Der Canis lupus familiaris. Unterschätzte Spezies. #trump #canislupusfamiliaris #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Top 3 Minister (m/w/d) für eine Kabinettsumbildung: Gold 🥇 geht an #Kulturstaatsminister #WolframWeimer. Mehr Porzellan im Buchladen 📖 kann man nicht zerschlagen 💥 Silber 🥈 hat sich Bundeswirtschaftsministerin Katherina Reiche redlich verdient. Dank ihrer Lobbyarbeit für die fossile ⬇️

Nie wieder die zwanghafte Erotisierung von Formfleisch. Nie wieder Affektverschiebung durch Kauen, Schmatzen und fettverschmierte Finger. Nie wieder die anbiedernde Projektion unbewusster Persönlichkeitsanteile auf die Systemgastronomie. Nie wieder exhibitionistisches Exponieren mit Dönerspieß.

Digital vermummte Guerilla-Hasen 🐰 haben #CDU und #CSU faule Eier 🥚 🥚 ins virtuelle Nest gelegt und auf #GoogleMaps diverse Geschäftsstellen in #Eierhaus umbenannt. Konzertierte Aktion von APO-Nagern. #merzleckeier #mle #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Der Habecksche #Heizhammer schrumpfte nach dem lautstarken Aufbegehren u. a. von #CDU und #CSU zum Gummihämmerchen. In dieser Woche zimmert nun die Koalition das alte #Gebäudeenergiegesetz neu zusammen und nagelt als alternativen Oberbegriff #Gebäudemodernisierungsgesetz ans Brett. Der Hund freut ⬇️

Böse Zungen behaupten, das #Bundeswirtschaftsministerium der #KatherinaReiche mache sich hier zur Lobbyismus-getriebenen Systemhure. #insm #bmwe #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Diagnose #MorbusTrump sollte in die Liste der psychischen und Verhaltensstörungen nach ICD-10 aufgenommen werden. Beschreibung: ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung, unkontrollierte Wutanfälle, Größenwahn und gottgleiche Allmachtsphantasien mit unverhohlener Neigung zur Blasphemie, ⬇️

Vielleicht können die externen Berater #KatherinaReiche ja davon überzeugen, dass der einzige Weg aus der Abhängigkeit von Öl und Gas über den Ausbau der Erneuerbaren führt. Dann kann sich eine Regierung auch vor die Presse stellen und behaupten: „Das ist nicht unser Krieg.“ By the way, Reiche ⬇️

Würde sagen, der #Bundeskanzler ist Teil der beachtlichen Teile der Gesellschaft mit #Erkenntnisproblem. Am Ende der Kanzlerschaft #Merz wird die 🐕-Halterin einen Wochenkalender mit Merz-Sprüchen herausgeben. #esummit #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Niederkunft des Tages: Juchhu, es ist eine #Grundsicherung! Die kleine Kröte, die die Regierung gezeugt, die SPD geschluckt und im Kreißsaal des Bundestages das Licht der Welt erblickt hat, löste vor allem bei der Opposition heftige Wehen aus. Das Erstgeborene, #Bürgergeld mit Namen, landet im ⬇️

How much do we really want to be an Acts church?

"He's our Tom Brady. He's our LeBron James. A guy that can still bring it at an older age." NHL legend @WayneGretzky joins the @PatMcAfeeShow and gives high praise to Sidney Crosby and shares a story about him 🙌

Policies that reduce the consumption of supermarket alcohol would be both good for public health and the economy. Why? Find out in our podcast with @sarg-scharr.bsky.social's Dr @damonm1989.bsky.social 🎧 Links: www.ias.org.uk/podcast/redu...

An ad ends up right on a fan's head during the NHL on ESPN broadcast of Flyers-Hurricanes Game 2. 🏒 📺 😵‍💫 #NHL

💪Jasmine Crockett(OUR ‘28 VP) in a Judiciary hearing: “y'all need to read your history books. The same books that Republicans decided we shouldn’t read, because they’re afraid it’ll hurt People's feelings to know that their Ancestors were so savage, that they would enslave Black Folk”🇺🇸

99% of parents miss these hidden allergy triggers lurking at home Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/non_food_allergies Careful parenting is still calm parenting. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

"While Bitcoin gets a lot of attention, it hasn’t played the safe-haven role many expected. In my view, there are a few reasons why. First, Bitcoin lacks privacy. Transactions can be monitored and potentially controlled, which is why central banks aren’t looking to hold it.

Er sagte, dass russische Angriffe auf ukrainische Städte mit Drohnen und Raketen beantwortet werden würden. t.me/noel_reports...

One more really bright orange Oriole video today. #birds

Well, that isn't the word I would’ve used. But then I don’t own the Trump-to-English dictionary. A large faction of Americans is in an abusive relationship, and they don’t seem to care that they are.😢

European Union was a way of replacing Nazism. It is one of the most ambitious projects in the history of man. Listen to @iandunt.bsky.social and @dorianlynskey.bsky.social tell its story in episode 1 now! linktr.ee/originstoryp...

Clear The Clutter New favorite organization tool: This 7-compartment acrylic belt holder. It makes any closet look like a high-end boutique instantly. Check it out at Trend Pikz! #TrendPikz #CleanHome #Organization #Interior #Aesthetic

How should the USMNT line up against Portugal? 🤔 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/3vb85zck ✳️: tinyurl.com/56apd3wj 📺: tinyurl.com/52kjmedx

Russia: New building construction in Tyumen, occupied Siberia. Such issues are systemic and nationwide as Russian developers cut corners because of a sharp rise in cost of construction materials over the last few years.

Il y a 3 infos aujourd'hui en imaginaire : - On a des images à vous montrer du prochain film de SF de Spielberg - Il FAUT que vous regardiez la BA de Speed Demon. - Un livre Baldur's Gate 3 arrive.. #Fantasy #horreur #fantastique #horrormovie #sciencefiction #stevenSpielberg #BaldursGate

Mom used to always offer to take the Memorial Day shift at work because she liked the holiday pay and "because the weather's always crappy on Memorial Day." It started raining by noon, dropped 20 degrees. I could feel her laughing from the post-worldwalk. So I decided to put wax on my Layens frames.

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Made with Motion Mosh by @luckywhacky aescripts.com/motion-mosh #aftereffects #aescripts #motionmosh DEZ TR #glitch #creativity #vfx Full project files, assets, and breakdown - link in bio

Going to be thinking about this House Call from Swerve Strickland for a long, long time ...

Anyone know what these birds are!?

Hope and Letty wish you a… Merry Christmas! 🐺🐦 🎄 ☃️

Alles wiederholt sich. 🤮 Deutsche Firmen finanzieren Nazis.

Post-apocalyptic extraction shooter 'Gravebound' challenges players to scavenge loot and survive against rogue machines in a devastated wasteland... Coming soon to Early Access on Steam 💀👇 #indiegame #indiedev

📺 Un vistazo animado al jonrón de Jeremy Peña

Most Social Media and media are being purchased and taken over by Trump's billionaire oligarch friends and supporters. The media always enable fascism.

Steven Guilbeault: "There is no way we can reach our 2030 targets."

Now Streaming 🇺🇸 🎸👉 youtube.com/playlist?lis... #art #music #veterans #memorialday

Day 3: Glorious Morning Exercise Fitness Trip! #fitness #trip #motivation #challenge #exercise #start #discipline #strengthtraining #upgrade

You can have a robot clean your house in China for less than 20 bucks this is amazing 👇🏼😊

World 🌎 News: • 🇧🇴 Indigenous leaders of La Paz, Bolivia: "We don't want dialogue or negotiation...we'll be at the barricades until the President is gone"

Damn...... #CL #Arsenal

I 3d printed an interactive toy and Cloud looooooves it.

Out in our local San Juan Capistrano Swallows Day Parade sharing our message: Your Vote is Your Voice! Tu Voto Es Tu Voz!

CAN YOU GUESS THIS BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR? HINT: KNOWN FOR HIS UNMATCHED ENERGY AND WILD FASHION CHOICES! #GuessTheActor #BollywoodQuiz #WhoIsThisActor #MovieTrivia #IndianCinema #PopCulture

"You can just pop this open for an hour and make a tone of progress" Checkout the full discussion of Max Spoilers - Perfect Tides: Station to Station now available on Patreon and YouTube. youtu.be/wwQfCOc1BJk

🇦🇺 Before ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ became an Australian rock ritual, it looked like this.😏✌️☮️ This recently uncovered footage from the surreal promo film ‘Alice Through the Lift Doors’ captures the Angels performing inside Sydney’s Roseland's Shopping Centre in the 1970s! #Australia1977

We can all agree Pearl should never Debate again

Chelsea's dressing room problem. Rosenior: big personality in press conferences Rosenior: edge in the Chelsea dressing room Toxic squad. Incompetent board. £350k a week players. You need Ancelotti. Mourinho. Klopp. Who would even take that job right now? #Chelsea #Rosenior #PremierLeague #EPL

The production of paper cups is inseparable from paper cup machines

Happy #caturday

Lots of updates today, from new artwork to revisions to the underlying unit structure. But also, now you can have a little chit-chat with the bosses before you get down to business. #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #turnbased

Palestine national team player Assad Al Hamlawi celebrated with a Palestinian flag after winning the league title with CS Craiova in Romania.

Sadio Mane pulls one back on the stroke of halftime. How are we feeling with 45 minutes to go?

On Saturday we were joined by Deputy Leader @mothinali.bsky.social for the North East launch of the Green Party’s local election campaign 🌱 Now’s the time to act - join us for an action day in your area before May 7th! @jamiedriscoll.bsky.social

Male Birth Control Breakthrough. Reproductive biologists at Cornell University have made a significant advancement toward a reversible male contraceptive. #menshealth #birthcontrol #medicalinnovation #healthnews #sciencenews

Finally made it to this moment! I can't help geeking out inside on this! ZEZTZ CATASTROM DEBUT WAS CRAZY & SICK AS HELL! #KamenRiderZeztz #KamenRider

Trump Jane Says Jane’s Addiction #Music #MusicSky #NowPlaying @crazy-doggie-lady.bsky.social @crb0628.bsky.social @cyberwench.bsky.social @dalewalls1.bsky.social @danno1130.bsky.social @davelocke.bsky.social @debamcc.bsky.social @debbie156.bsky.social @dentonrg.bsky.social

Smfh.