My road rage is so bad I don’t want to fight people anymore… I just want temporary access to their car speakers for constructive criticism. “Congrats on cutting me off, Jessica. Your exit was three miles ago.”

Happy 4/20. Go outside, enjoy yourself, laugh too hard at nothing, stare at nature like it owes you answers, and come back feeling spiritually confused but relaxed.

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit… we all agree on it, but deep down it just doesn’t sit right.

The biggest lesson I’ve learned this past year is that sometimes you have to make decisions that break your heart but bring peace to your soul. Grief changes you like that. Sometimes peace doesn’t look like happiness. Sometimes it looks like walking away, letting go, or choosing yourself… while yo

I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.

not me fighting for my life in a customer service menu like it’s a final boss battle just let me speak to a HUMAN

Easy peasy lemon squeezy more like feral, fragile, and five minutes from snapping

ADHD = A Diva Having Distractions way more on point.

Moms don’t need unsolicited advice we’ve got enough voices in our heads already. But unsolicited praise? Yeah… we’ll take that all day. Because sometimes, in the middle of the chaos and second guessing and “am I messing this up?” it’s just really nice to hear we’re doing a good job.

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

Game 1. Cavs-Knicks. Eastern Conference Finals. #LetEmKnow

This week's Stream Schedule (Week 19: May 18-24): M: Tier List Mondays, Mega Man Game Shuffler Tu: Metal Gear Solid W, Th: Wario World F, Su: Sharing with Shellshock

The B2i Digital team is pleased to announce Luca Mining Corp. (OTCQX: LUCMF | TSXV: LUCA) is participating in the Precious Metals & Critical Minerals Virtual Investor Conference (OTC Markets Group) on Wednesday, May 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM EDT. B2i Digital is not a broker-dealer or investment adviser.

Finally... Smith: "The supreme law of the land is the Constitution. Lots of videos of masked ICE agents, no identification, saying 'you have to answer my questions, no option to walk away.'" Rogan:"You can't accept masked people, that don't have a warrant, on the streets in militarized situations."

¿Dé qué trata Winter Borrow? 🐀 Video completo en mi canal de YouTube: ▶️ Daniel Kaze ◀️ Link del video: youtu.be/_PUUormfj-A #winterborrow #pinecreekgames #indie #game #furry

The US Constitution is 7,500 words. You could read it in under an hour. He apparently couldn't be bothered. Or more likely can't read. New piece. Trump vs the Constitution. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Constitution #Trump #Emoluments #WarPowers

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#MCU #DaredevilBornAgain Season 2 Sets Up #SpiderMands Born Again! #Marvel Daredevil Season 2 introduces Spider-Man's path in "Born Again," blending Hell's Kitchen's gritty world with fresh heroes and villains. www.2kk2network.com

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Yeah y'all... Idk. 😭😭

Democratic Senators are moving in the right direction with drawing a line at DHS funding — but they need to understand how to negotiate with extremists. Starting position should be: DON’T FUND ANYTHING until demands for accountability at ICE, BP, and DHS are met. #alexpretti #shutdown #minneapolis

I don't know what spice they put on #Nioh3 but I can't stop playing it lmao!🤣❤️ SO addictingly fun! @sugarf0x.bsky.social: you gorgeous, beautiful homie! Thank you SO MUCH for the raid & kindness!😭❤️🫂 Sent the raid & kindness to another homie @texnical.bsky.social! Def check 'em out!🎉

Blue is peace, but mine is not Mine is the hush before a storm; the breath drawn deep before the wave breaks The blue I carry is deeper It moves like thought beneath still water, where silence thickens into truth, where loyalty lives w/o asking It anchors me in a world that drifts 9.27.25 MJSolace

Russians’ top 3 fears now? Constant economic problems, internet shutdowns, and Ukrainian strikes. 💥 In 2022, unthinkable; in 2026, reality. 20% fear Ukrainian drones and missiles, while the economy sinks #RussiaIsCollapsing #MakeRussiaSmallAgain #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦

A guest won’t remember your multiplier if they remember the line. We’re sharing the friction points that quietly cut repeat visits: players club bottlenecks, promo confusion, peak-time F&B, and stressful check-in moments. #CasinoMarketing #podcast #CX

Some of my favorite comments: When can we “sea” the remaining #Epsteinfiles When will we “sea” him held accountable? During a recent talk in front of law enforcement officials, it’s clear 🍊💩 is losing it. We can all “sea” that. 😳🤬 Register to vote. Help others register. Show up BIG in November!

Mohammed Amin al-Husseini... Mufti of Jerusalem, admirer of Hitler, collaborator with the Waffen-SS, supporter of the Holocaust, mentor to Yasser Arafat, and ideological father of the “Palestinians.”

Raportti Pohjois-Ukrainasta Sumysta. 47. Prikaati pyysi meiltä kahta asiaa: 1) pakua, joka toimisi kuljetustehtävissä ja kenttäkorjaamona 2) että me tukisimme ensin muita yksiköitä, joilla ei ole autoa lainkaan. Toteutimme molemmat toiveet - näitä ihmisiä tuemme ylpeydellä 🫡

So, wer kommt denn mit...?

Sec Blinken is confronted about his role in the deaths of 10’s of thousands of Gaza Children, yet ironically he says “not in front of children”

“You did it… Champions go on, when others stop. This is your time…. Now go on, and enjoy every moment” (Arsene Wenger) (Via official David Seaman) #Arsenal #Gunners #AFC #Champions #EPL #PremierLeagueChampions @arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social @arsenalvisionpodcast.com @dailycannon.com

Word to Linus Van Pelt “There are three things I’ve learned to never discuss with people…religion, politics & the Great Pumpkin.”

📺 Visualizando el swing de Wenceel Pérez utilizando tecnología de seguimiento de bate.

The Canadian government is destroying human rights:

Running Reflections: Acting vs. Reacting #stoicism #mindset #running #reflections #wellbeing

🚨 DAILY NEWS | Fri 29th May 2026 🌐 www.charlieward.com #Trump #Ireland #BreakingNews #CashIsKing #CharlieWard #DailyNew

Happy 80th birthday Cher. I really need people to know how damn funny you are.

🚨THIS is why you MUST clear the snow and ice off your car. EXCLUSIVE Falling ice from truck shatters couple’s windshield. They're thankful to be alive. @y reports. www.fox5dc.com/news/flying-...

Just days before the TX primary election (3/3), Sen. John Cornyn tells me, “[the] Republican-held Senate seat is too valuable to gamble on somebody like the attorney general, Ken Paxton… he would jeopardize our ability as Republicans to hold on to the Senate seat.” @graydcbureau.bsky.social

What chance do Arsenal have against European champions PSG?🤔 Martin Keown says this Arsenal group can do "anything" - do you agree?

Racist dumbfuck attacks a Muslim and gets knocked out with one punch. FAFO

I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

Been practicin 💀

Strong hero's of #Ukraine...🫡 [👇👀💪💙💛✊ 🇺🇦✌️] #Запоріжжя #Україна #Crimea #Ukraine #UkraineVictory #Zelenskyy #GloryToUkraine #слава_українцю #СлаваУкраїні #RepairDemocracy #MRSA

The detail I enjoyed the most about the Third Echelon HQ map in XDefiant is the giant WELCOME HOME and other "projected text" is still there

Jimmy, "You can't smoke around the baby!" Virginia, "Jimmy, smoke rises, she's not going to be tall enough to breath it for a LONG time!" Before she knew of 2nd hand smoke my mom smoked in the car & my open window drew all the smoke past my face. But she […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

Guess you could say I almost Kirk'd the bucket! 😱 ➡️ www.twitch.tv/yaboiedgee #Vclip #VTok #VTuberClips #TwitchClip #babiniku #VTuber #ENVTuber #Vsky #EldenRing

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The oligarchs making our city more expensive are also trying to buy this election. We can't let them win.

Just putting my best foot forward. #feet #frenchtip #toes #paypig #humanatm #meatyfeet

GO TIME ☘️

What do Mostra, Milan and Marcin have in common? The answer is.. heat pumps of course! 📍Meet us in hall 11, booth U22. Don't miss our policy session on the current status of the heat pump market and its future developments tomorrow at 14:30 in Scorpio Room at Fiera Milano. ehpa.org/news-and-res...

Don't let emotions take over. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #Home #teamworkmakesthedreamworks

I love that they made Tina a furry fanfic writer

Над Тибетом зафіксували надзвичайно рідкісне та вражаюче природне явище, яке має вигляд яскраво-червоних блискавок - спалахи червоних спрайтів На відміну від звичайних блискавок, що б’ють униз із грозових хмар, червоні спрайти виникають дуже високо над ними - у верхніх шарах атмосфери.

When science meets breakfast in the most explosive way. Trust me, this isn't your typical egg experiment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🧪 Enjoy the extraordinary reaction of household items creating a foamy spectacle. It's chemistry in action, and it's...

A new chapter of romance and destiny begins. The main PV for KimiAi has been released, offering a closer look at Elsa, Julius, and the colorful cast of characters who will shape their journey. Premieres July 4, 2026, in TV Asahi's NUMAnimation block and on BS Asahi. #kimiAi #Anime #AnimeNews

#BOLIVIA ❌ NO dialogue or negotiations with the puppet of US #RodrigoPaz ‼️ "We must prepare the resistance of the people, from all their organizations, from the countryside to the cities."