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Rep. Garcia: "The law is clear. There's not only an act that Congress passed, there's a subpoena that legally binds the DOJ to release all these files. So Todd Blanche right now is breaking the law."
Are you using #finasteride tablets for hair loss? Our safety committee confirmed suicidal thoughts as #sideeffect of these medicines and issued recommendations for #patients and healthcare professionals. Watch and read! www.ema.europa.eu/en/news/meas...
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Gentle reminder that your core includes your pelvic floor and diaphragm and if you're not breathing you're creating a dysfunctional movement pattern. It doesn't meant you're *doomed* or anything... buuuuut you're leaving some possible strength, mobility and ease on the table.
Raw footage captures a giant tropical hardwood tree being cut down with a chainsaw before the massive trunk cracks, collapses, and crashes into the surrounding vegetation. #reels #viral #CaughtOnCamera #trending #viralvideos
After the Nimmo triple, Seags puts bat to ball, and the Rangers score their all-important 4th run of the evening. Texas was nearly unstoppable all of last season (and into 2026 as well) when they scored 4 or more jn a ballgame.
Trump is blackmailing Congress with homeland security. TSA is on fire at Easter. His ransom: hand me voter suppression or the country burns. The bill can’t pass honestly. So he’s taking hostages. A sitting American president just extorted Congress in Jesus’s name.
Guys I think something's wrong with my Earthbound tribute t track from 2012 I dunno what but it sounds different
THE BALLROOM ADVENTURE Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies presents it's latest disaster film. Irwin Allen, eat your heart out! After the ballroom is a 400 million tax payer funded win, Trump commissions the next best thing, a moving ballroom. Full film $3 at patreon.com/MrNewbergersAIFunnies
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Latest recording as of just now. The mini game itself functions how I want but there's still things to add from the larger game. #gamedev #gbstudio
People are Defence’s most important capability. We're ensuring our estate is fit-for-purpose for our Defence people. Modernisation of the Defence estate will better support our personnel in the workplace, and make sure that Defence has the capability we need.
I held everything in for too long. This song is about that moment when the pressure finally breaks and you realize it’s what you needed all along. #indierock #emotional #inspirationalmusic #musicfortheheart
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What happens when we are no longer the ones in control? Much of the current conversation assumes that AI will remain a tool, something we guide, shape, and direct. But that assumption is starting to feel less certain the further we look ahead.
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Have you ever watched an anime and gotten a weird feeling? Here are 12 times anime made us experience unique feelings. jli.st/4fmc9c9
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I guess we now know w/ more certainty that wex ner & #Epstein were more than SA pals, allegedly. Like pu tin kompromat, JE used this SA & s*x to blackmail ppl, extort $. JE was LW’s bit*h. These are some evil a*s sick MFers.
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Does the Democratic Party even practice democracy? - Emma Vigeland on Higher Learning.
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A moment of tenderness amidst war❤️ Everyone needs one occasionally. That’s how one stay whole within when everything beyond seems to be falling apart.
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