Life is a tornado and I’m the cow in the background that nobody talks about but everyone remembers.

The quiet life was never the problem. We were just taught to believe it was. Turns out peace doesn’t sell nearly as well as hustle.

spilling your coffee as an adult feels like the same kind of small but devastating disappointment a child feels when dropping an ice cream cone. Less crying more cuss words

Honestly, that second one might be more reliable than death. Because explain to me how you go to bed fully contained… and wake up looking like one of them filed for independence overnight. Gravity? Betrayal. Fabric physics? Suspicious. No witnesses. No accountability. Just vibes and one rogue escape

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit… we all agree on it, but deep down it just doesn’t sit right.

one hand is the main character and the other is just an unpaid intern.

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

Enjoy life anyway you want to…

FACT: kids suddenly develop FBI-level investigation skills when chocolate is involved… but can’t find their shoes that are literally on their feet.

social media has done untold damage to the world, but without it we wouldn’t see stuff like this

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Chris Russo admits he slept through the entire Knicks-Cavs game after taking two Valium. "I had to watch the highlights! That's a terrible job on my part!"

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A massive leak flooded a street in Mexico City, with water gushing as emergency workers were at the scene, video shared on social media showed.

Many people say that this is one of my most intense songs... me, turned up to 11. And I say to those people, this is what it is like inside my head... all the time. Being a butterfly is an analogy...

Trump agrees to Ceasefire Deal with Iran Explained #news #politics #trump #iran #ceasefire

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It's honestly laughable how these boys were caught in the act and letting their true personalities show and they still tried to abckpedal in front of Utage. Yeah, no. Sorry, Gorrilla Boy Ouri. Tamon haters in her sight get shown the door faster than they can say "wth!?" #TamonsBSide

The signs are everywhere if you know where to look ☁️🍌

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Huge demonstrations by the Bolivian people demanding the resignation of Rodrigo Paz for incompetence, the popular uprising in Bolivia is a living example of the proletariat tired of capitalists and Bolivia demonstrates in practice, not in theory, that the class struggle remains relevant.

So what exactly is “teen sauce” anyway?

Asked why he thinks dropping fuel taxes would help

Leah Culver (@leahculver) says that the joy of software engineering is in chipping away at projects because, over time, you achieve great things. Watch this session in full, recorded live at the Merge, at www.wearedevelopers.com/en/videos/91...

Ana Kasparian reveals "fantastic news" on TYT: AOC has pledged to vote against all military aid to Israel. 🏛️⚖️ She explains how a week of heated public accountability led to this shift. Advocacy isn't a "Mickey Mouse Club"—it’s how we get results. 🛡️📉 #TYT #AOC #Politics

More proof of Staged Event for Trumpstein

British politics has become so performative that prime ministers are now judged less on whether the country functions and more on whether they personally typed every word of an essay. Meanwhile the public still can’t afford rent, energy or a decent train service. #NewsNight

If Scotland would be so crap at independence why is Westminster so scared to let us have another vote? Like if we would be as bad at it as they say wouldn’t we come running back with our tail between our legs? What’s the issue?

Ukraine’s Defense Forces hit 17 oil refineries in Russia in May According to the Unmanned Systems Forces, more than half of the targeted refineries are currently offline or suspended operations during the month⤵️

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À quelques minutes du coup d'envoi de la finale entre le PSG et Arsenal, le Parc des Princes vibre au son du club parisien 😍🔥

#birds The robin steps up to the bath and then braces itself for a few splashes. (It's been cold - so it is less enthusiastic than on warmer days.)

This is abhorrent but I guess what else do you expect from an adjudicated rapist. This is why women do come forward. This is why we don't talk about it. Fucking disgusting!

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"I think his communication IQ has improved over time. This season in particular has impressed upon me how he manages to be very expressive, not shy with his opinion, but also totally in control." 👌 Amy Lawrence on Mikel Arteta's evolution as Arsenal boss 🔥

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CTE IS FOR MELVINS I WAS FRIGHTENED, YOU WAS FRIGHTENED, COLLECTIVELY WE WAS FRIGHTENED BUT THE KID GOT UP AND POTTED ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

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brsh.site/xtSFC / Deutschland hat über Generationen hinweg für die fiskalische Stabilität gekämpft – die Schuldenbremse war nicht nur eine technokratische Regel, sondern eine Erklärung, dass Deutschland die Lehren aus dem fiskalischen Zusammenbruch der Weimarer Ära .. #Schuldenbremse #Grundgesetz

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Ukrainian drones keep hunting Russian supply trucks well over 100 km behind the front in occupied Ukraine. It is part of "Logistics Lockdown," Kyiv's new campaign to choke the roads feeding Russia's troops in occupied regions. 📹 Exilenova+

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Auf die Frage, was denn beim Extremwetterkongress über Trumps Äußerungen zur globalen Erhitzung gesagt wird....:

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