman! https://bit.ly/48QURUp #LEGOBatman #Batman #Lego #DCComics #GameFly #VideoGames #Gaming #PS5 #Xbox

📌 Cree East Project, Saskatchewan The drill program has successfully confirmed the presence of the targeted electromagnetic conductor, along with substantial structural deformation and elevated radioactivity. 👉 stockmkt.info/3XNLlM0 🇨🇦 CSE: NEXU | 🇺🇸 OTCQB: GIDMF | 🇩🇪 FRA: 3H1 #UraniumStocks

BREAKING: 8 young Children from ages 1 to 14 were k.lled in Shreveport, Louisiana. It was a Domestic Dispute. The gunman is dead. Details to come. #domesticviolence #shooting #crime #breakingnews #breaking #mustangmedic #politics

Wales is not dead yet. Get out and vote #Cymru! #Annibyniaeth

THANK YOU!!! to the roughly 6,800 people that showed up to No Kings 3 in Johnson County, KS this morning!! This is just one small section of the SIX MILES of people lining Metcalf!! We appreciate every single one of you. 💙 #nk3joco @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social

Adrian Boafo didn’t even show up again last night at a candidate forum in Mitchellville. This clip is from another PG County forum earlier in May that he skipped, too. Maybe he thinks the $1.8m dumped into this race by AIPAC and crypto means he doesn’t have to face voters directly. I disagree.

Every doctor has their patients ❤️🐶🐕‍🦺🐕🐈🐈‍⬛❤️

The proper way to end your film.

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Moments ago, the Israeli occupation targeted three residential apartments while residents were asleep, with initial reports confirming multiple casualties. Videos have emerged of people burning to death after the airstrikes.

Wenn ein verbrannter Kanzler von „Zündelei“ sprechen lässt, hat er nicht verstanden, dass man Asche nicht anzünden kann. #merz #bundeskanzler #wüst #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

🇨🇴 #IvanCepedaCastro : (Leftist Electoral Candidate in Colombia) "GREETING TO THE YOUTH OF COLOMBIA I salute the youth of Colombia who peacefully take to the streets tonight to protect life and democracy..

ABS confirmed in #Giants at #Brewers (Bot 8). Sal Frelick challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Edwin Jimenez | Upheld 58.6% (17/29). Later: Sal Frelick grounds out to first baseman Rafael Devers.

🇪🇸 Ferran with an amazing run and finish to put Spain ahead

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The Amazing Digital Circus fans on their way to see the movie in theaters